The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[Endless_Night]

Uh-huh
And I hope it is!

Hey!
I just noticed...
"Cranky" rhymes with Midwestyankee
That explains a lot

He is juice fasting, too!!!!!

When hell freezes over, I bet!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

He is juice fasting, too!!!!!

When hell freezes over, I bet!

Grape juice, maybe!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Just fuck it.

Seriously.

Fuck it all and fuck every idiot human fucking being, and where's my fucking 70-mile-wide meteor?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Sorry, DGE

 

[gypsy*seer]

, and where's my fucking 70-mile-wide meteor?

"At last, after two thousand years of research, the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator. At last..."

Hugs, DGE! I can SO relate...

 

[Endless_Night]

Grape juice, maybe!

LOL. Ab-so-lute-ly!

Just fuck it.

Seriously.

Fuck it all and fuck every idiot human fucking being, and where's my fucking 70-mile-wide meteor?

DGE.

 

[the captians wench]

If he weren't an ocean away he would be perfection.

Going to bed with sore nipples and feeling very loved.

 

[desertslave]

Hugs DGE!

Master prefers his grape juice carefully fermented, in case of impurities (so I'm told).

 

[ToPleaseHim]

DGE

 

[midwestyankee]

He is juice fasting, too!!!!!

When hell freezes over, I bet!

You're much too optimistic.

Grape juice, maybe!

Grape juice is for Methodists, who never drink in front of one another. I am NOT a pedoenophile, as I prefer my grapes very, very mature.

 

[Endless_Night]

Grape juice is for Methodists, who never drink in front of one another. I am NOT a pedoenophile, as I prefer my grapes very, very mature.

And what exactly is a pedoenphile?

 

[Endless_Night]

And...4th day of a juice cleanse!!!! Always sooooooo much better than the 3rd day.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

And what exactly is a pedoenphile?

Cheerful

 

[Endless_Night]

Cheerful

As in...not cranky?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

As in...not cranky?

Exactly! A pedoenophile is pleasant, kind hearted, of cheerful disposition, obliging, cooperative, benevolent, supportive and sweet. Oh yeah, and funny

 

[Endless_Night]

Exactly! A pedoenophile is pleasant, kind hearted, of cheerful disposition, obliging, cooperative, benevolent, supportive and sweet. Oh yeah, and funny

I see. Thank you for clearing that up.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I see. Thank you for clearing that up.

You're so welcome!

 

[pensivepoet]

Exactly! A pedoenophile is pleasant, kind hearted, of cheerful disposition, obliging, cooperative, benevolent, supportive and sweet. Oh yeah, and funny

Someone call?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Someone call?

Hah! Hahaha! Hahahahahahahaha!

 

[pensivepoet]

You should take the ball gag out before breaking out into hysterical laughter.
Now I'm full of slobber

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You should take the ball gag out before breaking out into hysterical laughter.
Now I'm full of slobber

Ok! Right after you take off the dick goggles

 

[Endless_Night]

*looks in*



*runs out*

 

[BiBunny]

You're much too optimistic.



Grape juice is for Methodists, who never drink in front of one another. I am NOT a pedoenophile, as I prefer my grapes very, very mature.

Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

And Baptists do not recognize each other in liquor stores.

 

[Endless_Night]

My SO keeps wanting to watch cooking shows while we're cleansing!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

My SO keeps wanting to watch cooking shows while we're cleansing!

That is torturous!