The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[MeekMe]

^^so glad to have read that exchange. Seems the dip shit brigade is out in full force lately.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[BiBunny]

I'm still trying to figure out how there are people in the world who don't know the difference between cuckolding and group sex.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm still trying to figure out how there are people in the world who don't know the difference between cuckolding and group sex.

Caveman don't care what the difference! Aaaarrrggghhh!

 

[midwestyankee]

Caveman don't care what the difference! Aaaarrrggghhh!

OP have caveman reading skills too. Not pictures on stone, make head hurt.

 

[seela]

Blurt retracted. TMI.

 

[BiBunny]

I finally made myself a smut Tumblr blog. I always said I'd never do it, and I'm still not altogether sure why I did.

 

[desertslave]

I finally made myself a smut Tumblr blog. I always said I'd never do it, and I'm still not altogether sure why I did.

Begging, pleading for a link by PM. Pretty please with leather on top?

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm beginning to understand how men become cranky old men.

 

[pensivepoet]

I'm beginning to understand how men become cranky old men.

You're welcome

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm beginning to understand how men become cranky old men.

I hope you fall blissfully back into ignorance soon

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[midwestyankee]

I hope you fall blissfully back into ignorance soon

Thanks, but it's not likely to happen. I have felt a disturbance in the Crank, as if a million body parts cried out in terror, and now they are not silent but creaky.

Is that avatar you? If we give you compliments will you be less cranky Sir?

Yes. Probably not.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[midwestyankee]

Shan't bother trying then

Just being realistic. You're a sweetheart to offer to help, though.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Mindfondler]

I've just bought a cheap black shower curtain.

We don't have a shower.
.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ok.

Can I just ask where your arms are then?


Selfies are hard I cannot take them. I look in the screen and see something I think looks like I can live with it, then I snap it and its turned into a character I call ' the butchers wife" . She's had a hard life that woman, I tell you, a HARD life. In the others I all look like my other self nickname, whose name I'll not share. Its too horrid.


Since joining here and working on self esteem I have been taking more selfies though, and sending g one every day

It was a very heavy cell phone back in those days, so I needed both arms to raise it over my head.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[desertslave]

I've just bought a cheap black shower curtain.

We don't have a shower.
.

Randomly guessing you might have several candles?

 

[CutieMouse]

So on top of all the yummy stuff that is yummy, I have discovered the happiness of being woken up to him bringing me coffee in bed (because he's a responsible morning person, and went down to the hotel lobby for breakfast, while I slept in), then laying there all tangled up in sheets and blankets and pillows... Sipping coffee together and waking up as slowly as humanly possible.

We really need to figure out how to do that more, because I'm already a little sad that I started my day like that today, but won't tomorrow.

 

[Mindfondler]

Randomly guessing you might have several candles?

Yay! We have a winner!
.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Randomly guessing you might have several candles?

And I was thinking baby oil party

 

[midwestyankee]

So on top of all the yummy stuff that is yummy, I have discovered the happiness of being woken up to him bringing me coffee in bed (because he's a responsible morning person, and went down to the hotel lobby for breakfast, while I slept in), then laying there all tangled up in sheets and blankets and pillows... Sipping coffee together and waking up as slowly as humanly possible.

We really need to figure out how to do that more, because I'm already a little sad that I started my day like that today, but won't tomorrow.

I would prefer a different form of coffee service, but this does seem to be appropriately sensuous. I approve. And I further approve of any actions you might take to ensure that such mornings become considerably less rare.