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[Mindfondler]

Been out to cheer on some London Marathon runners. Freezing out there, but maybe that was good running conditions. Amazing to see it in person rather than on the telly.

Heh... my wife and I were out there too! We were lurking on the Isle of Dogs, just after the 17 mile marker. As you say, the weather was weird, alternating between icy breezes and bursts of burning hot sunshine. It was great to see at close quarters the masses of runners, including a few that we were there specifically to cheer on. It was also an eye-opener to witness in person the pace of the elite runners. On television, the foreshortening of the camera lens tends to make it seem that they're just jogging along gently, but I can assure you that they're shifting along at an incredible rate. I'd struggle to keep up with them even if I sprinted alongside them for a short distance.

After that, we went down to the Brighton Twisted Market and afterparty. It was a busy day for us, but a satisfying one too.
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[LucyBee01]

Heh... my wife and I were out there too! We were lurking on the Isle of Dogs, just after the 17 mile marker. As you say, the weather was weird, alternating between icy breezes and bursts of burning hot sunshine. It was great to see at close quarters the masses of runners, including a few that we were there specifically to cheer on. It was also an eye-opener to witness in person the pace of the elite runners. On television, the foreshortening of the camera lens tends to make it seem that they're just jogging along gently, but I can assure you that they're shifting along at an incredible rate. I'd struggle to keep up with them even if I sprinted alongside them for a short distance.

After that, we went down to the Brighton Twisted Market and afterparty. It was a busy day for us, but a satisfying one too.
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Ah, we passed like ships in the night then! We were at I think the 18 mile marker in Canary Wharf for a while. Popped over to Tower Gateway too.

We liked the spankers... Or are they not called that?

 

[Mindfondler]

Ah, we passed like ships in the night then! We were at I think the 18 mile marker in Canary Wharf for a while. Popped over to Tower Gateway too.

Ah... not too far away, then!

We liked the spankers... Or are they not called that?

Oh, yes! Once I was handed those and had inflated them, there was no way that they weren't going to get used as such. I think our vanilla friends were quite surprised when I suddenly set upon my wife with great gusto, and even a couple of police officers stationed nearby looked on in mild amusement. They made quite a good sound too (the spankers on my wife, not our 'nilla friends or the police officers) -- a comical boinging sound that would have been at home in a low-budget slapstick film.
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[LucyBee01]

Ah... not too far away, then!


Oh, yes! Once I was handed those and had inflated them, there was no way that they weren't going to get used as such. I think our vanilla friends were quite surprised when I suddenly set upon my wife with great gusto, and even a couple of police officers stationed nearby looked on in mild amusement. They made quite a good sound too (the spankers on my wife, not our 'nilla friends or the police officers) -- a comical boinging sound that would have been at home in a low-budget slapstick film.
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Hahaha! Exhibitionist streak? Not even we dared do that with all the serious looking security types around. Good for you.


Er, there was hail today. Hail. Not impressed.

 

[CFMB_fan]

Er, there was hail today. Hail. Not impressed.

Me niether. The first time I have cycle the 20 mile round commut to work in almost ayear and got caught in a hail shower...

It hurt!!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Blue]

Hahaha! Exhibitionist streak? Not even we dared do that with all the serious looking security types around. Good for you.


Er, there was hail today. Hail. Not impressed.

Oddly enough, there was huge hailstones dropping here about 40 minutes ago. Now there's clumps of ice all around.
So it practically snows in April after having summer conditions through winter.
Good job @Climate.

 

[Mindfondler]

Hahaha! Exhibitionist streak?

It's making occasional appearances.

Not even we dared do that with all the serious looking security types around. Good for you.

It was all very relaxed where we were. The police officers were chatty and jokey amongst the good-natured crowd. They did threaten to arrest one woman who was trying to cross the road while the runners were in mid-flow, but that would have been the least of her problems if she had gone through with her mad intent.

Er, there was hail today. Hail. Not impressed.

Indeed. I've just sent a strongly-worded letter of complaint about that to the Dear x department. If I don't receive a satisfactory explanation, then I shall demand an independent public inquiry. *pouts*
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[LallyH]

Oddly enough, there was huge hailstones dropping here about 40 minutes ago. Now there's clumps of ice all around.
So it practically snows in April after having summer conditions through winter.
Good job @Climate.

When I set off for my run at 4.30 pm, it was warm and sunny, so I went out in short jogging pants and a crop top.

By the time I'd turned round for home, 25 minutes later, I was running into the teeth of what felt like a force 9 gale, freezing cold, and being pelted by hailstones.

Not. Fun. At. All.

 

[Blue]

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[LucyBee01]

Just got back from dance class. After the class the teacher tells me that the routine we learnt today requires more grace than enthusiasm.

I wish he had mentioned that at the start of the class. I was aiming for enthusiasm

 

[xxxpaulzzz]

Just got back from dance class. After the class the teacher tells me that the routine we learnt today requires more grace than enthusiasm.

I wish he had mentioned that at the start of the class. I was aiming for enthusiasm

enthusiasm should never be quashed. in dance or any other subject.

 

[StrangeView]

enthusiasm should never be quashed. in dance or any other subject.

Everything's better with a good dose of enthusiasm

 

[Mindfondler]

Had some fun with rope at a private party this evening. My technique is improving! Encouragingly, my wife still has full function and feeling in all of her limbs.

When we left, our car was covered in snow. It was the slushy stuff -- not any hazard -- but C'MON SPRING! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?
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[LucyBee01]

Had some fun with rope at a private party this evening. My technique is improving! Encouragingly, my wife still has full function and feeling in all of her limbs.

When we left, our car was covered in snow. It was the slushy stuff -- not any hazard -- but C'MON SPRING! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US?
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Good news on the rope work then!

With reference to your Dear X post on the weather, I saw lambs today Really cute pair. I think I could even describe them as gamboling

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Mindfondler]

Good news on the rope work then!

I have some rope-related photos to prove it! I won't post them publicly, though. Are you and Master at LAM on Sunday?

With reference to your Dear X post on the weather, I saw lambs today Really cute pair. I think I could even describe them as gamboling

Hurrah! It's always great to see a cute pair.
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[StrangeView]

Good news on the rope work then!

With reference to your Dear X post on the weather, I saw lambs today Really cute pair. I think I could even describe them as gamboling

Aww, cute!! What a lovely image to conjure up on a rainy afternoon.

 

[Blue]

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[StrangeView]

http://www.globalmeatnews.com/var/plain_site/storage/images/publications/food-beverage-nutrition/globalmeatnews.com/industry-markets/premium-british-meat-plugged-to-barbados/11072005-2-eng-GB/Premium-British-meat-plugged-to-Barbados_strict_xxl.jpg

And that's a lovely image to conjure up on a freezing, wet morning

Somebody pass two slices of bread

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[StrangeView]

Sandwich. Purrrrrrs.

Hi Elle, it would make a nice sandwich, especially since there was only cheese left in the fridge this morning

 

[Mindfondler]

I have noticed film four are having a 'love and sex season' starting tomorrow. I am not sure yet what they are showing as part of this, but for Duke of Burgundy, which I just saw advertised as the late film on Thursday night. I heard of this film here, I think through Seela, and it's a beautiful bdsm film, stunning to watch, I recommend it.

Well, I recorded it last night (along with most of the rest of the Film4 "Love and Sex" season earlier in the week) but we haven't watched it yet. Was it worth the wait?
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