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Its surprising how often this happens... though rarely to such a high-profile level. There's stories out there of people planting packs of real (though not live) explosives in places for sniffer dogs to find and then forgetting where they are when the dogs fail to sniff them.
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That's shocking but funny at the same time!
Do we let people loose with explosives who can't manage to write themselves a treasure map where x's mark the spots?!!
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That's shocking but funny at the same time!
Knowing some of the military, quite possible
To be fair though most of the engineers Ive met who handled explosives were very switched on!!
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That's shocking but funny at the same time!
Ok Liz, do I cut the red wire or the blue wire?"
"Ok John, carefully roll the device into its side and you should see an off button, just delicately press that."
" 'Side' isn't a colour I'm aware of Liz. Put that on a colour chart for me."
"No, I mean literally all you need to do is roll it and press the off button."
"Liz, in bomb school that you either cut the red or the blue wire. That's obviously a diversion."
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I'm wondering what a fake one looks like. If I designed it, there would be a big bright display on the front showing a ticking countdown on it with accompanying beeping sounds, because that's what happens in films. Also, I'd have plenty of curly wires of different colours hanging out, for extra impact and to give the experts something to mull over.I'm glad everyone was safe, and I'm sorry for everyone who was inconvenienced and disappointed....but I'm even more glad that I don't work for the security firm who accidentally left that fake bomb at Old Trafford....
Alternatively, I might go for the Road Runner cartoon look: big, black and spherical, with a burning fuse. Ideally, it would just cause embarrassing but harmless external charring to its victims, who would heal completely in time for the next scene.
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I used to work at Wembley Stadium(the old one) it was around the time the IRA was very active, the evacuation drills were pretty scary, because we always assumed that we would be using them.
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And of course there was the A5/north circ flyover bomb that Monday morning that was so close to Wembley
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Hi Daisy, nice to see you around
I'm from Warrington, and well remember the bombings back in 1993, and the aftermath of them. I was supposed to have gone into town on the day of the second one, but got up late, and by the time I got there, there was total chaos and the whole place was closed off.
There does seem to be some issues about the Old Trafford fake bomb, but the important thing was that the right decisions were made at the time; everyone was kept clear, the thing didn't go off, and nobody died. Always a result in my book
. What if they'd got it wrong, and it'd been a real one and had gone off? Unthinkable. All credit to those in charge who did the right thing in spite of any consequenses Anyway, enough of this!! How's the business going?
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I was close enough to the staples corner blast for it to have shaken the house.
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Sheeh!! TOO close for comfort.
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Big waves to everyone, happy Friday!!
Seems quiet, anyone around?
Seems quiet, anyone around?
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Hi Elle, anything good planned for the weekend? Little fella's got a trampolineing party tomorrow afternoon, so that should be fun, and I'm hoping to get out to somewhere nice with him on Sunday, if the weather's half decent
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N'ah.
Oh well done Elle, that sounds most industrious!
I am staying with my family a couple of days, just to catch up. Tonight out with a good friend
But then at a loose end and am figuring out what I want to do. I might do something crazy like watch the football. Hahaha!
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