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No warning was enough! She's fantastic!


Did I miss bacon sandwiches? I rescheduled yoga from yesterday to today, what a wonderful way to start a tired Friday!

Lunchtime already, but bacon butties can count as lunch too! Yoga, never tried, but my ride in to work always wakes me up and energises me, great thinking time too... Sometimes even about work :)
 
I'm off work at the moment. I'm laid up with a fractured foot. Plastered for the next 6 weeks!

Welcome Starling! Makes me think you have broken a wing :( Rest up well. :rose:

Lunchtime already, but bacon butties can count as lunch too! Yoga, never tried, but my ride in to work always wakes me up and energises me, great thinking time too... Sometimes even about work :)

Welcome too. Mmmmm, bacon.... I had a bacon buttie for breakfast. Wonder if I can persuade Master to have bacon butties for supper too? :D
 
Was just walking to the shop and three girls on the opposite side of the street starting shouting aggressive but incomprehensible words at me.

I'm too socially inept to know how to react properly so I just awkwardly stared at them.
 
There problem, not yours. :kiss: You have this or are you wobbly about it?

Sorry but I don't know what you mean?

Wobbly?

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Wobbly as in unsettled/rattled/bothered by your experience with the drunk girls :)
 
I think if I took the purity test mentioned I might not do well, the delicious movement of the jello got me thinking of breasts... :)

Oh dear, not sure I can possibly share what it is reminding me of... :eek: But if it were happening right now I would be too wonderfully distracted to be writing this.
 
Oh dear, not sure I can possibly share what it is reminding me of... :eek: But if it were happening right now I would be too wonderfully distracted to be writing this.

Oh, go on, there's no one else listening and looking :rolleyes:

And as you can imagine... Nothing is distracting me from Lit, sadly....
 
Oh, go on, there's no one else listening and looking :rolleyes:

And as you can imagine... Nothing is distracting me from Lit, sadly....

What, even the tennis?!

Oh go on then (talks behind hand so no one else can hear)... well, the way the jello is wobbling reminds me of shallow diagonal short thrusts :eek:

Now I will go back to looking sweet and innocent :rolleyes:
 
What, even the tennis?!

Oh go on then (talks behind hand so no one else can hear)... well, the way the jello is wobbling reminds me of shallow diagonal short thrusts :eek:

Now I will go back to looking sweet and innocent :rolleyes:

I am sure you always look and behave sweetly and innocently :)

Shallow diagonal thrusts, are they tennis shots?? Psst, I think you could be right but don't let anyone else know
 
I am sure you always look and behave sweetly and innocently :)

Shallow diagonal thrusts, are they tennis shots?? Psst, I think you could be right but don't let anyone else know

Almost always...;) Most people mistake me for being all innocent. Sigh.

We really need to move this discussion onto a new page so I can stop scrolling past really distracting jello :)
 
Still four more posts after this one till a new page spawns, so uh, ad-hoc meaningless drivel until then?
 
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