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I don't have any handheld digital device. All the technology I have is an alarm clock and a laptop.

I'm possibly the only youngish person in western civilization to not own a phone of some sort...

Do you need one? Do you want one?

Hee, I found my old old old alarm clock the other day -a wind up one I had when I was young. Still works. I gave it away as I no longer needed it.
 
Do you need one? Do you want one?

Hee, I found my old old old alarm clock the other day -a wind up one I had when I was young. Still works. I gave it away as I no longer needed it.

"I don't know" to both, I just can't be bothered to go and buy one.

So if I ever suddenly and inexplicably stop coming here, assume I have died in a fire or my terrible diet finally took me out since I couldn't call 999.
 
"I don't know" to both, I just can't be bothered to go and buy one.

So if I ever suddenly and inexplicably stop coming here, assume I have died in a fire or my terrible diet finally took me out since I couldn't call 999.

Ah, have you there just identified a reason for getting one? :)

That reminds me of a scene from The IT Crowd, where a fire starts in the office of the IT department. The lovely geeky Moss remains sitting at his computer, composing an email to the fire department :rolleyes:
 
Mixed here - the sunshine is trying hard to break through but there are a few clouds still hanging about :)
 
Mixed here - the sunshine is trying hard to break through but there are a few clouds still hanging about :)

Morning all, am in Somerset for work and it's looking lovely as I open the hotel room curtains! I need it to stay calm until I have cycled back to the station, I don't like wind that much!
 
Morning all

Beautiful morning here but barely have time to notice it. Moving day tomorrow and I'm at that stage of packing where I can't figure out what to do next. Not sure if I am on, ahead or behind schedule and wondering what to do next!
 
I'm ok, but a bit stressed and missing Belle hugely.... 7 weeks before she gets back from HK and it's HELL!!

Next job is a run to the local tip, a walk into town for bin bags, bread and something to try to keep the boy cat calm while he has to spend 4 hours in his travel cage tomorrow! And maybe some form of treat for him once he has survived!
 
I'm ok, but a bit stressed and missing Belle hugely.... 7 weeks before she gets back from HK and it's HELL!!

Next job is a run to the local tip, a walk into town for bin bags, bread and something to try to keep the boy cat calm while he has to spend 4 hours in his travel cage tomorrow! And maybe some form of treat for him once he has survived!

Oo oo oo! Is this a move to the south? If so, great :)
Good luck with all the moving and associated headaches. Definitely the cat needs treats. They always need treats :cattail:
 
Morning all, how's things?

Hi Mal, good to see you're back around :)

Hi SV!

Feeling brighter today. Master has a new toy he very thoughtfully tried out on me earlier. Be feeling that one for a while :)

I am liking this turn to warmer weather. Might I finally be able to wear my summer dress?
 
Hi SV!

Feeling brighter today. Master has a new toy he very thoughtfully tried out on me earlier. Be feeling that one for a while :)

I am liking this turn to warmer weather. Might I finally be able to wear my summer dress?

I don't think that turn to warm was a long one, back in Yorkshire now, grey, cool and unfortunately time to go camping this weekend just as the cold front approaches. Summer? Not according to my solar generating records!
 
I'm FREEZING this evening. I'm trying to decide whether to put the winter duvet on the bed :mad:. Not at all fun. My personal thermostat is unreliable anyway, but dog and I went for a brisk walk with someone else after I got back this afternoon ( which let me really up the pace knowing I wasn't alone) and I got nice and exertion warm, and now I'm shivering like the leaves in the breeze. :(.

If the heating goes on in July or August I will be aghast.

Oh Elle! Wrap up warm.
I am sitting naked at Master's feet :eek:. I get cold easily, so I think i must be catching the warm weather somehow.
 
May be Master Nick has warm feet and legs? :D. I feel a bit warmer after the bath sweet, sweet Lucy. I'm going to snuggle to sleep in a minute too, and it's healthier and better for sleep to be a little cooler than one thinks while sleeping. :( ( I love a warm bed in a cool room, so this makes me a little sad)

Have a great evening you two :kiss:

He does! :D And we did :kiss:
Mmm, warm bed in a cold room, yes, I like that too.

Morning all! Now finally can pull out that summer dress and go wear it aggressively because it is warm enough to do so. :cool:
 
He does! :D And we did :kiss:
Mmm, warm bed in a cold room, yes, I like that too.

Morning all! Now finally can pull out that summer dress and go wear it aggressively because it is warm enough to do so. :cool:

Aggressive dress wearing? Please explain, or if allowed, demonstrate, I am intrigued!

Warm even in Yorkshire, cycling to work becomes a real pleasure!
 
Aggressive dress wearing? Please explain, or if allowed, demonstrate, I am intrigued!

Warm even in Yorkshire, cycling to work becomes a real pleasure!

When I think "aggressive dress" this comes to mind;

BlackandWhitePhotoofGirlWearingASuper-Spiked-OutCorset.jpg
 
When I think "aggressive dress" this comes to mind;

BlackandWhitePhotoofGirlWearingASuper-Spiked-OutCorset.jpg

Lol! That would be an awesome outfit to own!

I think I was being a bit poetic :eek:. Kind of like, I am going to wear this dress, don't care how it might look, whether it floats up in the breeze or if it turns out too chilly to wear it. I will wear it with confidence and swagger. :devil::cattail:
 
Is everybody warm enough today? I am. :). At last. I was certainly in a sundress earlier, and would have been happier in less :D I wanted to rest all day but had to do a chore this morning, and now am taking my siesta and I am glad I did not put the winter duvet on. The light one in our beautiful cool room is just right for me to relax lightly cover d to the waist, and the cats are giving me some space, so they are warm enough.

I plan to pick red currants for jelly this evening, and set them to strain over night.

It is gorgeous outside! But I will be mostly indoors, working. Maybe an evening stroll...

Mmm, red currants. Nice with spinach and pine nuts. Making jelly with them sounds industrious. :)
 
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