The NEW UK Kink Thread

[Blue]

In the process, I devised a new game in which a blindfolded sub is fed maltesers rolled slowly one by one down a slanted postal tube — only some of them aren't maltesers.
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Then what are they?

 

[Mindfondler]

Then what are they?

Things that a sub might expect to be maltesers when they enter the tube but turn out to be something else when they reach the other end, to the amusement of the Dom. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking of grapes, cheese footballs (are they just a UK thing?) and green olives stuffed with hot chilli pepper.
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[Belle_SS]

Dropping in for a quick hello It's been a while and I miss you all!
P.S. Interesting maltesars game btw

 

[Mindfondler]

Dropping in for a quick hello It's been a while and I miss you all!
P.S. Interesting maltesars game btw

Hi Belle! We miss you too. Are we likely to see you around anytime soon (e.g. at LAM in June?).

Hope all is going well with you and Mal.
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[tinglebliss]

Dropping in for a quick hello It's been a while and I miss you all!
P.S. Interesting maltesars game btw

Hi Belle waves

 

[Belle_SS]

*waves* we're good, possibly LAM or Science Museum event next month?

 

[FloggingMolly]

Things that a sub might expect to be maltesers when they enter the tube but turn out to be something else when they reach the other end, to the amusement of the Dom. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking of grapes, cheese footballs (are they just a UK thing?) and green olives stuffed with hot chilli pepper.
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Revels. With the coffee ones if you're feeling really sadistic.

Hi from Devon btw

 

[Mindfondler]

Revels. With the coffee ones if you're feeling really sadistic.

*files away idea for future use*

Hi from Devon btw

Hi from "the smoke".
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[FloggingMolly]

I've never been to London, though hoping to in September for the day as my little boy is super obsessed with Big Ben

 

[Mindfondler]

I've never been to London, though hoping to in September for the day as my little boy is super obsessed with Big Ben

If you go to Westminster Tube station then you'll be able to look straight up at the Elizabeth Tower and hear Big Ben chime every quarter hour. You can also buy a seemingly unlimited range of Big Ben and London themed tourist tat on the nearby street corners.
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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Mindfondler]

What's the tube made of? Would not sound or speed give a clue even a momentary one?

WD-40 is my friend.
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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[tinglebliss]

March LAM anyone? Haven't suggested to G yet....

It would be great to see you again

 

[TheSilverLining]

Revels. With the coffee ones if you're feeling really sadistic.

Hi from Devon btw

I really like the coffee revels - I'll play that game!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[tinglebliss]

Yes!


I just cannot see when we'll get to LAM though. Taking a month off here in spring then me suffering after effects. I was hoping to go to a work conference with G in a couple of weeks but that seems unlikely right now . Feels like we are waltzing on the spot at times.

We will meet again. Hugs

 

[LucyCanyon]

We will meet again. Hugs

"Peeks in nervously... they all seem to know each other"

Erm, hello... been around Lit for a while but I don't recall being on here for a while if at all.... shy and kinky!

Hope you are all having a fun afternoon

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Mindfondler]

Huh? You spray the inside of the tube with wd40? You spray wd40 into the air to distract while it's rolling?

Either of those, or other possibilities! As it says on the can, it's an extremely versatile substance.

My initial thought, though, was to spray the inside of the tube with WD-40 to reduce friction, minimise rolling, and thereby reduce the dynamics to an simple acceleration under gravity, which will yield fewest clues about the composition of the item sliding down the tube.
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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[TheSilverLining]

"Peeks in nervously... they all seem to know each other"

Erm, hello... been around Lit for a while but I don't recall being on here for a while if at all.... shy and kinky!

Hope you are all having a fun afternoon

You know me, Lucy!
(I feel like that allllll the time)
*waves*

 

[TheSilverLining]

Either of those, or other possibilities! As it says on the can, it's an extremely versatile substance.

My initial thought, though, was to spray the inside of the tube with WD-40 to reduce friction, minimise rolling, and thereby reduce the dynamics to an simple acceleration under gravity, which will yield fewest clues about the composition of the item sliding down the tube.
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Would that not render said chocolates inedible?!

 

[Mindfondler]

Would that not render said chocolates inedible?!

I'll grudingly admit that you may be right. I've just checked the back of the can and it states: "If swallowed, seek medical advice immediately". I guess that's something of an indication that my plan might not be the best.

So, headphones it is, then!
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[LucyBee01]

"Peeks in nervously... they all seem to know each other"

Erm, hello... been around Lit for a while but I don't recall being on here for a while if at all.... shy and kinky!

Hope you are all having a fun afternoon

Hello Lucy and welcome
I like the shoes.