The NEW UK Kink Thread

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[LucyBee01]

Hee! How did we get from an innocent mention of toast to waxing lyrical about bacon?

Mmm, only recently started eating bacon again. Mmmmmm.

Who said it could rain today? I only brought a brolly for my travels, but at least I have that. Seeing my brother at lunchtime today before he heads home to the other side of the world. We get on better nowadays so a bit sad we see him so little. But hooray for Skype!

 

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[blushrush]

Wow, now that IS creative. Wonder what else you could do with it? That's assuming you can hijack it before it reaches the sandwich I suppose it's a bit like a friend of mine who came across a recipe which suggested using 'left over wine', and said she didn't understand the concept of wine being 'left over'....

To be honest, I also find that to be a strange concept I'm the same when someone says they had leftover pizza for breakfast....

 

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[ChasBozwell30]

Hi everyone. I'm London based, not sure if I've ever said Hi in here, so I thought I would, been on the site for a while, but only been using it a lot recently. Been chatting to some really cool people.

 

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[thelaughingcat]

Hey everyone,

Sorry I disappeared there, bit of a personal, family matter came up - you know how these things go.

How's everyone been?

 

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[StrangeView]

Morning everyone

Hey, laughing cat, welcome back!!! Hope things are sorted for you.

Hi to ChasBozwell too, welcome aboard

Had bacon and sausage sandwich for lunch yesterday (on toast too, LucyBee ) and it was every bit as good as expected

Did you know that EnglishChap has left?

 

[Mindfondler]

Morning everyone

Good morning, all!

Sadly, no bacon was involved in the making of my breakfast.

I'm currently devising a cunning plan to escape the meeting that I've been called to this afternoon in time to meet my wife and go up to the London Munch. Hopefully, the mere mention of my wife will be sufficient, as I've previously portrayed her at work as a formidable and terrifying force.
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[tishadomina]

Ill owned switch here *raises hand wearily*

 

[StrangeView]

Ill owned switch here *raises hand wearily*

Hi tishadomina, come on in *waves hand cheerfully* Tea or coffee? And we do have chocolate hob-nobs here somewhere, but I'm afraid we seem to be short on bacon sandwiches today

 

[tishadomina]

Hi tishadomina, come on in *waves hand cheerfully* Tea or coffee? And we do have chocolate hob-nobs here somewhere, but I'm afraid we seem to be short on bacon sandwiches today

Mm, chocolate hobnobs are lovely! Coffee is vastly preferred, I'm recovering/in the tail end of an illness at the moment so caffeine all the way!

 

[Mindfondler]

Mm, chocolate hobnobs are lovely! Coffee is vastly preferred, I'm recovering/in the tail end of an illness at the moment so caffeine all the way!

*sends "Get Well" vibes, with an added hint of bacon*

 

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[curiousirish]

I love suckling pig. I love it.

Mmmmmmmm

So does David Cameron (allegedly!)

Where did all you new folks come from? *waves*

 

[tishadomina]

Ah, that's cute! My Master made me coffee this morning so that was sweet.


Mm, bacon and get-well-soon vibes? Win win!

 

[Malich]

I ain't'n't dead!

Hope everyone is ok, hello to the new names!

 

[Mindfondler]

Where did all you new folks come from? *waves*

That would be telling.

Hi! *waves back*

I ain't'n't dead!

I'm very glad to hear it! The alternative conversation could be... umm... awkward.

 

[StrangeView]

I ain't'n't dead!

Hope everyone is ok, hello to the new names!

Hi Malich, what've you been up to? And is that "I ain't dead" a Granny Weatherwax quote?

 

[Malich]

"Brains"

*looks around*

*Wanders off hungry!*

 

[StrangeView]

"Brains"

*looks around*

*Wanders off hungry!*

Found the chocolate hob-nobs, if that'll help?

 

[MumSisterTgirlLover]

I love suckling pig. I love it.

Mmmmmmmm

So does David Cameron (allegedly!)

Where did all you new folks come from? *waves*

Lol, definitely didn't have that in mind when suggested it. just trying to one-up the constant bacon chatter.