The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[scouries]

[size=+2]james r scouries [/size]

and everyone associated with

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would like to take this opportunity to wish a

[size=+2]Happy Earth Day[/size]

to every member of the LITEROTICA family.
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[scouries]

I'm back!!!!!!!!!!

and I'm hoping to soon have new stories up on the site. Like tthis one:

stephie???

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“Daddy”, I Whispered

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[scouries]

it took a while but...

...but it's now sold over FOUR MILLION COPIES!!!!!

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“Ohhh Mommy,” I Groaned

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mom and sis eagerly awaiting...

He deflowers sister, impregnates mom. by scouries (12/17/06) [size=+33]4,045,242[/size]

and I, james r scouries, would like to thank all the LITEROTICA readers who've been so kind to me during my years here.

You're the best! ​

 

[Darkniciad]

You do realize that Google has interpreted your constant links to those two stories as black hat SEO and depreciated your search ranking dramatically across the board, don't you?

Doubt it, and it makes me giggle.

 

[nakdsub]

It couldn't happen...

To a nicer guy, could it. I'm surprised an imbecile of his magnitude can even figure out how to use a computer.

 

[scouries]

too good not to be on the scouries thread...

thanks to absinithefairy...

 

[ScouriesWorld]

[size=+4]ScouriesWorld[/size]

would like to take this opportunity to wish all the LITEROTICA and A.I.R. Mothers the happiest of Mother’s Day!

This in fact is probably the #1 holiday for our authors, owners and readers, far eclipsing Xmas or Easter. One only has to quickly glance at the LITEROTICA Most Read lists (30 days, a year or all-time) to understand just how important ‘mommy love’ is to this site.

I would like to thank all you moms who’ve made this site possible.
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[nakdsub]

Don't you believe it...

Scouries doesn't have a mother, he crawled out from under a rock!

 

[ScouriesWorld]

Happy Birthday Boss!!!!

Every employee of ScouriesWorld joins with me in saluting you on your big day. You’re the man!!!!!

Yes he shares a birthday with the QUEEN!!!!! No, no, not our LITEROTICAN QUEEN, this one:

But what an honor he received from the our QUEEN :​

[size=+2]james r scouries week on literotica[/size]

Like how nice of the QUEEN was that?

But let’s face it, he deserves it…

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[scouries]

thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!

This is perhaps the greatest honor I’ve received in all my years on this site. I’ve made millions in royalties! Won the coveted MANU Award. Been voted one of the “favorite authors” on the site. Had numerous best sellers. #1 vote and comment getters.

But a week named in my honor trumps all these previous honors. Wow!!!!

james r scouries week

on LITEROTICA

These two are simply the best:

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[nakdsub]

And if you believe that...

I have some ocean front property in Kansas I'll sell you.

 

[scouries]

I would like to thank my old friend boxy for the kind birthday wishes he sent me. It’s great to hear from such a respected LITEROTICAN voice. And what a sense of humor my old pal has!

Only he would send a Pauletta transgender doll to me. And autographed by the author!!!!

He’s also promised to name a character in one of his upcoming stories after me. What a guy!

pauletta doll​

 

[ScouriesWorld]

Jim just got the following message from arguably LITEROTICA’S greatest female author…

Happy Birthday Big Jim! All your pals in Pittsburgh wish you the best…

“we want scouries big steeler” ​

 

[ScouriesWorld]

another card just arrived... from our horsegirl blackie...

Have a great birthday jim ... you can jump up on my back anytime!

lots of room for you big jim!!!​

 

[ScouriesWorld]

a card from GB land!

Happy Birthday Jim ... you've been a great support for me during my lean writing years... dixie​

 

[ScouriesWorld]

The staff and their families, as well as everyone associated with

[SIZE=+3] ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

Would like to offer their very best birthday wishes to erotica's #1 man …

[SIZE=+4] james scouries [/SIZE]​

 

[ScouriesWorld]

more birthday wishes...

Happy Birthday Jim … I used to love looking at your av… Rumplestiltskin

 

[ScouriesWorld]

another...

Many Happy Returns from Down Under … love from your Blue Emu

 

[scouries]

Sometimes by looking back you can discover a truth that applies to the present and future. There's a french expression that starts, "plus ca change...

Jacqui found this thread on Tuesday and passed it on for me to look at. I had forgotten it. Maybe never saw it – it was a one day thread. I just read it. Its four years old… FYI (4 years later): In spite of ace’s insinuations that I posted on the thread I didn’t.

The doc started it. He was something of a rookie in the forum world in those days and was led to believe that a bashing scouries thread would win him friends and admiration. Jump on someone you don’t know just to get a little recognition and popularity seems pretty shallow but what the heck, sometimes you do what ya gotta do.

The irony is that sometime later he started the Humor Thread and got dumped on by many of these same new “friends”.

It’s was hard not to laugh reading the thread yesterday. I was repeatedly vilified for driving all these important authors from LITEROTICA – stella … moonman … dk … the sour one ….

The site would be ruined without them. The gnashing of teeth. The sorrow. I thought little secretme was going to have an orgasm she was so excited. She said, ” Not only has it lost the site Danielle. But speaking from the perspective of someone relatively new to posting it has me double thinking putting any of my stuff up as well.”… and “Without the authors, there are no stories. Without the good authors there are no good stories. Without the stories (good, bad, whatever) there is not site “.

That was posted about 100,000 LITEROTICA stories ago.

Tarakin wrote: ” I'll miss every good person who leaves this site”. Not to worry pal they didn’t leave.

I looked last night and they all seem to still have stories up on the site. The moonman changed names and came back with contest stories the readers couldn’t vote on.

I see even stella now has a few stories up after claiming she would only be posting on her wonderful new personal site. I wonder how many views they got over there? And of course she still posts ad nauseam over here… ”I flagged the thread” she said threateningly.

Poor sour witch, scandalized by being called an “"embittered, middle-aged woman” (after calling me sheep dung!), promised that her stories would never again appear on the site. “Aside from that one piece, I will be pulling all of my work” she wrote. Check out her story page – still seems loaded…

The poor dk, tricked into leaving the site by her sister, was soon back (hours later?) and now has close to 100 stories on the site. “I won't stay at a site that doesn't stick up for authors …I won't be posting anything here anymore” she said at the time.

For Dani to leave Lit is beyond sad. She will leave a great hole in the AH that will never be filled. jj said.

Hey, ace in all his wisdom was right. “Dying swans” and “milking the cow”?

In the years following of course we’ve had other “threats” from people like the dumb Texan and lovergirl that they too were leaving.

If only…
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[TxRad]

scouries, you are one delusional fuck. There is no way Rumpledforeskin could send you a birthday wish
even if he wanted to. He lost his eyesight about 8 months ago and is now totally blind.

Black Shang has made one appearance on Lit in the last year. That was to let his friends in the AH know
how he was doing. You are not on that list in any way shape or form.

Dixie lee carter might give you the sweat off his balls but that would be about it and I doubt he would even
do that seriously.

As for the Aussie lady, she hasn't been around in over a year. You and your bullshit basically ran her off.

Last but not least, scouriesworld, both the poster and place is a fantasy in your mind so no cigar there either.

On another matter. That thread you are mocking all those people in should be read by all newbies. It tells it
like it is about how you keep fucking with people and Literotica in general. Oh and by the way, all those
people you caused to pull their work from here, all those people you belittle in that post, all of them are now
published and making money off their stories. One to the tune of 150, 000+ dollars last year alone. So in
one round about way, you actually helped someone. Not that you meant too, understand.

Oh and how are your real world sales going? I don't mean the fake royalties you keep saying you get from a
free site like Literotica but real money, not monopoly money. You're not making a nickle are you?

You are the biggest joke around. People laugh and point. If you were not so dangerous to newbies you
wouldn't be worth even the little attention you get that ain't laughter.

 

[scouries]

Thanks to all of you who sent along their birthday wishes. As of this morning over 2300 LITEROTICANS have sent cards. Which is awesome.

And I'd like to thank A.I.R. for naming this special week after me. You guys are great.​

 

[TxRad]

There is no such thing as A.I.R except in scouries head. More lies.

This week is not scouries week. Lit does not do that for anyone, not even the top authors and especially for a loudmouth liar like scouries.

That is all

Now back to scoures ego stroking and bullshit.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

He's a fucking moron if he expects any of us to believe this crap. Then again, he's a fucking moron, anyway. Jerk doesn't know the difference between BDSM and spousal abuse.

Worse still, he made nasty, disgusting comments about Sam and Vana's baby. He's just a sick, motherfucking wanker.

In fact, that's now my official name for him....MOTHERFUCKER.

 

[lovecraft68]

He's a fucking moron if he expects any of us to believe this crap. Then again, he's a fucking moron, anyway. Jerk doesn't know the difference between BDSM and spousal abuse.

Worse still, he made nasty, disgusting comments about Sam and Vana's baby. He's just a sick, motherfucking wanker.

In fact, that's now my official name for him....MOTHERFUCKER.

Scouries doesn't know jack about BDSM. Hell he probably thinks 50 shades is accurate.

The only thing he knows is incest and that's because he himself, is inbred.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Scouries doesn't know jack about BDSM. Hell he probably thinks 50 shades is accurate.

The only thing he knows is incest and that's because he himself, is inbred.

He's obsessed with incest. Sure, I write stories of that genre, but not with that bizarre level of obsession.