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[Guest]

have it come out come out

She thinks you are having freudian issues...

 

[BarbarouSevil]

She thinks you are having freudian issues...

So she is with you!! That is so great. I am just so tickled for you guys. Although I bet I'm not the only one, huh? She looks pretty ticklish, too. PM me about that, huh, kitten? SCURRILOUS wants some details.

 

[SweetWitch]

Apologies to one and all. Scurrilous has had some family problems to take care of. Thank goodness for that Roe v. Wade thing, huh?

First of all the winner of the Haiku contest is, of course,

[size=+4]JOMAR[/size]​

Even though "hot" doesn't really qualify as a kigo, or special season word, in that context, Jomar's was the only entry not from a member of SCURRILOUS's immediate family, all of whom were necessarily ineligible for the contest (even if they did shock the heck out of SCURRILOUS by being able to actually write a haiku (yeah, you know who we're talkin' about, Furless)).

Anyway, for his prize, Jomar will be featured in the newest edition to the SCURRILOUS best-selling library, "Can't take no more, you and Jomar" (projected 43 poontillion views, 43 million votes, 2.43), the first multi-family story SCURRILOUS has written (although Jomar is living with two of SCURRILOUS's sisters already, so we're really one big happy...).

Finally, as for DanielleKitten and SweetWitch, it is nice to see you babes getting along so well together, trading posts and all. Apparently they're getting along better than the rest of us realize. In Kitten's blog, the "Litter Box," we read: "Sweetwitch and I were discussing on whether or not it would be possible to have sex in a ferris wheel." I say, girls, if it's your first time together, get a room! You'll want to do your initial exploring in private. Later you can branch out to your ferris wheel sex. (Incidentally, it would be impossible for SCURRILOUS to have sex on a ferris wheel; he actually can't ride the ferris wheel anymore because if he sees one of his cousins at the carnival, his rock-hard, hugenormous cock bends the guard bar, rendering that car completely useless for the rest of the carnival.)

As for you dreckside, no snickering on this thread.

According to one post of your sister's, the bending of the guard bar would be impossible. I think you're exaggerating the size of your package, or did I read her wrong?

 

[Guest]

So she is with you!! That is so great. I am just so tickled for you guys. Although I bet I'm not the only one, huh? She looks pretty ticklish, too. PM me about that, huh, kitten? SCURRILOUS wants some details.

I'll let her tell you. She's better with the baseball bat upside your head than I am.

 

[BarbarouSevil]

According to one post of your sister's, the bending of the guard bar would be impossible. I think you're exaggerating the size of your package, or did I read her wrong?

You can believe her, or you can believe the scores of ferris wheel repair companies whose bills, all of which I have paid, stand as a testament to my prowess.

Did you bring your own laptop or did you kick dani off her computer so you could post that little gem? That's not very nice. Let her back on. She seems to wake up in a much nicer mood than you do. Why am I not surprised?

 

[BarbarouSevil]

I'll let her tell you. She's better with the baseball bat upside your head than I am.

Yeah, SCURRILOUS has a big ole' baseball bat with a very nice head on it for her, too. wink, wink, nudge, nudge, knowwhaddamean?

 

[SweetWitch]

Delet

 

[SweetWitch]

I'll let her tell you. She's better with the baseball bat upside your head than I am.

Dani, did you hide my ball bat--again?

 

[jomar]

First of all the winner of the Haiku contest is, of course,

[size=+4]JOMAR[/size]​

Anyway, for his prize, Jomar will be featured in the newest edition to the SCURRILOUS best-selling library, "Can't take no more, you and Jomar" (projected 43 poontillion views, 43 million votes, 2.43), the first multi-family story SCURRILOUS has written (although Jomar is living with two of SCURRILOUS's sisters already, so we're really one big happy...).

No prize money?

 

[BarbarouSevil]

No prize money?

Don't push your luck, buddy. "Prize money," SCURRILOUS muttered to himself, shaking his head.

 

[jomar]

Don't push your luck, buddy. "Prize money," SCURRILOUS muttered to himself, shaking his head.

I'm just trying to round up some money for laser hair removal for your sisters'. All that inbreeding has led to some pretty heavy facial hair. They're tired of shaving and I don't like the whisker burns.

 

[SweetWitch]

Yeah, SCURRILOUS has a big ole' baseball bat with a very nice head on it for her, too. wink, wink, nudge, nudge, knowwhaddamean?

I think I'll go shower and puke now.

 

[BarbarouSevil]

I think I'll go shower and puke now.

Heh-heh. SCURRILOUS's cousins used to have trouble deep-throating him, too. But they learned, sweetie. You will, too.

 

[SweetWitch]

I have a DeMarini 34-23 you can borrow....

Thank you, Doll. I think I'll take you up on that. I feel this sudden urge to launch something into right field.

 

[BarbarouSevil]

Thank you, Doll. I think I'll take you up on that. I feel this sudden urge to launch something into right field.

Yeah, I feel like launching something too, babe. Maybe right out of the end of my big baseball bat. Maybe you can play "outfielder."

 

[SweetWitch]

Heh-heh. SCURRILOUS's cousins used to have trouble deep-throating him, too. But they learned, sweetie. You will, too.

Yuck.

Yeah, I feel like launching something too, babe. Maybe right out of the end of my big baseball bat. Maybe you can play "outfielder."

Again, I say, yuck. What narcissistic fantasy world are you living in? Perhaps you should see someone about getting a reality check.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Dani, did you hide my ball bat--again?

I have a DeMarini 34-23 you can borrow....