The Sinful Vixen Whorehouse

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I wouldn't offer something like that in a place like this, unless you're willing to deliver...
 
PFFFtttt.. I spit my drink all over the bar MATE?

Shiit.. I wouldn't hit that Sixxy.. she went aussie on us.

I give Ausus the finger and a withering look accompanied with a small smirk

Let's poll the audience shall we?

If the accent is anything similar to a New Zealander's, I could sit and listen to her read the phone book.

Yeah kinda except we speak English real goodly and we pronounce it 'SIX' and not 'SECKS' or 'SEX'

...

That make me want to "hit that"

Is that just me?

Grins devilishly

Oh I'd be the one 'hitting' Oreo...

I knew I liked you, minxy!

Winks salaciously at our new bartender while blowing my nails and rubbing them on my shirt, arching both brows in Ausus' direction.

Looks at Minx.

You still have that knife?

I got some poison ivy on my hand... I wouldn't mind getting the skin sliced off :D

I reach for the waistband of my panties where Excalibur's sheath is tied, I slip the eight inch knife out of it's holster and twist it aimlessly before pouring all the Aussie I can into my voice.

That's not a knife, this is a knife!

I crack a wicked grin
 
I wouldn't offer something like that in a place like this, unless you're willing to deliver...

turns to look at oreo while my fingers continue lightly toying with the smooth, soft skin.

You do have a very good point.
 
I think this one is mine, ladies.

My finger tracing up and down her slit.

We may have some unhappy customers

grins and giggles


Smirks and heads behind the bar for the whip cream

Toppings anyone?

I know just what to do with whipped cream, don't I Dr J?

I wouldn't offer something like that in a place like this, unless you're willing to deliver...

smirks and giggles

Winks salaciously at our new bartender while blowing my nails and rubbing them on my shirt, arching both brows in Ausus' direction.

winks back as her hips press against Dr J's fingers
 
We may have some unhappy customers

grins and giggles




I know just what to do with whipped cream, don't I Dr J?



smirks and giggles



winks back as her hips press against Dr J's fingers

I see the environment has brought out the little slut tonight.

My fingers pressing just hard enough to part the folds and brush your clit.
 
I see the environment has brought out the little slut tonight.

My fingers pressing just hard enough to part the folds and brush your clit.

moaning deeply, a shiver passing through my body

I usually am a little slut.... your little slut
 
Just like it sounds you silly bugger :p we actually can pronounce the entire language, we've just morphed from the british accent into our own...crap one

Laughs

I had the pleasure of meeting this short little blond from New Zealand at a scientific conference. Aside from learning that as an American I had no chance of keeping up with her drinking, I became fascinated with her accent, particularly the way she said "ten". to the point where I made her repeat it several times.

It was not "ten" or "tin" but something different. As I have never met an Australian personally, I was just curious.
 
Licks my lips You want to play this game right now? Cause.. we can.

Downs my scotch and grins like the devil incarnate

Oh you'd love that huh? You know I can't...but fuck it's tempting just to show you what I got in this mood...
 
Only slightly distracted by my moaning bartender, I glare at Minx

You sweet, darling, little slut.. ha! You say it but you don't mean it.
 
I had the pleasure of meeting this short little blond from New Zealand at a scientific conference. Aside from learning that as an American I had no chance of keeping up with her drinking, I became fascinated with her accent, particularly the way she said "ten". to the point where I made her repeat it several times.

It was not "ten" or "tin" but something different. As I have never met an Australian personally, I was just curious.

It's alright, I was just having a go at ya ;) Yeah but...New Zealanders are like our bitches...our little buddies...who happen to fuck sheep - ongoing joke between nations, don't ask!

Try youtube and search for the Aussie accent or Aussie slang, there's some crack ups. A good example is Carl Barron or watch Crocodile Dundee alternatively!
 
Only slightly distracted by my moaning bartender, I glare at Minx

You sweet, darling, little slut.. ha! You say it but you don't mean it.

Turns my head from the current entertainment to answer my Sinful with a grin

Bet you anything, ANYTHING! I could get you to beg for me inside of ten minutes...ANYTHING you want as long as you let me do what I want - which to my knowledge doesn't breach your limits or leave permanant damage.
 
Reaches out to tug Sixxy's hair as she's played with on the bar

Thought I'd help.

Turns back to Minxy

You want to top me? Really?
 
((OOC - The scene with zydrate has been put on hold for now...))

He steps into the bar with a large grin plastered on his face, waving casually at all the faces.

Ausus, Minx... And I don't believe we've met. I'm Leo.

He offers his hand with a soft smile to J and Sixxy. Then he turns to the bar to pour himself a straight whiskey. He sits and takes a sip casually.
 
((OOC - The scene with zydrate has been put on hold for now...))

He steps into the bar with a large grin plastered on his face, waving casually at all the faces.

Ausus, Minx... And I don't believe we've met. I'm Leo.

He offers his hand with a soft smile to J and Sixxy. Then he turns to the bar to pour himself a straight whiskey. He sits and takes a sip casually.

nods and smiles at Leo

Very nice to meet you. I'm the new bartender.
 
Smiles over at Leo, steps behind Sixxy and kisses her neck softly.

Saved by the bell there, Minxy.. otherwise you'd have to prove you could take me.
 
Looks over at Leo. Jumps up and scurries off, quickly, once again with catlike grace. She returns carrying a rather shredded blanket, and lays back across the two chairs, covering herself with the pathetic piece of cloth.
 
Turns back to Minxy

You want to top me? Really?

I tilt my head and bite my lip, the look on my face says one thing - lie. She wasn't entirely correct in her assumption but I struggle with how to say it and in order to win such a bet, it would be nothing short of torturous...for her.

It would be pain, nothing but pain. It's the only way I can get it from you in the allotted time. You could pick a poison to go with it, vibrator or a hitachi or something but essentially you would beg me to stop more than anything. It's not for the faint of heart, it's essentially cruel in all things but also amazing, you'd never think it would...well make you break so fast.

I have a prior engagement as well you know...but if you wanna then yes, I do

I shrug, the sadist is still lurking, I would need to be fledged to do this to her though because it's quite heartless otherwise and my concern for my Sinful and her pain would win out in any other mood.

EDIT: Watches the flurry of activity in amusement, nodding to Leo as he has his drink and I take a shot glass, filling it with Jack Daniels and draining it. My eyes closed for a flutter and then open as the burn eases. I arch a brow at Oreo in surprise and stifle a wicked giggle - barely.
 
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It's alright, I was just having a go at ya ;) Yeah but...New Zealanders are like our bitches...our little buddies...who happen to fuck sheep - ongoing joke between nations, don't ask!

Try youtube and search for the Aussie accent or Aussie slang, there's some crack ups. A good example is Carl Barron or watch Crocodile Dundee alternatively!


why when I have an authentic Australian here.

I served in the Navy on a submarine. I know about those kind of jokes.
 
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