ArabianNights
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Sep 29, 2012
- Posts
- 1,477
The sun is out in Blighty!!!!!
And just incase anyone is interested the bacon is frying.
TGIF people
And just incase anyone is interested the bacon is frying.
TGIF people
The UK Kink Thread
- Thread starter VelvetDarkness
- Start date
- Status
Sweetdaisymae
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Nov 7, 2009
- Posts
- 3,318
That would be good! Make sure it is a housekeeper, not just a cleaner. And if he is struggling with shooping and cooking, someone who would do a little in those areas too1.5 hrs a day should do it very nicely, 1 at a push (I do a heck of a lot of negociating hours with social services and 7hrs a week is not much
)Good luck!
Hope you have a decent day xx
LallyH
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2013
- Posts
- 10,804
Very sunny over this side of the Pennines as well - just hoping it stays that way for tomorrow..
Malich
Avuncular Curmudgeon
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2005
- Posts
- 3,132
That would be good! Make sure it is a housekeeper, not just a cleaner. And if he is struggling with shooping and cooking, someone who would do a little in those areas too1.5 hrs a day should do it very nicely, 1 at a push (I do a heck of a lot of negociating hours with social services and 7hrs a week is not much
Good luck!
Hope you have a decent day xx
I swear he lives on fried breakfasts and crumpets.
LallyH
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2013
- Posts
- 10,804
Malich
Avuncular Curmudgeon
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2005
- Posts
- 3,132
You're just rubbing it in now - you know I've only had an apple
We could order you a bacon sarnie to be delivered
Maybe even a BEST?
LallyH
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2013
- Posts
- 10,804
We could order you a bacon sarnie to be delivered
Maybe even a BEST?
There is actually one of those butty vans at the top of the road *resist temptation, think of the cholesterol*...
I have an agreement with the staff here that if I need them to work weekends, I buy the breakfasts, and because I will always be in on those occasions, I indulge as well. But only rarely..
Malich
Avuncular Curmudgeon
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2005
- Posts
- 3,132
There is actually one of those butty vans at the top of the road *resist temptation, think of the cholesterol*...
I have an agreement with the staff here that if I need them to work weekends, I buy the breakfasts, and because I will always be in on those occasions, I indulge as well. But only rarely..
That sounds like a good deal indeed
we didn;t even used to get a thank you for working long hours unpaid... let alone a breakfast
You're obviously good to your staff.... porn thefts aside
LallyH
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2013
- Posts
- 10,804
That sounds like a good deal indeed
we didn;t even used to get a thank you for working long hours unpaid... let alone a breakfast
You're obviously good to your staff.... porn thefts aside
I should get danger money for having to touch those mags.....they were definitely sticky
Malich
Avuncular Curmudgeon
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2005
- Posts
- 3,132
I should get danger money for having to touch those mags.....they were definitely sticky
Thats why we have fire
clean it with cleansing, cleansing fire
LallyH
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2013
- Posts
- 10,804
Thats why we have fire
clean it with cleansing, cleansing fire
I don't have to set fire to my hands, do I??
Malich
Avuncular Curmudgeon
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2005
- Posts
- 3,132
I don't have to set fire to my hands, do I??
No, just burn the mags instead of picking them up.
Or use tongs.
Sweetdaisymae
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Nov 7, 2009
- Posts
- 3,318
Thats why we have fire
clean it with cleansing, cleansing fire
!!!!!!
ummm, backing slowly away before bolting for the door! "Run Lally, ruuuuuuun!"Hot water and antibac soap should suffice, alternitively use gloves!I don't have to set fire to my hands, do I??
Sweetdaisymae
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Nov 7, 2009
- Posts
- 3,318
Burns, it burns....oh my pretty, stay away from the flickering flames!!
LallyH
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2013
- Posts
- 10,804
Bah, you're no fun at all. a little pyromania and you're all fleeing for the hills!
What is it about Sheffield men and fire? My father in law used to start fires in his garden and then 'help' them along by throwing tins of paint on them....as soon as the neighbours saw him wander out, they'd get the buckets of sand ready.
Malich
Avuncular Curmudgeon
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2005
- Posts
- 3,132
LallyH
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2013
- Posts
- 10,804
Malich
Avuncular Curmudgeon
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2005
- Posts
- 3,132
so man gets to do washing up as well
I do the washing up anyway
oh, I forgot a step
"Cat steals meat"
LallyH
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2013
- Posts
- 10,804
I do the washing up anyway
oh, I forgot a step
"Cat steals meat"
Man goes hungry
Man still has to do the washing up...
Malich
Avuncular Curmudgeon
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2005
- Posts
- 3,132
Ok, all i have in my head now is
Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man … woman inherits the earth.
LallyH
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2013
- Posts
- 10,804
Woman inherits the earth, woman gets bored and lonely, shouts to God: "please invent man again, we need someone to do the washing up"....
Malich
Avuncular Curmudgeon
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2005
- Posts
- 3,132
SOme people are NEVER happy.
(says the poly guy moping despite having a perfectly wonderful wife)
LallyH
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 13, 2013
- Posts
- 10,804
SOme people are NEVER happy.
(says the poly guy moping despite having a perfectly wonderful wife)
Exactly.
So behave yourself.
And get the washing up done.
Malich
Avuncular Curmudgeon
- Joined
- Jul 28, 2005
- Posts
- 3,132
Funny you should say that, When I typed the last message I was just starting the dishes.
not many to do as I've been home alone this week so didn't take long at all.
- Status
Similar threads
