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The UK Kink Thread

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Sweetdaisymae said:
Howdy pardner ;)
Glad you found us, we send out search parties to round up straggling Ukers :)
Welcome to the friendliest thread on lit! Pull up a chair, have a bacon buttie and a cuppa and tell us about yourself!
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I don't do tea, I don't do coffee. I do drink a lot of pop though.

I like long walks on the beach, sunsets.

On a more serious note. I'm 25 and looking for folk to socialize with. Figured Literotica is my best bet of finding a mature community and I wouldn't mind the occasional naughty conversations. That and I'm most likely to find people to talk to on Skype here rather than anywhere else.
 
ThunderCatVoB said:
I don't do tea, I don't do coffee. I do drink a lot of pop though.

I like long walks on the beach, sunsets.

On a more serious note. I'm 25 and looking for folk to socialize with. Figured Literotica is my best bet of finding a mature community and I wouldn't mind the occasional naughty conversations. That and I'm most likely to find people to talk to on Skype here rather than anywhere else.
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Here you will find more the mature conversations as opposed to the kinky ones, but we share our life experiences and are all purveyors of bsdm here :)
 
Sweetdaisymae said:
Here you will find more the mature conversations as opposed to the kinky ones, but we share our life experiences and are all purveyors of bsdm here :)
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The closest I've been to the definition of BDSM involved a pair of handcuffs and a sleeping face mask. But I've always believed it's worth considering trying new things.
 
Handcuffs are as good a place to start as any, tho imagination is necessary too! Go have a wander round bsdm talk and learn some more!
 
Morning everyone - hi there ThunderCatVoB :)

Hope we all slept well and are looking forward to the day - I'll start cooking the bacon if someone else puts the kettle on....
 
Well that makes two of us Mal, I had a better night's sleep as well.

Got the niece today so I'd better log off and sweep the place for anything that's not toddler-safe. Enjoy your tea with Lally :)
 
seven_of_nine said:
Well that makes two of us Mal, I had a better night's sleep as well.

Got the niece today so I'd better log off and sweep the place for anything that's not toddler-safe. Enjoy your tea with Lally :)
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Ah, that will be... entertaining I am sure :)

What's on everyone else's calendar then?
 
Malich said:
Ah, that will be... entertaining I am sure :)

What's on everyone else's calendar then?
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My neck/shoulder problem had been getting worse yesterday and last night, so earlier I had to concede defeat, and went to see my friend who does reiki healing. Here I am, an hour later, feeling a lot better, although still sore and tired. So I'm back home, with an afternoon of proof reading in front of me, but hopefully feeling more comfortable.

How about you?
 
LallyH said:
My neck/shoulder problem had been getting worse yesterday and last night, so earlier I had to concede defeat, and went to see my friend who does reiki healing. Here I am, an hour later, feeling a lot better, although still sore and tired. So I'm back home, with an afternoon of proof reading in front of me, but hopefully feeling more comfortable.

How about you?
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Glad you're a bit better now then!

1 load of laundry
2 rooms to tidy
3 beds to change (maybe)
4 boots to polish
5 documents to write

it's a numerical day :)
 
Back from work :)
Had such a funny morning, the road outsid the school is so badly potholed we were asked to video how much the wheelchair users get thrown around as the busses go over the holes, so I sit in the front, camera in hand. I may have mentioned to over egg it a bit, but the star trek quality acting that enused had us all in hysterics to the point where the driver had to pull over until she had stopped crying. Watched back the video and there were arms and legs thrown up the air, screams of Owww and stoooppp! Totally unusable as evidence but soo funny!
We did it right on the way home :)
 
Sweetdaisymae said:
Back from work :)
Had such a funny morning, the road outsid the school is so badly potholed we were asked to video how much the wheelchair users get thrown around as the busses go over the holes, so I sit in the front, camera in hand. I may have mentioned to over egg it a bit, but the star trek quality acting that enused had us all in hysterics to the point where the driver had to pull over until she had stopped crying. Watched back the video and there were arms and legs thrown up the air, screams of Owww and stoooppp! Totally unusable as evidence but soo funny!
We did it right on the way home :)
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At least there were no lens flares.

Had carpenter in today, nice bloke and only charged me £30 to make the door open the other way around. There aren't many places that charge that less for 3 hours of work.
 
As I am disgustingly overweight (apparrently) tonight I will be having steak and chips :rolleyes: the kids want scrambled eggs, so that's what they are getting.
 
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