They are cheesy, they are cheap, they are BDSM Limericks!

[DVS]

She's tied face down, with her ass in the air
Yelling by now, her voice quivers in dispair
"God, I can't stand it"
She yells, "JUST RAM IT!"
Of course, dear slave, and I take her there

 

[DVS]

She's tied face down, with her ass in the air
She screams as I enter, but I hold her there
She thrashes and jerks
and her hard nipples are perked
Again and again, I ram it in there.

 

[~Dream~]

What more can I do except stand and applaud
To a man who posts Limericks ,He's simply a god
I cannot keep up with him , no matter how hard I try
I just gotta say He's one hell of a guy
Now this little slave is not gonna attack
or Master will put my sweet ass on the rack!

 

[DVS]

She's tied face down, with her ass in the air
I grab her ass and hold her right there
I cum hard in her ass
she screams "fuck me fast"
We both collapse, our sweat and cum shared

 

[Quint]

Allow me to give you a hint:
When I'm settling down for a stint
Of privately sighing
Which name am I crying?
The marvelous, mad Madame Quint!

My dear friend, you make me quite berserk,
Calling me from my hole in the woodwork
Just to honor my name;
Well, now I'll do the same!
And then quietly retreat to lurk.

First, a private confession I make,
A disclaimer for this poem's sake:
Your name's meter's unclear,
So I can't use it here.
(Would you mind if I just called you Jake?)

From the vivid verboseness of prose,
To the suckable tips of your toes,
There's a lady so fine,
So succinctly sublime,
That my pen in melodrama flows.

 

[Lancecastor]

There once was a service, cymtalk
Whose server went out for a walk
Its denizens stranded
They'd left Lit underhanded
Stuck now tween a hard place and a rock.