They are cheesy, they are cheap, they are BDSM Limericks!
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NemoAlia
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Each day she'll attack her computer
Until she can find a good tutor:
Someone who will teach
By trying to reach
Her ignorant mind with a beater.
(With a beater?! What sort of kinky girl have I become? Crazy. I swear, I'll agree to anything if it fits the rhyme scheme!)
Until she can find a good tutor:
Someone who will teach
By trying to reach
Her ignorant mind with a beater.
(With a beater?! What sort of kinky girl have I become? Crazy. I swear, I'll agree to anything if it fits the rhyme scheme!)
BlackWolfe
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I married Her on Hallowe'en,
At Rocky, in front of the screen.
See, the thing that I like,
Having married a dyke,
Is she teaches me things quite obscene.
(I know, I know, the last two weren't BDSM, I'll try harder...)
A subbie named Angie McGee
Tried bondage at zero degrees
She bent at the waist,
Said, "Now I'm quite chaste,
"My legs frozen shut at the knees."
Better? Or verse?
At Rocky, in front of the screen.
See, the thing that I like,
Having married a dyke,
Is she teaches me things quite obscene.
(I know, I know, the last two weren't BDSM, I'll try harder...)
A subbie named Angie McGee
Tried bondage at zero degrees
She bent at the waist,
Said, "Now I'm quite chaste,
"My legs frozen shut at the knees."
Better? Or verse?
monster666
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There was a clueless Dom named Dave,
he kept his poor sub in a cave
he said with delight
"we're playing tonight
with a pump-up doll found on an internet site!"
he kept his poor sub in a cave
he said with delight
"we're playing tonight
with a pump-up doll found on an internet site!"
monster666
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Even if my ass doesn't glow
and even if my face doesn't show
that my heart's desires
are not yet acquired
discovery is part of the fun, you know?
Thanks, cym.
and even if my face doesn't show
that my heart's desires
are not yet acquired
discovery is part of the fun, you know?
Thanks, cym.
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SierraMoon
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OMG cym.... that is TOO funny!!! excellent job! i had tears running down my face from laughing... (and, yes, i think you may be right, about what he really wants... envy is a very powerful emotion!)cymbidia said:
monster666
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the AV of sub Sierramoon
was enough to make me swoon
I took off my shorts
to engage in some sports
and shot from here to the moon
was enough to make me swoon
I took off my shorts
to engage in some sports
and shot from here to the moon
SierraMoon
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awww, thanks so much, monster!!! You flatter me... and i LOVE it!!monster666 said:
BlackWolfe
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Literotica really is swell,
Although it's as busy as hell.
In BDSM
I popped in again
Found too many posts to retell...
(ugh)
So, I'll try harder --
Rhyming lines, couplets, and words --
Creating limericks.
Although it's as busy as hell.
In BDSM
I popped in again
Found too many posts to retell...
(ugh)
So, I'll try harder --
Rhyming lines, couplets, and words --
Creating limericks.
monster666
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she's asking for a show of paws
if we think she runs her jaw
too far ahead
in the limerick thread
but if we say yes she's likely to claw
whew! um, no? ::hand is down::
if we think she runs her jaw
too far ahead
in the limerick thread
but if we say yes she's likely to claw
whew! um, no? ::hand is down::
cymbidia said:Ahem.
Show of hands for those who think i might like this particular thread just a little bit too much?
monster666
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of sandia cym asked 10 Qs
she wanted some pretty pointed news
he thought she was mean
as a spiked fucking machine
the rest of us had nothing to lose
she wanted some pretty pointed news
he thought she was mean
as a spiked fucking machine
the rest of us had nothing to lose
Warning! Smartass post.
Caroline Oh is exempt: her work is clever and witty,
It seems rather unfair that she's also quite pretty!
There's always enough for a quorum
Of Ladies and Gents on this Forum.
They know lots about pain
Hot wax and the cane
But not much about Limerick's forrrm.
While reading this stuff, I thought, sadly
That though everyone contributes gladly.
They say with great gall,
"If its worth doing at all
Then its definitely worth doing badly".
<ducks>
Caroline Oh is exempt: her work is clever and witty,
It seems rather unfair that she's also quite pretty!
There's always enough for a quorum
Of Ladies and Gents on this Forum.
They know lots about pain
Hot wax and the cane
But not much about Limerick's forrrm.
While reading this stuff, I thought, sadly
That though everyone contributes gladly.
They say with great gall,
"If its worth doing at all
Then its definitely worth doing badly".
<ducks>
~*sunkyssed_kym*~
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A limmerick for MY-Sir-
There once was a woman named -k-
Who longed to be a sub in the worst way;
Then she met her own special Sir-
Who brought fantasy to life for her.
Now thoughts of his domination fill her day!!
My humble, but true thoughts of MY-Sir-
There once was a woman named -k-
Who longed to be a sub in the worst way;
Then she met her own special Sir-
Who brought fantasy to life for her.
Now thoughts of his domination fill her day!!
My humble, but true thoughts of MY-Sir-
An ode
Though there's little of bifem to teach
To a sexpert who's so out of reach,
I admit that my thoughts
Have been captured, distraught,
By one sweet juicy Georgia Peach.
They who read her wise words fill with lust.
Then, with AVs of black gloves and bust
(A bosom so fair,
It's beyond all compare),
She reels in her captives. Yes, that's us.
I'm a subbie by trade, as you know,
But with this girl, I'm willing to grow.
I can top with the best,
But first, give me your breast--
Ooh, that's tasty. Now, on with the show!
(Not exactly what I'd ideally dedicate to someone, admittedly, especially that last. Yeesh! Oh well...I was...just...following the subject guidelines...::makes a quick escape:
Though there's little of bifem to teach
To a sexpert who's so out of reach,
I admit that my thoughts
Have been captured, distraught,
By one sweet juicy Georgia Peach.
They who read her wise words fill with lust.
Then, with AVs of black gloves and bust
(A bosom so fair,
It's beyond all compare),
She reels in her captives. Yes, that's us.
I'm a subbie by trade, as you know,
But with this girl, I'm willing to grow.
I can top with the best,
But first, give me your breast--
Ooh, that's tasty. Now, on with the show!
(Not exactly what I'd ideally dedicate to someone, admittedly, especially that last. Yeesh! Oh well...I was...just...following the subject guidelines...::makes a quick escape:
Re: An ode
These are just excellent!!!!!!
Do you hear a "BUT"?
A couple of slight tweaks - read 'em aloud:
Then, with AVs of black gloves and a bust
AND
She reels in her captives - that's Us.
<Calls of 'Ancora!' from the congregation.>
Quint said:
These are just excellent!!!!!!
Do you hear a "BUT"?
A couple of slight tweaks - read 'em aloud:
Then, with AVs of black gloves and a bust
AND
She reels in her captives - that's Us.
<Calls of 'Ancora!' from the congregation.>
Re: Re: An ode
Vehemently disagree. Not a correctly formed sentence your way. Taking out the middle clause, it should read "Then she reels in her captives. Yes, that's us." The "and" just doesn't work. I do agree that the meter is better your way, however, and I find it somewhat tacky to stick a sentence within a line as I did. However, for sheer grammatical purposes, I'm correct. Thanks for the compliment, though! I get dramatically cheesy at night; what can I say?
geo.fraser said:
Vehemently disagree. Not a correctly formed sentence your way. Taking out the middle clause, it should read "Then she reels in her captives. Yes, that's us." The "and" just doesn't work. I do agree that the meter is better your way, however, and I find it somewhat tacky to stick a sentence within a line as I did. However, for sheer grammatical purposes, I'm correct. Thanks for the compliment, though! I get dramatically cheesy at night; what can I say?
~*sunkyssed_kym*~
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OH NO! She's at it again!
OK, now my mind can't stop thinking of these. How about this one? Sorry if the subject is about MY-Sir- again, but I REALLY do think about HIM 24/7. Hope I don't bore ya'll with my thoughts.
HIS cock swells majestically before my eyes,
As HE throws me down and drives HIS need between my thighs;
Oh the pain, the humility, the sheer delight,
As MY-Sir drives HIMSELF into me with all of HIS might;
Filling my pussy and giving me that sub-high!
OK, now my mind can't stop thinking of these. How about this one? Sorry if the subject is about MY-Sir- again, but I REALLY do think about HIM 24/7. Hope I don't bore ya'll with my thoughts.
HIS cock swells majestically before my eyes,
As HE throws me down and drives HIS need between my thighs;
Oh the pain, the humility, the sheer delight,
As MY-Sir drives HIMSELF into me with all of HIS might;
Filling my pussy and giving me that sub-high!
