They are cheesy, they are cheap, they are BDSM Limericks!

[DVS]

Lymericks are cool, and some can be kinky
Some on this thread are, well, sorta stinky
The meter is lame
and the tale is the same
Who's to care, though, if they're rinky dinky

Don't get me wrong, now, in my revealing notion
Not trying to start up a nasty commotion
But some on this thread
would be better not said
Your day job should be your primary devotion

OK, you are mad at what you just heard
You're ready to fight, you call me a turd
But I'm sure it is true
I've found clue after clue
But from me there won't be mentioned a word

OK, I guess it's now time to confess
My lymericks are no better than the rest
I hope this helps calm
the mob forming at dawn
I know we are all just doing our best

 

[monster666]

Having just deplaned from Austin,
where it's a whole lot hotter than Boston,
I have to pee (bad) and crap
and take a long nap
and tomorrow still wishing for a saucepan!

(on my ass, of course)

 

[Ebonyfire]

Domme Ebonyfire is back,
Crossing ocean to give tavish a whack,
He loved it so much,
She increased her touch,
And now needs a chiro back crack!

Ebony < He wore me out!>

 

[apple3141]

When piercing, it's ever my dream
I'm hearing your agonised scream.
For the ring I will hunt
In the flesh of your cunt,
And drink your delectable cream.

Oh, and bestiality, anyone?
- with acknowledgement to "Anonymous".

For her blatant affaire with an Oyster,
The Duchess was banned to a Cloister.
She preferred it, she said,
To his Lordship in bed,
Being Longer and Stronger and Moister.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Ya'll are making me think now!


I'm off to work, but am conCOCKting another rhyme for you,
So please stay tuned, there's more to cum, something totally new!!!

 

[monster666]

there once was a Dom from venus
liked 25 women sucking his penis
he said with a grin
as they wiped off their chins
Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

 

[monster666]

That Amazon bad cop RisiaSkye
saw cheetah wank in the corner of her eye
while doing funky spider
with Tarzan inside her
she clocked that chimp with a bottle of rye

 

[cymbidia]

Board arguements come with a price
When the people involved are not nice
Hard feelings remain
Like an ugly bloodstain
Though, visibly, hurts have been spliced.

 

[DRxBlue]

Self Portrait (possibly expanding)

Though i have neither diamonds nor pearls,
From my pocket, cash never unfurls.
But i'm gentle and kind,
and just lately my mind,
has attracted these lovely young girls!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

[monster666]

a whack and a lick from that tramp Anabella
was delightfully pleasant let me tell ya
what she did on that farm
with her feminine charms
would make you never suspect she's a fella

 

[monster666]

with love and respect and resolve and wit
we'll somehow survive here at lit
using our charms
and opening our arms
and with great efforts to not pick the nit

 

[Merelan]

Our shyguy just got a tattoo
on his ankle, above his right shoe
if you ask him, he'll show ya
depends how much he adores ya
the mark he has placed there fengshu



hahaha. here she goes again!

our forum is beginning to grow
with a pain and a yelp and a roar.
The tempers might flare,
and av's start to glare,
but remember the caring,
the start of this sharing,
and know it will only get better.

 

[WriterDom]

What we had once is gone
and who is to say who belongs
It's tired and it's old and I'm ready to fold
for not all that glitters is gold
and the most prized idols are dongs

 

[cymbidia]

"Summer doldrums" it's called here at Lit
When each summer the place comes unknit
We fight and we cry
We whine and we sigh
We look bad, i gotta admit.

This year it near tore us apart
We argued and shrieked and were tart
Some of us left
While others, bereft,
Stayed centered and oddly stalwart.

But the coolness of autumn reformed
And chased off the heat of the storm
With polite replies
And averted eyes
We'll settle again, safe and warm.

 

[PlayDoe]

A classic style Limerick

There once was a woman from Great Plains
who like to administer pain
She got out her beater
and attacked my poor peter
A relentless attack
she hacked and she whacked
She hit me so hard I lost my poor chubby
She hit me so hard
they now called me stubby!

If anyone has seen her,
I'd sure like to meet her!

 

[monster666]

poor old frank....

There was a really old man named Frank
who was really quite frisky when he drank
he was waving his droopy dink
at an old dominatix in pink
so she gave it a really nasty yank

 

[Merelan]

There once was a lass called Miss Taken,
who had her whole life all a shaking,
so many changes,
even switched ranges.
But now she is happy,
with a man whose not sappy,
he kisses and pleases,
tortures and teases,
and Miss Taken is now Miss Tooken.

Blah, that was worse then usual.

 

[NemoAlia]

Allow me to give you a hint:
When I'm settling down for a stint
Of privately sighing
Which name am I crying?
The marvelous, mad Madame Quint!

 

[NemoAlia]

Yes, everything seems like a chore
When it's your PC you adore.
Thank goodness your Dom/me
Is smacking your bum --
Away from the keyboard, you whore!

 

[~Dream~]

re:Limerick

Come take me now Master
Please bind me,I say
I feel such Disaster
if we do not play
push me and prod me
Make me Bare my soul
I want it right now!!
I need that Control!







~Dream~

 

[DVS]

She's tied face down, with her ass in the air
She's wavin' it around, I act as I don't care
She whimpers she wants it,
She begs me to DO IT!
She hates it when I act like I don't care

 

[DVS]

She's tied face down, her ass in the air
She whimpers her need to have me in there
I lube up her ass
and then take my stance
Oh, I am still acting like I don't care

 

[DVS]

She's tied face down, with her ass in the air
She whimpers and pleads for me to take her there
Her lubed ass is shiny
and it's tight, so tiny
I wonder if I can fit it in there

 

[DVS]

She's tied face down, with her ass in the air
Beside herself with desire, just lying there
I warn her "Prepare!"
as I aim myself there
Hard and ready to shove it in there

 

[~Dream~]

Limerick??

HE'S tied face down with His ass in the air
I'M looking at Him like I just DONT care
HE begs me to spank Him ,to PLEASE give HIM more
I laugh at him wildly as I stroll out the door