Things Not To Say During Sex

[VerbalAbuse]

No, that's not your mother calling me.

 

[MickieMinxf]

"Hold on a minute... Kettle's boiled."

 

[Wolfie605]

*inhales deep* like being back deep sea fishing

 

[monique_minx]

*inhales deep* like being back deep sea fishing

Except you usually get rewarded with fish for that

 

[OralAllOver]

I'm thinking about your sister but choose to be with you

 

[Wolfie605]

Oh? Hmm? That doesn't look right.

 

[LoneMilf]

"Turn off the light, please"

 

[Wolfie605]

"Oops sorry, excuse me"

 

[Chatgetsme]

That’s it?

 

[boxmaker]

You’re not as good as your mum / grandmother.

 

[monique_minx]

"Is this a bad time to bring up the video camera?"

 

[Crystal_Dust]

“After this, you are getting in the cage”

 

[bobb_sledd]

Do you give military discounts?

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

Since you're not doing anything important right now, may I share with you a spiritual experience I had, and tell you about Frank, the next coming of Jesus?

Let me just say, he would NOT approve of anything you want to do tonight, so, I'm afraid it's strictly missionary sex for us.

 

[Crystal_Dust]

At the moment of orgasm: HAIL XENU

 

[SophiaQ]

Um ... the wrong name?

 

[jbeardo1]

Hmmm, is it normally that colour?

 

[monique_minx]

“After this, you are getting in the cage”

Please say this to me during, I may orgasm then and there

 

[Crystal_Dust]

Please say this to me during, I may orgasm then and there

Just wait until I put you in the cage and torment you

 

[monique_minx]

Just wait until I put you in the cage and torment you

She speaks my language - utter filth!

 

[Crystal_Dust]

She speaks my language - utter filth!

I know a dirty piece of trash when I see one

 

[monique_minx]

I know a dirty piece of trash when I see one

Still a thing you shouldn't say during sex...except to me. I am definitely the exception to every single rule.

 

[Crystal_Dust]

Still a thing you shouldn't say during sex...except to me. I am definitely the exception to every single rule.

I’ll whisper whatever filth you want in your ear, just cry out my name when you cum

 

[monique_minx]

I’ll whisper whatever filth you want in your ear, just cry out my name when you cum

Okay but I'm totally breaking the thread rules here then!

 

[Crystal_Dust]

Okay but I'm totally breaking the thread rules here then!

SCOFFLAW!