Things Not To Say During Sex

[Trubbycat]

Yes it IS the right hole…

 

[Nina327]

This is a waste of lube.

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

The inside of your pussy feels like sandpaper. You're dryer than the Sahari desert. I can take care of that. Watch and learn.

*starts screaming at the pussy*

"GET WETTER NOW!!! DO IT NOWWWW!!! I DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT!"

 

[Stephie02]

Ow ow ow! Charley horse!

 

[justaguy10001]

Meh

 

[Nina327]

Ow ow ow! Charley horse!

Who the fuck is Charley?!?

 

[Stephie02]

Who the fuck is Charley?!?

Don't tell my GF about Charley

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

Charley is the name of my left testicle.

The right one is named Cassandra Jean Phillips III.

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

Cassandra fought Charley in Vietnam.

 

[PacificWaves]

We need to talk about our finances

 

[Statius]

*Yawn*

 

[Nina327]

i gotta poop

 

[ffdan]

Are you going to eat that?

 

[Stephie02]

those two above? Hope that was accidental

 

[Nina327]

I hope so too.

 

[Stephie02]

I can't even...

(For the thread and the posts above)

 

[Nina327]

Im back, what did I miss?

 

[Trubbycat]

The cat is smacking my balls again
True story

 

[Stephie02]

The dog is staring at me again

 

[Nina327]

Where's the baby?

we have hit the trifecta of FUCK THIS SHIT.

Crap, Critters, and kids.

Im OUT!

 

[MorpheusLunar]

That doesn’t smell quite right….

 

[Nina327]

Where is the beeping coming from!?!?!?

 

[Quimpossibility]

Have you met the wife?

 

[Stephie02]

Wait... You thought we were doing what?

 

[SmilingLez]

Did you learn that "technique" from my ex?