Things Not To Say During Sex

Stephie02 · Feb 5, 2026

Oooh I'm gonna teach my next GF that!

SmilingLez · Feb 5, 2026

No need to wait, she's right here beside me

Stephie02 · Feb 5, 2026

Wait wait wait! My shows on!

bobb_sledd · Feb 5, 2026

Quick! Halftime will be over soon.

Trubbycat · Feb 5, 2026

Why are there Legos in the bed?

Nina327 · Saturday at 12:12 AM

What the fuck happened in here?

Crystal_Dust · Saturday at 12:45 PM

No, really, we are going to Urgent Care

CJamarous · Saturday at 12:46 PM

I think it's stuck up there

Quimpossibility · Saturday at 1:04 PM

No refunds

CJamarous · Saturday at 1:34 PM

Would you hurry up already? The movie starts soon

Trubbycat · Saturday at 4:55 PM

Hey… you’re not my cousin…

SoCalAshley · Saturday at 5:06 PM

You DO know I'm not on birth control... right?

Firmhanded_Daddy · Tuesday at 7:53 AM

Are you going to eat that?