Things Not To Say During Sex

[Stephie02]

Oooh I'm gonna teach my next GF that!

 

[SmilingLez]

No need to wait, she's right here beside me

 

[Stephie02]

Wait wait wait! My shows on!

 

[bobb_sledd]

Quick! Halftime will be over soon.

 

[Trubbycat]

Why are there Legos in the bed?

 

[Nina327]

What the fuck happened in here?

 

[Crystal_Dust]

No, really, we are going to Urgent Care

 

[CJamarous]

I think it's stuck up there

 

[Quimpossibility]

No refunds

 

[CJamarous]

Would you hurry up already? The movie starts soon

 

[Trubbycat]

Hey… you’re not my cousin…

 

[SoCalAshley]

You DO know I'm not on birth control... right?

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Are you going to eat that?

 

[Nina327]

What fresh hell is this?

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

I can't believe I'm missing the game for THIS, of all things.

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

Honey, I think we can save a lot of money on car insurance if we switch to GEICO. A lizard told me so a long time ago, and I've been thinking about it ever since.

 

[Venefica]

The ceiling needs to be painted ...

 

[Chatgetsme]

I don’t think I turned off the stove… wait- is that smoke?

 

[BDA73]

Are you fine yet?

 

[TinaG_2023]

Is it in yet??

 

[DaddyLovesKitten]

*leaning down, screaming at the pussy*

Why haven't you cum yet? This is taking so long and I have other things I gotta do today.

 

[Finadien]

How long should I keep it in?

 

[rick_j21]

Now I know why your nickname is Speed Racer

 

[Nina327]

Now I know what they meant by:
Good enough for government work.

Sigh