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Being caught up on all current threads EVERYWHERE.
Boo.Yah.
I beat him. He can kiss my pale white booty.
This!
Right?!
Best thing I have seen all day
Giving Sir a hard on before bed time by writing for him. *grin*
Giving Sir a hard on before bed time by writing for him. *grin*
Having seen your writing, I'm sure HE is smiling tonight too...
Of course, you're quite sensual enough that you could pull that off with a smile. Winks at her playfully.
*kisses their cheeks*
You guys are good for a lady's self confidence.
Getting our shoes on, on our way out to take baby for a walk in the stroller:
Me: catching a glimpse of myself in the mirror, grimacing and attempting to fix my hair a bit Oh boy...
Husband: Oh, stop. You're beautiful
Me: eyeroll Yeah, right.
Understand, please, that as a rule I am not hideously self-deprecating, but was wearing jeans and an oversized hoodie, and had a serious case of frizzy bed-head going on.
Husband: Seriously. I was just going to tell you how sexy you look.
Me: snorts. To baby: Daddy wants a blowjob...
Husband: Well, to be fair, Daddy always wants a blowjob...but you do.
Me: I look like I just rolled out of bed! Which I kinda did.
Husband: You look like you just rolled out of bed after fucking all morning. And it's hot.
Me: ... blushes
So guess what Daddy's getting, later? For starters...
Yes. I am absolutely that easy!