Things that piss you off?

[EJFan]

you're a fucking succubus and you make me want to slit my wrists!

 

[EJFan]

i got in a fight with my desk chair this morning. now i have a giant gash over my left eye (just under the brow) and a headache... the chair, meanwhile, seems to be tilting a bit. i think the fight was a draw.

 

[Eilan]

Good, I feel vindicated. This has been the source of a few "debates" between my husband and me.

Since you're in Ohio, you can tell your husband that someone at Lit with OSHP contacts says that you're right (as are EJ and jazey, obviously).

 

[Papa-Joe]

That damn pager! Too bad the fall from the dresser didn't kill it.

maybe you should try a little harder next time

 

[Willing and Unsure]

I really hate it when I have to sit at my desk all day long at work and then my butt actually hurts while I sit for the whole rest of the day.

 

[phoenix1224]

People who send me messages asking questions about shipping and payment methods for an item I have for sale and, after I message them back with the answers, leave me hanging.

People who make an offer for 1/3 the asking price of said item. (Can you be any more insulting?)

 

[EJFan]

the site where i play online poker has this "all in protection" feature that's designed to cut you a break if your internet connection craps out in the middle of a hand... this way you don't lose chips you can't defend. makes sense and i'm glad it's there.

sadly, every once in a blue moon you'll come across a player who gets into a hand that they don't know what to do with. they intentionally cut their connection so they don't go broke. the bad thing is that the player who's playing legitimately isn't winning what they should be winning. bastards.

yes. this happened to me recently and i had the winning hand against a moron who didn't know what to do.

 

[bobsgirl]

i got in a fight with my desk chair this morning. now i have a giant gash over my left eye (just under the brow) and a headache... the chair, meanwhile, seems to be tilting a bit. i think the fight was a draw.

Did you need stitches? for your booboos

 

[EJFan]

Did you need stitches? for your booboos

actually, i was waiting for you to kiss it and make it all better. thank you for obliging!

 

[SweetErika]

i got in a fight with my desk chair this morning. now i have a giant gash over my left eye (just under the brow) and a headache... the chair, meanwhile, seems to be tilting a bit. i think the fight was a draw.

Yeowch!

I hope you heal and feel better soon, EJ!

 

[EJFan]

Yeowch!

I hope you heal and feel better soon, EJ!

thank you!

 

[Nightbird]

The fucktard I work with.

And sack of shit computer I have to put up with.

 

[SlickTony]

We just added two new computers and a wi-fi setup, and I thought I'd put my entire folder of stories in shared documents so I could work on them upstairs, but here I am upstairs and they aren't there. (All this new stuff takes a lot of adjusting and getting used to).

 

[bobsgirl]

I can't find my wedding ring. I was pulling it off so I could put lotion on my hands. It flew off and now I can't find it!

 

[pleasteasme]

I can't find my wedding ring. I was pulling it off so I could put lotion on my hands. It flew off and now I can't find it!

Don't vacuum!!!


Good luck bg ~ I'd help but...I'm kinda far away.



WPMO? Really needing a margarita but not having one. Then, there is the reason I need the margarita. I have to 'babysit' a 50-ish year old man that has been teaching for almost as long as I have been alive! I'm really, really tired of it. Plus, he is a rude asshole that makes some pretty demeaning comments. Grrrr!

 

[bobsgirl]

Don't vacuum!!!


Good luck bg ~ I'd help but...I'm kinda far away.



WPMO? Really needing a margarita but not having one. Then, there is the reason I need the margarita. I have to 'babysit' a 50-ish year old man that has been teaching for almost as long as I have been alive! I'm really, really tired of it. Plus, he is a rude asshole that makes some pretty demeaning comments. Grrrr!

Thanks.

I kinda like 50-ish year old men. Is he hawt?

 

[Eilan]

I can't find my wedding ring. I was pulling it off so I could put lotion on my hands. It flew off and now I can't find it!

D'oh!

 

[pleasteasme]

Thanks.

I kinda like 50-ish year old men. Is he hawt?

If you like Sam Elliot. And a scatter-brained one at that.

 

[EJFan]

if there's one thing that's abundantly clear to anyone who's ever baked a cake it's that when you cream butter there's ALWAYS sugar with it you friggin' moron.

 

[HybridCrow]

This doesn't piss me off, this INFURIATES me!

I'm 22 years old and still being treated like a child. People keep making me feel guilty about doing things I want to do. My step-dad won't ever shut his fucking mouth. He keeps thinking HE has to hold my hand to tell me what school to go to, what kind of degree to get, etc. Well, excuse me, but he's not paying for the education, I AM. I'm taking the loans out that I'll be paying for. And all these so-called "real colleges" don't have the degree program I want to work in. I also want to rent my own apartment, but I can't do any of that because my current job doesn't help me, money-wise, and I'm sure as heck ain't nowhere closer to getting a better paying job.

And what the hell is wrong with women? I cannot, for the love of god, understand them! First they say they'd like to go out on a date, then they turn around and say they don't want to date or have a b/f, only to be dating (or rather, fucking) another guy while lying to me at the same time. Seriously ladies, if you don't want anything to do the guy, tell him straight up. Don't be throwing that bullshit your mothers taught you to do. It actually hurts guys like me more than you think it does.

And now what pisses me off: I have to head to work now. Bleh!

 

[EJFan]

the fucking gnats are taking over.

 

[Nightbird]

Gnats ohhh try Black Flies.

the fucking gnats are taking over.

 

[Denae]

This doesn't piss me off, this INFURIATES me!

I'm 22 years old and still being treated like a child. People keep making me feel guilty about doing things I want to do. My step-dad won't ever shut his fucking mouth. He keeps thinking HE has to hold my hand to tell me what school to go to, what kind of degree to get, etc. Well, excuse me, but he's not paying for the education, I AM. I'm taking the loans out that I'll be paying for. And all these so-called "real colleges" don't have the degree program I want to work in. I also want to rent my own apartment, but I can't do any of that because my current job doesn't help me, money-wise, and I'm sure as heck ain't nowhere closer to getting a better paying job.

I can empathize. I'm 44 and it's only been within the last six months that my mom has stopped mothering me, despite my having lived on my own since I turned 18. Two years ago I told her that I needed to go to this hardware store and that I wasn't sure where it was but I'd look it up and find it. She told me verbatim "Pull out your phone book and look under H for hardware." I guess I could understand it if I did not have a fully developed normally functioning brain, but for pete's sake I was a B+ student in high school and when I went back to college in my mid 30's I was a 4.0 student.

She's finally realized that I am an adult, that I can take care of myself, and that I have a mind of my own. The biggest realization to her is that it's okay for me to have my own opinion. THANKFULLY she realized that because it's been driving me nuts for years.

I guess what I'm trying to say HybridCrow is that our parents probably don't realize that we are adults and are spreading our wings for ourselves. Parents don't stop parenting just because their child turns 18.

Yes, it's frustrating for us as we are making our own way. A wise woman, DGO, reminded me that she'd give anything to have more time with her mother who is deceased. I've taken that to heart and just let my frustrations go.

Congratulations to you for choosing an educational path and working towards making it happen. I'm sure your parents are proud, even if they haven't said so.

 

[done_got_old]

I can empathize. I'm 44 and it's only been within the last six months that my mom has stopped mothering me, despite my having lived on my own since I turned 18. Two years ago I told her that I needed to go to this hardware store and that I wasn't sure where it was but I'd look it up and find it. She told me verbatim "Pull out your phone book and look under H for hardware." I guess I could understand it if I did not have a fully developed normally functioning brain, but for pete's sake I was a B+ student in high school and when I went back to college in my mid 30's I was a 4.0 student.

She's finally realized that I am an adult, that I can take care of myself, and that I have a mind of my own. The biggest realization to her is that it's okay for me to have my own opinion. THANKFULLY she realized that because it's been driving me nuts for years.

I guess what I'm trying to say HybridCrow is that our parents probably don't realize that we are adults and are spreading our wings for ourselves. Parents don't stop parenting just because their child turns 18.

Yes, it's frustrating for us as we are making our own way. A wise woman, DGO, reminded me that she'd give anything to have more time with her mother who is deceased. I've taken that to heart and just let my frustrations go.

Congratulations to you for choosing an educational path and working towards making it happen. I'm sure your parents are proud, even if they haven't said so.

Did I hear my name?

 

[Denae]

Did I hear my name?

You sure did, giving credit where credit is due. Wise words are worth repeating in my book.