Things that piss you off?

EJFan said:
fuckin' pollen and shit that get stirred up when i mow my dirt. :mad:


Don't mow! Do one of those 'natural' lawns. When neighbors complain tell them you're protecting indigenous plants.
 
done_got_old said:
Don't mow! Do one of those 'natural' lawns. When neighbors complain tell them you're protecting indigenous plants.
ya know... i'm pretty sure i could get my clover or dandelions listed on the protected species list. i knew political connections would come in handy one day!
 
This fucking pain in my chest (it's ok ribs not heart LOL)...

Getting worse and not better - especially when I lay down. MF that hurts!!!

Maybe an x-ray tomorrow...
 
I'm pissed because my ex is incapable of making visitation arrangements in a timely manner.
 
I had gathered from the context that it was some kind of agricultural thing that releases allergins into the air.
 
Box Scraping.. Take a big metal box hook it up to the back of a tractor now jam the box onto the ground and drag it around. It's used to grade Country Driveways and stuff like that mostly.

PTM's neighbour should be using a Bush Hog to mow the grass around the trees not box scrape it. Because what the moron on parade doesn't realize is he is damaging the roots of his orchard.

What PMO today? THE HEAT!! HOLY CRAP 93 DEGREES PLUS HUMIDITY!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!
 
i hate seeing wounded birds flitting around my yard. i don't know if this blue jay is just too young to fly well or if its wing is hurt. :(
 
EJFan said:
i hate seeing wounded birds flitting around my yard. i don't know if this blue jay is just too young to fly well or if its wing is hurt. :(
If it's a baby, don't fucking touch it unless you want the parents to come along and rap you on the head. Nest-robbing, shrill-assed bastards. :mad:

Do you still have the feral cat problem? Problem solved.
 
Eilan said:
If it's a baby, don't fucking touch it unless you want the parents to come along and rap you on the head. Nest-robbing, shrill-assed bastards. :mad:

Do you still have the feral cat problem? Problem solved.
i don't mess with wildlife or woodland creatures... i know better. :D

the cat problem is actually being addressed with an intensity and tenacity previously unknown. i think we're down to one or two. :)
 
EJFan said:
i don't mess with wildlife or woodland creatures... i know better. :D)
Hey, we were only trying to help. Next time we'll let the cat have some dinner. :)
 
if this mother fucking wheel doesn't stop flying of my mother fucking chair i'm going to spot weld the son of a bitch on there! :mad:

can you spot weld plastic?
 
EJFan said:
if this mother fucking wheel doesn't stop flying of my mother fucking chair i'm going to spot weld the son of a bitch on there! :mad:

can you spot weld plastic?
Once.
 
There's a certain thread on the regular HowTo board that just really hit me the wrong way. A blowjob while driving? Yeah, it'll be pretty erotic when they have to cut you out of the car, and you've bitten off half his dick. :rolleyes:
 
bobsgirl said:
There's a certain thread on the regular HowTo board that just really hit me the wrong way. A blowjob while driving? Yeah, it'll be pretty erotic when they have to cut you out of the car, and you've bitten off half his dick. :rolleyes:
My husband watched a grandfather pick up his three-year-old grandson's head and put it with the child's body--thanks to an inattentive, idiotic, fuckwitted driver.

It's because of the horrible shit that he's seen that I get pissy about topics like that. :mad:
 
Eilan said:
My husband watched a grandfather pick up his three-year-old grandson's head and put it with the child's body--thanks to an inattentive, idiotic, fuckwitted driver.

It's because of the horrible shit that he's seen that I get pissy about topics like that. :mad:

The mental image of that is horrifying. One of the reasons why law enforcement professionals have my deep respect.
 
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