Things that piss you off?

[midwestyankee]

my neck is stiff.

Some days I'd settle for a stiff neck - 'cause stiffness can be its own reward.

 

[EJFan]

Some days I'd settle for a stiff neck - 'cause stiffness can be its own reward.

spoken by someone who clearly "gets some" from time to time.

 

[Nightbird]

A person who posts using the word Fer insted of for.. DRIVES ME INSANE!

And uses Wit instead of with..

 

[EJFan]

A person who posts using the word Fer insted of for.. DRIVES ME INSANE!

And uses Wit instead of with..

why dis piss you off fer? dunno why you git mad wit dese ppl.

 

[pleasteasme]

Same damn thing happened this morning and again tonight with my well.

Seriously, do I really have to bitch, whine, and moan to get it fixed?

 

[EJFan]

Same damn thing happened this morning and again tonight with my well.

"well" seems to be a bit of a misnomer here, doesn't it.

 

[pleasteasme]

"well" seems to be a bit of a misnomer here, doesn't it.

It most certainly seems to be as of late.

It is frustrating! I wanted to take a nice long luxurious bubble bath but, NOOOOO!

 

[EJFan]

It most certainly seems to be as of late.

It is frustrating! I wanted to take a nice long luxurious bubble bath but, NOOOOO!

i'd be willing to donate my tub.

 

[pleasteasme]

i'd be willing to donate my tub.

What a kind and generous soul. No ulterior motives, right?

Do you have bubble bath?

 

[EJFan]

What a kind and generous soul. No ulterior motives, right?

Do you have bubble bath?

i'm nothing if not benevolent... just looking out for your emotional well being.

bubble bath? but it blocks the view.

 

[pleasteasme]

i'm nothing if not benevolent... just looking out for your emotional well being.

bubble bath? but it blocks the view.

Ummmm...what about my modesty?!

 

[EJFan]

Ummmm...what about my modesty?!

you have nothing to worry about... i'm legally blind... i grope my way through every day and i'd be willing to do the same for you.

it's all about sacrifice ya know.

 

[pleasteasme]

you have nothing to worry about... i'm legally blind... i grope my way through every day and i'd be willing to do the same for you.

it's all about sacrifice ya know.

Oh dear...by braille, hmmm? Good lord, I wonder what I would spell out...


Yep, sacrafice...uh huh, sure you say!

*wonders if there are hidden cameras there too?*

 

[EJFan]

*wonders if there are hidden cameras there too?*

now what would a blind guy be doing with hidden cameras?

 

[pleasteasme]

now what would a blind guy be doing with hidden cameras?

Blind...blind my ass!


Don't think you have me fooled with the dark glasses and white fiberglass stick..nope, not buying it!

 

[EJFan]

Blind...blind my ass!


Don't think you have me fooled with the dark glasses and white fiberglass stick..nope, not buying it!

yes, but adocao aoknq beoin ronib e oinbs oninb oda onenba ofknjbrq ldkhq!!!!

 

[pleasteasme]

yes, but adocao aoknq beoin ronib e oinbs oninb oda onenba ofknjbrq ldkhq!!!!

I need a translator!

I can decipher ONE word

 

[phoenix1224]

The clock is ticking down on one of my auctions... And no one can see it!

Just fix it already!

 

[EJFan]

painting lattice work is the biggest pain in the ass EVER!!!!!!!

 

[bobsgirl]

So i had to make a birthday cake today, which was fine, but after I had made the batter and got the batter in the pans and got the pans in the oven, what do I see on the counter?? I forgot to put the fucking eggs in the cake batter!!

 

[EJFan]

So i had to make a birthday cake today, which was fine, but after I had made the batter and got the batter in the pans and got the pans in the oven, what do I see on the counter?? I forgot to put the fucking eggs in the cake batter!!

awwww... i'm sorry BG.

a couple of weeks ago i made a cake and creamed the butter but forgot to add the sugar to it. i hope that's some consolation.

 

[bobsgirl]

awwww... i'm sorry BG.

a couple of weeks ago i made a cake and creamed the butter but forgot to add the sugar to it. i hope that's some consolation.

At least I'm in good company.

I just took the dreaded cakes out of the oven. They didn't rise very much, but I think I'll give 'em a try. They should taste fine--the batter was tasty.

 

[EJFan]

At least I'm in good company.

I just took the dreaded cakes out of the oven. They didn't rise very much, but I think I'll give 'em a try. They should taste fine--the batter was tasty.

you could always talk up the low cholesterol feature since there are no eggs in it.

or, tell everyone it's a "post-menopausal" cake.

but hey... as long as it tastes good, who gives a shit what's in it.

 

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