Cathleen
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holy moly, Qman, you can turn a phrase.
Things that piss you off?
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holy moly, Qman, you can turn a phrase.
Quoll
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Cathleen
Summer breeze...
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She's easy!
At first glance I did not see gland above...but when I did I think I woke the neighbors cat laughing.
Quoll
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It's the velcro gloves that do the trick.
Not the normal reaction to seeing a gland above I'm sure.
Night Miss Cate.
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bobsgirl
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Yes, it's the sweet heartwarming story of a perv and his dick. <sigh>
I love a happy ending.
bobsgirl
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Saucyminx
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Yes, it's the sweet heartwarming story of a perv and his dick. <sigh>
I love a happy ending.
I've heard tell about happy endings but never had one. Guess i frequent the wrong massage parlors.
I'm actually not pissed off today. . . yet.
Saucyminx
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well now that didn't take long
Guys who pm you with long drawn out stories, after you have nicely tried to explain to them in the other 2 pms before that you are NOT interested in playing with them--whatever the hell that means--or writing with them. Jesus. How fucking hard is the word no to understand?
Guys who pm you with long drawn out stories, after you have nicely tried to explain to them in the other 2 pms before that you are NOT interested in playing with them--whatever the hell that means--or writing with them. Jesus. How fucking hard is the word no to understand?
Eilan
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It's been a common theme with me recently, but here's what's posted on my cousin's wife's Facebook wall this evening:
Prayers are with you my friend! C-Sections are THE WAY to go! Just think....your little man will be here TODAY! xoxoxoxo
Fucking ignorant twunt.
Prayers are with you my friend! C-Sections are THE WAY to go! Just think....your little man will be here TODAY! xoxoxoxo
Fucking ignorant twunt.
Quoll
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I am sick of slimy PMs. I don't want to look at 22 year old cam girls, thankyouverymuch. I don't want to watch you and your gigantic cock get to know each other either.
I've got to get me an alt, this is a lit experience I've been missing out on.
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littlebabyclit
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Snobby people on any forum who think they own the fucking place and who ignore your posts for no reason you can figure out. WTF ???
Snobby people on any forum who think they own the fucking place and who ignore your posts for no reason you can figure out. WTF ???
Quoll
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CaRaMeLPoleDoll
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Shovinistic pigs going through divorces and taking it out on the ONLY GIRL in the office.
Assholes...
Assholes...
curiusgirl
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Men who don't know how to be "friends".....sheesh, just because I talk to you and smile at you doesn't mean I'm going to cheat on my husband with you!
sereneone4u
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People who are so verbal about what Christians they are and their actions are anything but
(Not that I expect Christians to be perfect, we are still sinners after all, but a certain segment that is so vociferous in proclaiming that they are and their actions are the complete opposite, really steam my buns in a bad way!)
(Not that I expect Christians to be perfect, we are still sinners after all, but a certain segment that is so vociferous in proclaiming that they are and their actions are the complete opposite, really steam my buns in a bad way!)
Eilan
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Some "Christians" use that whole "not perfect, just forgiven" notion to justify a lot of shitty behavior.sereneone4u said:People who are so verbal about what Christians they are and their actions are anything but
(Not that I expect Christians to be perfect, we are still sinners after all, but a certain segment that is so vociferous in proclaiming that they are and their actions are the complete opposite, really steam my buns in a bad way!)
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littlebabyclit
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People who have more than enough posts to come up with a Literotica avatar but they don't bother. Yep, there's somebody with 600 posts and no avatar. There's another one with 323 posts and no avatar. There's a user with 5102 posts and NO avatar ? What the .......??? The sacred avatar...it's like your only outlet to be truly artistic or creative around here with your profile, other than with your signature. Jeezus, it only takes a little research or effort to figure out how to upload one. Fuck, you gotta be one of those persons whose favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla (when there are so many other flavors to choose from) and who chooses cheese pizza (no toppings) when you can have a ball with pizza toppings. In other words, BO-RING !!! NO avatar is BORING dammit !! Having no avatar when you can have one is inexcusable. Unforgiveable. Unacceptable. Avatars are rarely annoying, while signatures are constantly annoying because people make them TOO DAMNED LONG and full of shit I really don't need to read fifty fucking times. Before you ask, I have signatures turned off. Of COURSE I do, I have to, because of the signature abusers.
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People who smell like they marinated themselves in a whole bottle of cologne...NOT sexy....nauseating !!!
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