Svenskaflicka
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If we're talking 1 foot per 20 kg body weight, then my toilet bowl won't suffice...
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SlickTony said:I don't see how anyone can actually produce a three-foot turd. .
SlickTony said:I don't see how anyone can actually produce a three-foot turd. And yes, I thought the thread was going to be a three-foot something else, too. I think they're both apocryphal.
Svenskaflicka said:Considering how gross this thread is, how come I can't stop reading it???
Sub Joe said:Actually one's apocryphal, the other's coprophical. Hur hur I calculated* that an angled conveyor belt moving at approx. 0.1 m/s placed below the squatter could produce turds of the this length. It would make a good tenth grade science project.
Svenskaflicka said:Considering how gross this thread is, how come I can't stop reading it???
MathGirl said:Well, it's one of the few things that absolutely everyone does. It transcends race, religion, gender, age, intellect. It's simply something we all have in common, and on a more or less daily basis. Think of the shared experience as a uniting factor for all mankind. Gives you a warm feeling, doesn't it?
pop_54 said:On the subject of *warm* can't see anyone producing one of these record breakers after several pints of Guiness and a Vindaloo curry, you'd need some kind of scientific instrument to measure it as it came out of the poo chute at approaching the speed of sound, well it usually hits the pan before the fart sound is heard. Wouldn't want to stand too close either.