Thyri's humble little shack out back

*Smirking* That depends on exactly 'what' you are hoping to get massaged. In a place like this, there are just some things for which you are on your own! ;)
 
*Laughs* Just my back, you cheeky girl. You need not worry about the rest of me.


Yet. ;)
 
*Moves around to begin rubbing your shoulders and back, whispering,*
It's ooookaaayy, relaaaaax. Try to think of flowing streams, waterfalls. Don't worry, it'll come. Don't try to force it or you'll just make a mess. ;) :D :D :D
 
*Moves around to begin rubbing your shoulders and back, whispering,*
It's ooookaaayy, relaaaaax. Try to think of flowing streams, waterfalls. Don't worry, it'll come. Don't try to force it or you'll just make a mess. ;) :D :D :D

*Releases a gentle sigh, relaxing happily in the chair*

Mmm... don't tempt me...
 
And remember what they say. If you shake it more than twice afterwards, you're playing with it. ;) :D
 
And remember what they say. If you shake it more than twice afterwards, you're playing with it. ;) :D

*Just cruisin' past, the Fish takes the S bend real hard and pops his head out*

Yep - two's a shake, three's a wank

Hi Thyri

*Back down and gone before something else cruises down the S bend in the opposite direction*
 
*Scrawled on the wall*

"Never squat while wearing your spurs." Will Rogers :eek: :D
 
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I stand outside of my friend's shack giggling and laughing trying to decide if I should enter or not.

Finally I leave her an assortment of er ... toilet warming gifts on the stoop with a small note.

Dearest Thyri, I could not decide so I bought them all, Yeishia. :rose:

Knocking loudly on the door I make a dash for the woods laughing merrily as I hide behind a bush to watch her reaction.


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*Stopping by my little shack, I find the gifts left by my friend. The first gives me a shudder, recalling to mind past camping trips! :eek: I remind myself to get a can of Raid to keep handy.

I absolutely love the paper holder! It's perfect for this place and I accord it a place of honor, right where it will come in handy. :D

The other two I tuck away for future mischief. I can't wait to think of something clever to record on the roll holder. ;)*
 
*stops in to the Shack, sees the spider and runs away screaming, then falls in a dead faint*
 
*giggles from behind my bush*

EDIT: Sasha do not go into my Ecclectic Collection, many Aussie spiders they IS HUGE! :eek:
 
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*Sits down to contemplate writing a centaur camp tour, but checking under the seat first for spiders!*
 
After several minutes, I finally reach my destination. A shack. Thyri's place. Heading down, I walk over to Thyri and smile.

Hello Thyri. It's been a long time hasn't it? How are you?
 
Hi Avel. Come on in and sit for a while. There's actually not much else to do here. ;)
 
I smile.

Well it's better than talking to no one.

I take a seat and look over at Thyri.

So. What have you been up to? Been good? :D
 
Lol! If you look closely though, you might see a full moon. ;) :D

Hi Thyri. I did look closely and my blushing nearly boiled the water :eek:

I see you have company - I'll go search for lunch as it's that time at work, though I'll be buggered what sort of work a Fish should be doing.

Take care and keep writing awesomely ;)

*splash*
 
I smile.

Well it's better than talking to no one.

I take a seat and look over at Thyri.

So. What have you been up to? Been good? :D

Good? I'm always good. Some people say I'm great! But if you mean behaved, well..... :rolleyes: :D

Hi Thyri. I did look closely and my blushing nearly boiled the water :eek:

I see you have company - I'll go search for lunch as it's that time at work, though I'll be buggered what sort of work a Fish should be doing.

Take care and keep writing awesomely ;)

*splash*

Thanks for stopping in, Fish. I'll be sure to wait at least ten minutes before flushing, to give you a head start! :kiss:
 
I look over at Thyri and laugh.

Behaved? I don't think I've seen you misbehave.
 
What they don't see, they can't blame on me. How do you like my little place here?
 
Smiles.

That can be it's own kind of magic. Provides a more comfortable atmosphere. And it freshens the air of course.
 
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