Today I learned...

No joy for me but definitely surprised as I was in the middle of the 3rd pump when it got rather exciting for a second.

Hahaha! Wet pussy farts will always make me laugh!

It scared my cats too, the damned voyeurs!

Did you know that pussy farts have a name?
 
TIL that there is an activity called "belly bulge" involving nougat stars and very long dildi.

I am slightly scared!
:eek:
(And impressed)
 
Today I learned how insatiable I probably am, and how it's the tip of the iceberg, only.
I'm scared and happy and Fucking mad that I pushed it down for so long.
Don't do that. It's not worth it.
 
I finally learned how to post a pic on my sig and center it....after how many years? lol
 
Today I learned I must not be writing enough on my Kindle because I'm having to teach it how to cuss. Ass is "bass" and I had the hardest time teaching it that damn and cum are not misspelled.

Duck in technology! See? It never will recognize the F word! sigh...
 
Today I learned silk paints do not work on cheap polyester sex toy bags. Oh well :) was fun trying :) :)

:eek:
and er, you were going to decorate your sex toy bags? :)

TIL that I do occasionally get angry. At deceitful people, especially those that are so nicey nicey to your face, then turn utter shitty when they are asked to do the right thing. I don't often get angry. Learning to focus that energy on something useful now.
 
TIL : That it's okay to ask for help sometimes. and I don't have to carry the burdens by myself
 
It can be difficult to delete the reminders of things you need to let go - best not to do it all at once.
 
TIL to focus on one small thing at a time rather than the whole big picture.
 
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