Today I learned...

Today I learned that I am a total badass. My limits were pushed (on purpose) and I surprised myself.

Even HE was impressed.

I'm so high on endorphins right now I feel like I could lift a small car!
 
TIL
I gained 7 pounds during The Biggest Loser contest at work. Don't try to diet during a divorce.

*hugs* :heart: you're beautiful!

Today I learned how really tired/distracted the holidays have made me when I realized halfway thru brushing my teeth that I hadn't turned on the electric toothbrush. I hadn't even missed the vibration, just stood there holding it against my teeth like an idiot.

I LOLd. :eek: Sorry.

Today I learned that I am a total badass. My limits were pushed (on purpose) and I surprised myself.

Even HE was impressed.

I'm so high on endorphins right now I feel like I could lift a small car!

Yay! :nana:


TIL that no-one can take me for granted unless I let them. :rolleyes:
 
Today I learned that I can accomplish A LOT before 6 am...if I get out of bed.
 
That not only is my tank still rolling but it has a new paint job. Vroom vroom vroom!
 
Today I learned my heart can't take much more.

But, I finally learned how to make a proper glitter face

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See? Nailed it :D

( We're here if you need us Cookie )
 
Today I learned that one should carefully inspect inflatable toys before using.

I should have seen that weak spot on that dildo before I inserted and inflated it.

Live and learn, folks!
 
Today I learned that one should carefully inspect inflatable toys before using.

I should have seen that weak spot on that dildo before I inserted and inflated it.

Live and learn, folks!

:eek:
As in "it blew up on you"? (Or in you...)?
 
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