Top 10 Oddest Places to Fuck?

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In the woods off of a Hyw in the sequoia national forest.

In the back yard. That's about it boring I know.
 
The Vet Tech lab of the "Wold Famous" Topeka Zoo. LOL (World famous because of its tropical rainforest.)

Since the zoo didn't have a proper exhibit enclosure for the venomous snakes at the time, they were all kept in smallish aquariums in the lab. So there were about a half dozen of those just a few feet away. I wasn't really thinking about that at the time but....yea... Kinda creepy looking back.
 
The toilets of a boys school. I was a teenager and my boyfriend was staying late in school setting up the stage for the school play. I thought I would surprise him so called to see him in a very short skirt. When he had time for a break, after I had flashed him a few times, he pulled me in to the toilets and fucked me bent over in the cubicle:)
 
The toilets of a boys school. I was a teenager and my boyfriend was staying late in school setting up the stage for the school play. I thought I would surprise him so called to see him in a very short skirt. When he had time for a break, after I had flashed him a few times, he pulled me in to the toilets and fucked me bent over in the cubicle:)

OMG
That'll feed a few fantasies:devil:
 
Most recently on a picnic table with a long time married girlfriend, in broad daylight, at a hiking trailhead. She was in a sundress and sitting on top the table while I was standing unzipped in front of her. I thought it was going to be a handjob, she took it all the way. Couldn't help wondering if there were security cameras nearby.

While playing racquetball the girl I was with initiated an encounter. She ended up propped against the wall with her shorts down around her ankles while I did her from the rear. And of course we resumed the game afterwards.
 
The Vet Tech lab of the "Wold Famous" Topeka Zoo. LOL (World famous because of its tropical rainforest.)

Since the zoo didn't have a proper exhibit enclosure for the venomous snakes at the time, they were all kept in smallish aquariums in the lab. So there were about a half dozen of those just a few feet away. I wasn't really thinking about that at the time but....yea... Kinda creepy looking back.

My only question is .. how the hell have I never heard this story before??
 
These are not really odd places, just more public.

1. An Alley behind a night club.
2. Dark corner of a night club.
3. In the car, during the day at a park.
4. In the cinema - not full blown sex.
5. Bathroom at the cinema
6. A stable
7. Bathroom on a train
8. Hubby's office
9. Cloakroom of a restaurant
10. On a plane - not full blown sex
 
In a mausoleum.

not saying she was a dead fuck, but the audience was bored stiff;)
 
My only question is .. how the hell have I never heard this story before??

I wouldn't be very interesting to you if I shared everything all at once, now would I?? *winking and blowing a soft kiss your direction*

Honestly, it's probably just because it was so long ago, and I hadn't thought of it til the thread prompted me to. *little laugh*

So now you gotta tell yours! Even if I've already heard it, I'm sure the rest of the good people here at Lit haven't. :)
 
Cyprus Swamp on the Waccamaw River, in Murrrells Inlet SC, in broad daylight. We had pulled the boat into the swamp off the river and went to town it was all good until a boat full of fishermen pulled up. LOL
 
Cyprus Swamp on the Waccamaw River, in Murrrells Inlet SC, in broad daylight. We had pulled the boat into the swamp off the river and went to town it was all good until a boat full of fishermen pulled up. LOL

I bet they asked "Whatcha usin' fer bait?"
 
In a church.
In my car off the main highway.
At a public park.
In an office building parking lot (not in a vehicle).
Nearly did it in a service corridor in the mall but she chickened out at the last minute - did quite a lot there though :D.
Behind a neighbors house in the middle of the night.
Behind a Pizza Hut.
No room in the house is sacred, though I don't think that's all that odd.

I thought I had a pretty good list until I read some of these other posts.
 
I wouldn't be very interesting to you if I shared everything all at once, now would I?? *winking and blowing a soft kiss your direction*

Honestly, it's probably just because it was so long ago, and I hadn't thought of it til the thread prompted me to. *little laugh*

So now you gotta tell yours! Even if I've already heard it, I'm sure the rest of the good people here at Lit haven't. :)

Well ... we could begin with the top of the picnic table at high noon in a county park ... Not terribly odd, just ... public.

Or the ... um ... special room at the fertility clinic ... the one where you ... uh ... produce your sample. Not public, not even terribly sexy. But decidedly odd.

Then there's the couch stored under the seats at the little theater where I performed in college ...

and of course the dressing room under the same theater, just before a show ... not so much about the location there as the urgency of the moment.

The back of the bus from Chicago to my home three hours away was nice ... both for the first round of hand-induced orgasms and for the subsequent fucking ...

as was the top bunk in the youth hostel dorm, which was full of girls at the time ... none of whom had a clue what was happening ...

and there are so many places I want to try .... any one of the dressing rooms or, even better, the backstage nooks and crannies at the theater I work in now ... (those have been the scene of a handful of delicious phone experiences ...)

the top of the outdoor altar at my church ...

Hmmm ... that's about all I can come up with at present. Any others you can remember me talking about, Hunny?
 
A couple from me.

1. In the kid's tree house in the back yard. It was a good place to get away when they were young.

2. On the top of the bar, after hours, at the restaurant I was managing.
 
In no particular order of oddness:

Top of a lighthouse, during the day.
In the back row of an adult movie theater.
In one of those wee, caged tractors that pick up the golf balls from the driving range. Got caught in there. It was years ago (high school), after a house-party. Had no idea those grounds-keepers started so early.
In the back of a rental Ryder truck. Helping a friend move. Her bed was one of the first things loaded and one of the last things unloaded. We took a "break" before taking it off the truck.
In an inflatable raft, in the middle of a lake, on a starry night. Squitos bit my ass to smithereens.
In a bathroom stall, in Sears.
In the top bunk, in a room with 4 sets of bunk beds, in one of those ski cabins that sleep 25 to 30. There were at least six, maybe eight others "sleeping" in the room. We were as quiet as 2 drunk, horny kids can be. ;)
The exercise room of a condo complex I used to live in. Bench press benches are a perfect height :rolleyes:
Just off a ski-run, under some low-hanging branches, while night skiing.
On a diving board. My knees were raw after.
 
My Life Guard stand at Surfside Beach SC at night when I was off duty.
 
Only did this a few times but I used to date a girl who's brother owned a locksmith shop. Would occasionally drop by and we would have a couple of quickies in the back room. An employee almost walked in on us once and I swear that made her wetter.
 
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