Top 10 Oddest Places to Fuck?

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In no particular order, here are ten places where I've been naughty:

1. Cinema. A reasonably big theatre, but everyone was near the front, so there was a lot of empty rows between the audiance and ourselves. Was 'watching' The Artist.
2. Childrens playground (nighttime, no kids there!). Got eaten out on a slide.
3. Public toilets. This happens a lot to me. Tends to be mens.
4. Alleyway behind a takerway. Fucked doggystyle over some bins.
5. Telephone box. Gave a blowjob in one when I was 15, got spotted and had to leg it.
6. Train station. Wasn't too much, just fondled this guy's penis for a bit.
7. Gardens. As in, various people's back gardens. I remember fondly being shagged on a trampoline, then the guy jumping on it to see my boobs jiggle lol (we were drunk)
8. Nightclub. Often.
9. Woods. Used to go camping there with my mates, sex was a big part of it.
10. Changing rooms in swimming pool. Was with another girl.
 
The elevator cage in a coal mine.

Over the front of a car in an underground car park.

The fire escape in a night club.

A monsterous tip truck in an open cut mine.

The change room at a football ground.

At a popular lookout in the middle of the day.
 
- Hanging out a 3rd story window over a crowded sidewalk
- Hot tub, not knowing when attendant would come in
- In the ocean when lots of people were swimming nearby
- Nightclub bathroom, hotel bathroom
- In a tent midday with a birthday party happening around us
- Behind the curtain in a theater
- In a park during winter... there were no people, but also no bushes or leaves to hide us!
 
Edensgarden-

That point was made to show that even if you have your house built ground up, you're probably not the first to do anything in it.
 
down an ally....off Rush St. in Chicago. down from where the Whiskey bar was... on the off side of a dumpster....Where does that land in the top 10

I once saw a couple fucking on division street right around the corner. About 2am which means there were probably 100 people milling around them, including several police officers.

Anyway, the dude is sitting down on the curb and he pulls his lady friend, who was wearing a skirt, on top of him, facing him and straddling him. They were getting busy for less than a minute before one of Chicago's Finest tapped them on the shoulder, I think they let them go but can't be sure.
 
At a Girl Scout camp where I worked for a summer. In every tent and building that they had, very fun summer.

In the swimming pool at my parent's house. My poor brother had to leave and go watch a boring movie.

In an ex's driveway. I fingered her in my front seat and she was not very quiet. That could be why her parents didn't like me much.

On a dirt road near a friends house. Had to run the defroster for a bit before she could drive me home.
 
In the car and out in the woods often, although the best ever was in a vacant private compartment on a train in Norway - in the middle of the night the train stopped at a little station in the middle of nowhere. That was where the passengers who'd reserved the compartment got aboard. They went for the conductor when they found the compartment door closed. He couldn't have chosen a worse time to walk in on us.
 
Mall parking lot at Christmas time
On the beach
In a hotel pool
Backstage at a concert
 
1. Nature reserve (all those rubbits and squirrels were around us)
2. In the kitchen (it was at a family gathering, family were metres away, it was a quickie...WHAT A THRILL)
3. In a field in Wales (naturally, there were sheep around us)
4. Public toilets (disabled)
5. Beach
6. Woods

I need to add more vehicle-based stuff on my list.
 
1. Back of a van in the mall parking lot with another couple.
2. Skinny dipping at the lake
3. On a picnic table at a state park
4. At the top of a slide at a city park
5. On a hiking trail at top of a mountain
6. underneath a railroad bridge
 
o...k...
Law school library study room. standing up against the wall.
 
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hot tub

a hot tub with my older sisters bachelorette party which included my two sisters, and mother.
my girlfriend sat on my lap, pulled her panties to the side and slid me in. very uncomfortable for me, but a story to tell forever.
 
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