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[Pixie Mischief]

Re: Cock Avs

camera adds 10 lbs

Are false advertising anyway. Any cock can look big and fat if the camera angle is right, so it is really wasted effort.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Cock Avs

camera adds 10 lbs

LOL! I thought it was 20? hehehe

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Re: Re: Re: Cock Avs

*chuckles* they must be real itty bitty then!

LOL! I thought it was 20? hehehe

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Cock Avs

*chuckles* they must be real itty bitty then!

Most are.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cock Avs

I am probably the only woman who wont complain that a man has average or abit less then average of a penis

LMAO!!!!!!!

Most are.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cock Avs

I am probably the only woman who wont complain that a man has average or abit less then average of a penis

LMAO!!!!!!!

See I never ask what a sub's size is nor do I care. They don't get to use it much anyway.

 

[niteshade]

I am with a lot of the other women here apparently.... I hate the fact that just because I have an erotic story posted on this site, men think that it is ok to send me pics of their penises. It is even worse that most of the pics are obviously not of them, or have been modified in some way to make a non-existent Johnson visible. If you are gonna be rude, at least use your own damn body to do so. Also, it annoys the hell out me when guys message me asking if I will give them a golden shower... My profile says I like playing in THUNDER STORMS, not incontinent bladders.

Niteshade




edited for spelling

 

[DVS]

I am with a lot of the other women here apparently.... I hate the fact that just because I have an erotic story posted on this site, men think that it is ok to send me pics of their penises. It is even worse that most of the pics are obviously not of them, or have been modified in some way to make a non-existent Johnson visible. If you are gonna be rude, at least use your own damn body to do so. Also, it annoys the hell out me when guys message me asking if I will give them a golden shower... My profile says I like playing in THUNDER STORMS, not incontinent bladders.

Niteshade

edited for spelling

I didn't know such things happened. Well, I guess I did, I just don't understand why.

 

[Ebonyfire]

It is even worse that most of the pics are obviously not of them, or have been modified in some way to make a non-existent Johnson visible.

The joke is that all men have 9 inch penises and all women have 36DD breasts on line.

 

[evesdream]

I am with a lot of the other women here apparently.... I hate the fact that just because I have an erotic story posted on this site, men think that it is ok to send me pics of their penises. It is even worse that most of the pics are obviously not of them, or have been modified in some way to make a non-existent Johnson visible. If you are gonna be rude, at least use your own damn body to do so. Also, it annoys the hell out me when guys message me asking if I will give them a golden shower... My profile says I like playing in THUNDER STORMS, not incontinent bladders.

Niteshade


edited for spelling

that has got to be some story.

 

[niteshade]

The story isnt that great, just my very first effort... and really, I mean, not to brag, but I really am a 38 dddd... it sucks trying to find a bra, and I am really thinking about a reduction. Add in the fact that no man ever talks to my FACE, and having a huge chest is an annoyance, not an attribute. Recently, a guy sent me picks of his "goodie" (his word, not mine) via the feedback for stories. The pic was of this REALLY REALLY huge cock... so I emailed him and asked if it was real... then told him that any sane woman would jack him off and send him home when confronted w/ that monster. He admitted it was a photo enlargment, but I dont get the point. We are online here... Why lie? Anyway, this is prob. all spelled wrong, but I am too tired to care. One of you can pm me and bitch about it if the spelling is really that bad. Otherwise, just deal.

Niteshade

 

[niteshade]

Hey, Ebony.... is that like a woman holding up her pinky when someone asks for an example of 9 inches?

Niteshade

 

[Ebonyfire]

The story isnt that great, just my very first effort... and really, I mean, not to brag, but I really am a 38 dddd... it sucks trying to find a bra, and I am really thinking about a reduction. Add in the fact that no man ever talks to my FACE, and having a huge chest is an annoyance, not an attribute. Recently, a guy sent me picks of his "goodie" (his word, not mine) via the feedback for stories. The pic was of this REALLY REALLY huge cock... so I emailed him and asked if it was real... then told him that any sane woman would jack him off and send him home when confronted w/ that monster. He admitted it was a photo enlargment, but I dont get the point. We are online here... Why lie? Anyway, this is prob. all spelled wrong, but I am too tired to care. One of you can pm me and bitch about it if the spelling is really that bad. Otherwise, just deal.

Niteshade

I like your style.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Hey, Ebony.... is that like a woman holding up her pinky when someone asks for an example of 9 inches?

Niteshade

Yep <chuckling>

I am reminded of Madeline Kahn in the Mel Brooks movie "History of the World Part I", where she lines up the naked slaves and looks at their equipment picking her favorites saying:

"No, no, yes, no, yes yes , no, yes yes no" all down the line checking out their "goodies".

 

[Ebonyfire]

I didn't know such things happened. Well, I guess I did, I just don't understand why.

I will fill you in. Men have these dangly bits between their legs and it cuts off the oxygen to their brains.



<men have dangly bits, women have innie and outie bits>

 

[DVS]

I will fill you in. Men have these dangly bits between their legs and it cuts off the oxygen to their brains.

Oh, I know about these dangly bits first hand. You see, I have my own. But, what I don't understand is why men will send pictures (real or enlarged) of their bits to female writers. I have never been tempted to do such a thing.

I don't know if I am the strange or unique one or if I am of the normal group. For some reason, and because it seems to be the "norm" to do such a thing, I feel I am in the minority group.

That is why I said I just didn't understand why someone would send a picture of their "member" to any stranger, woman, male, couple or group. And, to enlarge this picture to the point of exadgeration? Well, that just seems plain unusual, to me, let alone, dishonest.

Maybe it shows they have little or nothing else of value, and those who enlarge "it" feel the need to because they may have sent it as is before and didn't get the response they thought they should.

My dangly bits are not large, but they are also not small. And, when you sit down and think of this situation, something comes to mind.

It isn't how large you make it, it's how you make it large. It seems to me what happens is all in the mind and it is amazing how large you can make it seem, when you explain things just right.

You know?

 

[il mio angelo]

Believe it or not I actually have a small file on my pc of all the "goodie" pictures I have ever been sent. The funniset part of that is that there is one picture that I have received from 3 different men (it is apparently a popular pictue), all claiming it to be them. I just laugh... maybe someday, after I have collected enough of them, I will gather them all up, and make a coffee table book- "Cocks of the internet- Myths and Legends."

 

[lovetoread]

You know?

Got it.

 

[Ebonyfire]

It isn't how large you make it, it's how you make it large. It seems to me what happens is all in the mind and it is amazing how large you can make it seem, when you explain things just right.

You know?

Uh, it sounded good...I need more coffee...

 

[Ebonyfire]

Pics don't do it

and for Me, since subs do not get to use theirs as much as they would if I did not control it, seeing a pic of someone's so called johnson just does not make my day.

 

[Ebonyfire]

The story isnt that great, just my very first effort... and really, I mean, not to brag, but I really am a 38 dddd... it sucks trying to find a bra, and I am really thinking about a reduction. Add in the fact that no man ever talks to my FACE, and having a huge chest is an annoyance, not an attribute. Recently, a guy sent me picks of his "goodie" (his word, not mine) via the feedback for stories. The pic was of this REALLY REALLY huge cock... so I emailed him and asked if it was real... then told him that any sane woman would jack him off and send him home when confronted w/ that monster. He admitted it was a photo enlargment, but I dont get the point. We are online here... Why lie? Anyway, this is prob. all spelled wrong, but I am too tired to care. One of you can pm me and bitch about it if the spelling is really that bad. Otherwise, just deal.

Niteshade

I gave my girls a name since they got more eye contact that I do. I definitely see your point. As for a cock, frankly I am more interested in the size of a man's brain (and possibly his wallet) than his cock.

In my mind a big dick is no substitution for personality.

 

[niteshade]

I gave my girls a name since they got more eye contact that I do. I definitely see your point. As for a cock, frankly I am more interested in the size of a man's brain (and possibly his wallet) than his cock.

Amen to that... You know, naming them might not be a bad idea. I will have to see what I can come up w/. What did you name them if you don't mind me asking? I so agree about the brain size being more important... what is the point of having a huge dick if you dont have the brain power to do more than whack yourself off?

Niteshade

 

[DVS]

Amen to that... You know, naming them might not be a bad idea. I will have to see what I can come up w/. What did you name them if you don't mind me asking? Niteshade

right and left?

 

[Croctden]

I will fill you in. Men have these dangly bits between their legs and it cuts off the oxygen to their brains.



<men have dangly bits, women have innie and outie bits>

Red Dwarf?

Also my AV is a shot of my huge package, but it got censored.

 

[FungiUg]

Yep <chuckling>

I am reminded of Madeline Kahn in the Mel Brooks movie "History of the World Part I", where she lines up the naked slaves and looks at their equipment picking her favorites saying:

"No, no, yes, no, yes yes , no, yes yes no" all down the line checking out their "goodies".

You forgot the "yes, oh yes!" It's a great scene...

(that and the last supper scene)