Totally Turned Off

[Ebonyfire]

You forgot the "yes, oh yes!" It's a great scene...

(that and the last supper scene)

Yep, love that movie!

 

[lady-kat]

I will fill you in. Men have these dangly bits between their legs and it cuts off the oxygen to their brains.



<men have dangly bits, women have innie and outie bits>

*coffee spew*

snort & cleaning off my keyboard.... LMAO..... thank you Eb....

chuckling also cause of a recent conversation with a friend about the superiourity of women's "bits".... our's being tucked away all nice and neat and protected.... and men's being.... um.... all vulnerable to ..... well, U get the idea...
<tongue planted firmly in cheek here>

tho. obvious advantages to both..... *grin*

and in keeping with the thread..... coffee thru my nose doesn't thrill me at all......ah shit....but it made me grin.....

 

[Ebonyfire]

*coffee spew*

snort & cleaning off my keyboard.... LMAO..... thank you Eb....

chuckling also cause of a recent conversation with a friend about the superiourity of women's "bits".... our's being tucked away all nice and neat and protected.... and men's being.... um.... all vulnerable to ..... well, U get the idea...
<tongue planted firmly in cheek here>

tho. obvious advantages to both..... *grin*

and in keeping with the thread..... coffee thru my nose doesn't thrill me at all......ah shit....but it made me grin.....

Then My work here is done. I need one coffee spew a week. It is My substitute for not drinking much coffee.

 

[lady-kat]

Then My work here is done. I need one coffee spew a week. It is My substitute for not drinking much coffee.

*snicker*
U damn near got two this week....lol.... but i had put my coffee cup down before i opened this thread again.... i am learning Eb.

 

[Ebonyfire]

*snicker*
U damn near got two this week....lol.... but i had put my coffee cup down before i opened this thread again.... i am learning Eb.

I think I may sell spew insurance.

Or maybe have a spew warning on my posts!

 

[lady-kat]

I think I may sell spew insurance.

Or maybe have a spew warning on my posts!

nods nods nods....
spew warning would be good Eb...

 

[niteshade]

Lol... I wasn't around for a few days, and look what happend. Ebony started a coffee riot. Personally, I think a stream of scallding hot coffee shooting from my nose would be the most intensive turn off we have mentioned yet.

Niteshade

 

[DVS]

Lol... I wasn't around for a few days, and look what happend. Ebony started a coffee riot. Personally, I think a stream of scallding hot coffee shooting from my nose would be the most intensive turn off we have mentioned yet.

Niteshade

Oh, but it's the vehicle it rides upon that carries the humor. The driver doesn't appreciate the humor as much as the riders do.

 

[niteshade]

It really turns me off, if I am into a guy, and we have all the body languge, I am leaning into him, staring in his eyes, doing everything but crawling into his lap, and he breaks the mood to ask a really stupid question, such as " Is it ok if I kiss you?"
I mean, really. Duh. No, I have been running my nails up your arm all night, leaning against you, etc, but it is not ok if you kiss me. Now, I can see if I was not all over him, but damn it is just a kiss. Be bold for God's sake.

 

[Ebonyfire]

It really turns me off, if I am into a guy, and we have all the body languge, I am leaning into him, staring in his eyes, doing everything but crawling into his lap, and he breaks the mood to ask a really stupid question, such as " Is it ok if I kiss you?"
I mean, really. Duh. No, I have been running my nails up your arm all night, leaning against you, etc, but it is not ok if you kiss me. Now, I can see if I was not all over him, but damn it is just a kiss. Be bold for God's sake.

That sounds like a guy who has been slapped for kissing without permission!

 

[niteshade]

Hmmmm... well, maybe so. It was a few months ago, it just came to mind, and as it was a turn off... I decided to share. Maybe some of the men might have an opinion?

 

[stephb]

I was on a message board the other day and we were having a discussion about sex. I said I didn't mind wax and spanking and being tied up, but that was all the farther I went in describing my sexual wants and desires. Then, in another thread, someone starts making fun of me for saying that I am kinky. The reason was that I just said those three things...I didn't go into some of the more risque things I wanted. I'm wondering now, had I said them, if they would be scared of me.

Apparently I wasn't 'kinky enough' for them.

 

[niteshade]

I am totally turned off by bad breath.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Furry teeth totally turn Me off!

 

[FungiUg]

I was on a message board the other day and we were having a discussion about sex. I said I didn't mind wax and spanking and being tied up, but that was all the farther I went in describing my sexual wants and desires. Then, in another thread, someone starts making fun of me for saying that I am kinky. The reason was that I just said those three things...I didn't go into some of the more risque things I wanted. I'm wondering now, had I said them, if they would be scared of me.

Apparently I wasn't 'kinky enough' for them.

Ah, that's just mean, stephb. Unfortunately, you run into quite a few arseholes on-line. But don't worry... we all think you're not kinky enough! (yet! )

 

[le_kinklet]

Ah, that's just mean, stephb. Unfortunately, you run into quite a few arseholes on-line. But don't worry... we all think you're not kinky enough! (yet! )

LOL, well kinky or not you are here so that says something, ignore the assholes, there is always some one around that thinks they know more!!!!!!!

Anyways, who gives them the rights on what is kinky and what is not, to my knowledge ther is not real guidline,, hehehehe
~*HuGs*~

 

[niteshade]

Hair. I really hate lots of body hair.

 

[FungiUg]

Hair. I really hate lots of body hair.

*Sigh*

My lover really loves my body hair. Sometimes I threaten to get a full wax job just to hear her scream "nooooo!"

I guess this is a personal preference thing.

 

[niteshade]

*Sigh*

My lover really loves my body hair. Sometimes I threaten to get a full wax job just to hear her scream "nooooo!"

I guess this is a personal preference thing.

LMAO.... FungiUg... I hate to be the one to break it to you... but if you ever do get waxed, you will be the one screaming "NOOOOOOO!" after the first rip... 'specially if you are really hairy.

 

[FungiUg]

LMAO.... FungiUg... I hate to be the one to break it to you... but if you ever do get waxed, you will be the one screaming "NOOOOOOO!" after the first rip... 'specially if you are really hairy.

Tell me something I don't know!

 

[yaspis]

Horrendous spelling is a sure way to set me seeing red. I'm not that perfect myself, but using dozens of exlamation and question marks with "4"s and "U"s mixed with terrible typos will get an email deleted after first few lines, if there are any more.

B.O. Bad breath. I expect a high level of hygiene from my playmates. If you smell like shit don't wonder why I treat you like shit.

Cock pictures. Usually crappy photos with lack of proper trimming and any artistic effort. Seen only few exceptions. An avatar should be pleasing to the eye, not just some pathetic penis with no point to be presented to the public eye.

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

ok. I'll play. LOL.

I can't stand long hair on men, or those awful mullets (when will that haircut ever go away?!?!) I want that hair military short dammit!! *grin*

Long hair belongs on women. And THAT is where I enjoy it.

~anelize

 

[FungiUg]

Had hair down to his shoulder-blades in a pony-tail when he got married.

 

[Croctden]

Long hair belongs on women. And THAT is where I enjoy it.

~anelize

Hair belongs on some places on a woman, but not others.

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

Hair belongs on some places on a woman, but not others.

Let me clarify, in my usual blunt manner.

Shave the pussy, please, I do.

Thank you for playing.

~anelize







*LMAO*