Toy Talk and Review

[Mindfondler]

I don’t mind admitting that the libido drops off after cumming, always has, but that admission doesn’t seem to be the norm even if the feeling is!

I don't mind admitting that either. I doubt that we're alone in that! My sex drive shuts off quite abruptly and I even find myself feeling guilty if I've done things during my frenzy that seem embarrassing when I view them back without the supporting inducement of natural chemicals. At that point, I tend to need lots of hugs and affection to help me feel better. So, a sex toy for men that gives warm cuddles and offers gentle words of affirmation would be a hit from my point of view.

From an evolutionary point of view, I guess it makes sense that any further effort on a man's part after insemination has been completed would be an expensive luxury. But, then again, a woman's clitoris also seems to be an expensive luxury in the same terms, and yet it endures (thankfully!), so maybe there's hope that things don't have to be so harshly defined.
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[LostGirlTink]

I don't mind admitting that either. I doubt that we're alone in that! My sex drive shuts off quite abruptly and I even find myself feeling guilty if I've done things during my frenzy that seem embarrassing when I view them back without the supporting inducement of natural chemicals. At that point, I tend to need lots of hugs and affection to help me feel better. So, a sex toy for men that gives warm cuddles and offers gentle words of affirmation would be a hit from my point of view.

From an evolutionary point of view, I guess it makes sense that any further effort on a man's part after insemination has been completed would be an expensive luxury. But, then again, a woman's clitoris also seems to be an expensive luxury in the same terms, and yet it endures (thankfully!), so maybe there's hope that things don't have to be so harshly defined.
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The first thing I bolded is a common thing for me as well. The "oh fuck, did I actually say or do that?" moment.
And the second thing? Can they make all sex toys do that?

And play with my hair after? *giggles*

 

[numeniusa]

Regarding the dearth of toys for men, I remember somewhere reading a man asserting that men are pretty happy with the hand plus cock scenario, you have all the equipment you need with you all the time, you achieve the pleasurable goal efficiently and without fuss, because (he said), men's bodies just work that way.

Women's bodies are more complex, though, lots of different ways to stimulate them, all of which work differently from one woman to another. Hence the variety in the toys, I suppose, to meet that variety of stimuli.

Lucy has a good point in 'but why don't men try a vibe on the cock' - I quite often try a vibe of some kind on my man, some elicit a good response, some are more "get off, please don't try that again!". Always fun to experiment, though.

But a man alone with hand and cock readily available? Too tempting

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Holy crap, this is a great discussion! I'm sorry, I'm johnny come lately...Tee Hee...actually usually more johnny on the spot or even a little too early (although...my timing this morning appears to have been impecable...)

Hi Lakesailor, as a recent new reader of the thread I would say the index is useful and the effort you have made is well worthwhile. As the thread grows it must feel more and more difficult to keep the index accurate as the posts do wander around and have a little more chat in them. These are helpful as well but less need to be indexed. Despite the starting premise I do detect a little light flirting and banter in the posts in later pages... Tink must be displeased??

I arrive here with two quests I guess. One is learning about toys to pleasure a female companion, so the reviews have been excellent and helpful. Two is to understand a little more about toys that men can use alone - sadly I spend a fair it of time enjoying my own company, so to speak. I am not keen on Fleshlight - tried it some years ago and found it too weird!

My own favourite at present is a glass plug. I saw the discussions on glass and steel... well having had silicon/rubber style plugs before I bought a small (well it doesn't feel that small!) glass one last year. The sensation is completely different, the lack of give fills you so much more and the orgasm with it in is quite amazing, more powerful than anything else experienced (or at least in my recent memory...!).

Lucy. THANK YOU!!! That's nice to read, and I'll try to get my index back up to date (with yours included! btw...Thanks). I appreciate the feedback.

It is, I'm fascinated by it and want to know more myself. Someone else noted that there seems to be a much larger variety of toys and types of toys for women. It makes me wonder why when "THEORETICALLY" the world seems to think men have a higher sex drive than women. This feels like it should be a "Shut up and take my money" concept.
Or are we just not getting a lot of men posting about what toys they do like?

I think, in large part numina and MF (and Lucy all make good points). I think though it's largely a macho thing. We want to stick it in a woman. And we think that anything else is...less...it's bullshit, but....

Also for me...and I suspect for many men, the problem is generally not "getting there" but...as I allude to above...the problem is not getting there too soon. So for couple play, female toys have a role, while male toys maybe don't. That said, maybe we need to change that.

Interesting questions. A couple of thoughts:

Men like to think they have a bigger sex drive for some reason but multiple orgasms don’t come along (pardon the pun) as easily as they do for women, it’s just the patriarchal society and the male machismo keeps the myth. I don’t mind admitting that the libido drops off after cumming, always has, but that admission doesn’t seem to be the norm even if the feeling is!

Is it seen as somehow not macho to need or want to play with a toy? Most toys have been anal related I guess, and accepting you enjoy something there has been seen as accepting you are not straight which is not true but seems a little taboo.

There are seemingly more pleasure points and ways of stimulating them for a woman than a man. The fleshlight or similar is the one that can bring an orgasm.. but how many different toys applied in how many different ways can bring a woman to orgasm? I bet some of those can help a man too - a wand on the sensitive end of an erect cock could bring amazing results so why don’t us men do that? Pride??

Not sure if that makes sense and am happy to be shot down

I don't mind admitting that either. I doubt that we're alone in that! My sex drive shuts off quite abruptly and I even find myself feeling guilty if I've done things during my frenzy that seem embarrassing when I view them back without the supporting inducement of natural chemicals. At that point, I tend to need lots of hugs and affection to help me feel better. So, a sex toy for men that gives warm cuddles and offers gentle words of affirmation would be a hit from my point of view.

From an evolutionary point of view, I guess it makes sense that any further effort on a man's part after insemination has been completed would be an expensive luxury. But, then again, a woman's clitoris also seems to be an expensive luxury in the same terms, and yet it endures (thankfully!), so maybe there's hope that things don't have to be so harshly defined.
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Regarding the dearth of toys for men, I remember somewhere reading a man asserting that men are pretty happy with the hand plus cock scenario, you have all the equipment you need with you all the time, you achieve the pleasurable goal efficiently and without fuss, because (he said), men's bodies just work that way.

Women's bodies are more complex, though, lots of different ways to stimulate them, all of which work differently from one woman to another. Hence the variety in the toys, I suppose, to meet that variety of stimuli.

Lucy has a good point in 'but why don't men try a vibe on the cock' - I quite often try a vibe of some kind on my man, some elicit a good response, some are more "get off, please don't try that again!". Always fun to experiment, though.

But a man alone with hand and cock readily available? Too tempting

I'll finish up here by saying that I personally would like to explore some various toys that are male (or both...plugs for example) oriented. And I think I just need to buy them and surprise Mrs. Sailor...

Or maybe what I should do, is bring her to Lit...

 

[LucyCanyon]

I don't mind admitting that either. I doubt that we're alone in that! My sex drive shuts off quite abruptly and I even find myself feeling guilty if I've done things during my frenzy that seem embarrassing when I view them back without the supporting inducement of natural chemicals. At that point, I tend to need lots of hugs and affection to help me feel better. So, a sex toy for men that gives warm cuddles and offers gentle words of affirmation would be a hit from my point of view.

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MF - that is also something that society has us deny happens - the sex drive shutting off. Given my penchant for fine lingerie and nylons, but also women and not men, I find I play alone a lot :-( and after having fun and completing the orgasm in whatever way... and then thinking - nylons? What? Why??

For me nylons and heels and silky lingerie as as arousing and stimulating as any sex toy, though whether Lakesailor thinks that should go in the index....

 

[LucyCanyon]

Regarding the dearth of toys for men, I remember somewhere reading a man asserting that men are pretty happy with the hand plus cock scenario, you have all the equipment you need with you all the time, you achieve the pleasurable goal efficiently and without fuss, because (he said), men's bodies just work that way.

Women's bodies are more complex, though, lots of different ways to stimulate them, all of which work differently from one woman to another. Hence the variety in the toys, I suppose, to meet that variety of stimuli.

Lucy has a good point in 'but why don't men try a vibe on the cock' - I quite often try a vibe of some kind on my man, some elicit a good response, some are more "get off, please don't try that again!". Always fun to experiment, though.

But a man alone with hand and cock readily available? Too tempting

It is indeed , and the addition of some lotion or lube enhances it deliciously. However, I d think a little try of some anal toys at the same time enhances the final outcome too. I am yet to try a dildo or vibe in me at the same times as the hand and lotion, but it seems a natural progression given the difference a glass plug makes.

 

[numeniusa]

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Also for me...and I suspect for many men, the problem is generally not "getting there" but...as I allude to above...the problem is not getting there too soon. So for couple play, female toys have a role, while male toys maybe don't. That said, maybe we need to change that.
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Very good point. And a woman can often cum multiple times, which gives an option for orgasms via diverse methods in the same session. I do think a man can be edged very effectively in couple play by an attentive partner, if he is willing, communicative and trusting. Toys can come into play there without risk of getting him there too soon, I'd say, if you learn it together.

It is indeed , and the addition of some lotion or lube enhances it deliciously. However, I d think a little try of some anal toys at the same time enhances the final outcome too. I am yet to try a dildo or vibe in me at the same times as the hand and lotion, but it seems a natural progression given the difference a glass plug makes.

That makes sense in terms of what we are told of the pleasure of prostate stimulation for a man. Either as a means to orgasm, or as an additional stimulus.

Glass plug? That's a brave start I much prefer the more giving silicon type myself, I've never got on well with the non-yielding ones.

 

[LucyCanyon]

Very good point. And a woman can often cum multiple times, which gives an option for orgasms via diverse methods in the same session. I do think a man can be edged very effectively in couple play by an attentive partner, if he is willing, communicative and trusting. Toys can come into play there without risk of getting him there too soon, I'd say, if you learn it together.



That makes sense in terms of what we are told of the pleasure of prostate stimulation for a man. Either as a means to orgasm, or as an additional stimulus.

Glass plug? That's a brave start I much prefer the more giving silicon type myself, I've never got on well with the non-yielding ones.

Arriving much earlier than my female fellow participant in fun and games is one of the things that has always happened ... sadly.... so I empathise with lake sailors concern. The toys, hands, lips etc are there to elicit at least two for a partner before I feel comfortable at enjoying my own.

Does a toy definition include bdsm play stuff - nipple clamps for example? One partner really used to enjoy those applied early and rugged and pulled as the session developed

As for brace taking on a glass plug... I did start with more giving ones, and still have a couple of them, but this is a different feeling of full and as orgasm strikes there is no moving away from the pleasant intrusion that makes it much more intense!

 

[Johnny1968]

Womanizer review by Johnny

How it got started
My wife and I were watching “Late night with Conan” and sex expert and urologist Dr. Berman was on touting this unbelievable sex gadget called a Womanizer that really caught my wife’s attention. It is touchless and gently pulls an orgasm out of you over and over. It uses air flow to instantly increasing your libido by maximizing bloodflow to your clitoris. Better than Viagra for a man. She has never really liked sex toys, but this sounded amazing. Like a miracle really.

Dr. Berman, Oprah, Cosmo, Glamor, Elle, etc. all rave about it. She was so curious about it, but played it off. After researching it, I showed her the video of three women who tried it. By the look on her face, knew I had to buy it. While she acted reluctant and shy at first, she knew she was too curious to not at least try it a couple of times. The rest is history. It is even better than claimed.

Dr. Laura Berman on Conan
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iU-pKqp3d0M

Three woman tried it
https://vimeo.com/239021847

How it works
The name is awful. The Womanizer. It is German made and the better translation is Pleasurer. We call it the microwave because it takes her from cold to hot in an instant. It is not vibrator or something for penetration. It is touchless and uses pleasure air on the clitoris. And it rings orgasms in under a minute even if she was not turned on at all before. It also heightens her libido. It really is like instant Viagra for women. And instead of desensitizing or numbing her like vibrators, it increases sensitivity and makes her more receptive and ready for passionate sex.

There could be a short 5-10 minute learning curve the first few times as you learn where to place it. But once you figure out where it goes exactly and the suction seals completely on your clit and you let it do the work, O.M.G! Once it seals, it will gently suck and throb your clit and cause it to pleasurably swell. You will cum as many times as you want. It took my wife just a few minutes for it to work the first time. Because it increases sensitivity and pleasure, she says it gets better and better each time she uses it. If also improves her orgasms in regular sex because her body has learned its orgasmic pleasure potential. Each climax growing longer and stronger and more intense.

Best review and explanation
http://dickandjanesnaughtyspot.com/blog/4447002/Womanizer-Review/1531178

Husband’s perspective
https://ahusbandspassion.com/2017/01/14/her-review-the-womanizer-pro40/amp/

How it works
https://www.womanizer.com/us/how-it-works

What it feels like
Women describe the orgasms like the best oral sex ever. Better than the kind of orgasms you get in a bath when the hot sensual water flows over your clit just right. Or when you place your clit right under the tub faucet. Or how a jacuzzi jet or shower massager feels on your clit. Way better than any vibrator or the Hitachi magic wand or Sybian.

It relentlessly and consistently gently pulls and sucks and pulses the orgasm out of you over and over heightening pleasure and tension and because it does not overstimulate or numb, it increases your desire making you more responsive to sex. While sucking the swollen clitoris into submission giving shattering climax after climax, it causes the g-spot to swell and the deep spot to open up, awakening your desire for penetration and vaginal deep orgasm. In other words, it makes you DTF. Deep and hard. Great on nipples also.

Any woman who loves warm sensual water lapping or pulsing on her clit or oral sex will love the Womanizer.

Almost passed out using it
http://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1123353/womanizer-sex-toy/amp

Sucks clit into submission
https://devianttkitten.com/2015/06/14/review-womanizer/

Microwaved Viagra for Women
This thing is the greatest aphrodisiac and libido booster ever. My wife always wanted a libido pill like Viagra or to be able to flip a switch. Like Dr. Berman says, every single woman needs help in the libido department. With daily stresses, hormones, monthly cycles, etc., women don’t always have time or testosterone to get horny. She says men are like microwaves and women are like crock pots. But once women are turned on, they are much more sexual than men.

My wife usually has to be stress free and relaxed and mind cleared. Usually take a nap, a hot bath, and read a romance novel for an hour to get going. Not anymore. This is her switch to flip. Just turn it on and in 1 minute or so, she goes from being ice cold from the freezer to steaming hot like Christian Grey just tied her up and went down on her for an hour.

She calls it her miracle device. Something she always hoped for and now it actually exists.

Viagra works in a man by allowing blood to flow to the penis easier. Women need something similar. They need a swollen clit. The Womanizer gently sucks and increases bloodflow in the clitoris immediately whether she is turned on or not, so it instantly turns her on. Her clit has so much bloodflow, g-spot is so swollen, and the deep spot is exposed and open, that she immediately gets wet and wanton and ready for sex. When she uses this, she can be as wild, free, insatiable, and uninhibited as she wants and blame it on the Womanizer. Like reading Fifty Shades for the first time. She can act on all her fantasies and desires without any embarrassment or judgment. Just pleasure. This is a Microwaved for women and a marriage liberator!

Men are matches and women are ovens. Womanizer frees women to be flamethrowers.
https://bawdybookworms.com/meet-your-new-lover-the-womanizer/

Losing fat
In addition, we have both lost that stubborn belly fat due to all the calorie burning orgasms and sex. We have to eat right and exercise a little also, but this thing made the difference. We have tons less stress, more energy, and this thing will even cure migraines.

Sex helps you lose weight
https://www.sharecare.com/health/sex-and-relationships/article/sex-helps-you-lose-weight

Our sex life
She doesn’t feel guilty about reading romance novels and masturbating while using it because I bought it for her. We named the device after my middle name, so it is our naughty fun code word. As a matter of fact, when she uses it alone, it guarantees that I am going to get it later because it does not overstimulate her and leaves her wanting sex.

The only orgasms better than the one it gives her, are the ones we have during sex after she has just used it and her clit has ultimate bloodflow and sensitivity. We many times include it in our lovemaking.

My wife and I now have the best orgasms of our life and more of them. She even squirts now. A lot more experimentation and more fun since the Womanizer helps her libido and helps her become less inhibited. I get the best deep throat blow jobs now while she is using. She has found out that she loves anal. Like Dr. Berman says, anal play (licking, plugs, fingering, sex) is recommended to bring on the most powerful orgasms for a woman.

This thing is a great starter for sex and foreplay. I can just pull it out and ask my wife to use it. She might be reluctant or unenthusiastic or even mad at first, but in just seconds, all her stress is gone and she is floating with pleasure. It is great to use during sex. Penetration and the Womanizer is a whole new ball game. As one reviewer said, “Who wouldn’t want to experience the miracle of oral sex while being fucked?” And a fabulous way to finish her off in the most delicious way when I am done or getting ready to go again.

She can also use it alone or while reading or taking a bath. Just means more for me and more pleasure for her. Our only deal is that she gives me a code in a text (my middle name) when I am not around and she uses it, and that I get some when I get home. She is more than ready and willing. I sometimes keep it under lock and key and make her beg for it, or tie her up and use it on her and then fuck her silly. All fun and games with my beloved wife. We have never been happier.

Position guide for using it solo and as couples
https://bobsandknobs.com/for-her/best-positions-womanizer/amp/

Testing
They tested it on all types of woman and it worked on 100% of them. It is perfect for women who have never orgasmed, don’t have time, low libido, high libido, menopausal, college age, widows, lesbians, and even women who don’t like toys. Because it delivers touchless unparalleled pleasure. Multiple pleasure. Quickly and every time. Whether they were in the mood or not. It literally softly pulls incredible orgasms out of you and heightens sensitivity and pleasure and increases your libido by increasing bloodflow in her clit.

Study shows it works for 100% of all kinds of women. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT! 50% orgasmed in less than a minute.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-rel...women-with-orgasmic-difficulty-300376126.html

All the woman LOVED it
https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/ke...ed-to-orgasm-in-three-minutes-using-the-woman

Amazon reviews
These things were $500 at first (and worth every penny), but now are around $79. Best money you will ever spend.

She was so reluctant and coy to try at first, now she is just like a thousand of the other reviewers and says just buy the damn thing and try it and return if you don’t like it.

Who should want one? One reviewer says, “Anyone with a clitoris.” Another said, “How can you not love something that takes you from ZERO to HOLY FUCK in an instant?”

All women who hear about the Womanizer are super curious about it. Every woman needs to satisfy that curiosity and find out what her body is truly capable of. The best model is the Womanizer Pro40 or if you want a longer handle, the Plus model. Both will give you instant pleasure. Guaranteed pleasure. Multiple pleasure. Mutual pleasure. Heightened need for pleasure. Touchless gentle sucking swelling the clit, creating a yearning for sex as it relentlessly pulls delicious orgasm after orgasm out of you.

Amazon review
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review...mt?ie=UTF8&pageNumber=1&filterByStar=positive



Explicit and NSFW
Explicit Testing
https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/ph...he-new-womanizer-2go-and-i-cum-i-cum-i-cuuumm

Explicit Review
https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/ph5a7084feb36f1/crazy-huge-orgasm-womanizer-sex-toy-unboxing-review

Woman literally has 25 orgasms in one hour
https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/ph59a865724f8f6/orgasm-challenge-by-yonitale

 

[tinglebliss]

I highly recommend a 'Womanizer'. I have tried and tested it quite a few times now!

I have found that starting from cold with it can be very frustrating (30 minutes of fumbling without reward isn't a way to go!). I recommend collecting your favourite gadgets around you and playing with other ones first. Maybe they're satisfying or just a good build up. When you think you have had enough warming up, then start on the Womanizer. It will then blow your mind and body all in one go!

 

[LucyCanyon]

I highly recommend a 'Womanizer'. I have tried and tested it quite a few times now!

I have found that starting from cold with it can be very frustrating (30 minutes of fumbling without reward isn't a way to go!). I recommend collecting your favourite gadgets around you and playing with other ones first. Maybe they're satisfying or just a good build up. When you think you have had enough warming up, then start on the Womanizer. It will then blow your mind and body all in one go!

This does counter the previous eulogy that suggests it’s effects are relatively instant and certainly not long in appearing, from cold or otherwise. Have you discussed with other users to see how they found it, it sounds a good purchase but perhaps not as immediately knee trembling as I first though?

 

[numeniusa]

I highly recommend a 'Womanizer'. I have tried and tested it quite a few times now!

I have found that starting from cold with it can be very frustrating (30 minutes of fumbling without reward isn't a way to go!). I recommend collecting your favourite gadgets around you and playing with other ones first. Maybe they're satisfying or just a good build up. When you think you have had enough warming up, then start on the Womanizer. It will then blow your mind and body all in one go!

This does counter the previous eulogy that suggests it’s effects are relatively instant and certainly not long in appearing, from cold or otherwise. Have you discussed with other users to see how they found it, it sounds a good purchase but perhaps not as immediately knee trembling as I first though?

I can't recall whether I've ever started with my Womanizer 'cold'. I think probably not, because it is so fast acting, it would be disappointing not to have more slow warm-up. That said, the instructions do say to add a drop of lube before you use it, which, if you're warmed up is not really necessary. *grins* I reckon it would work fine from 'cold' for me if I just wanted a very quick solo release, but it's not a situation I ever really find myself in.

I'd also say that once you're used to it, the lowest setting is very, very gentle. So you can take your time if you want to by staying on the lowest settings for a longer build. I don't think I've ever got past level four, I don't even know how many there actually are

 

[mortis]

Best review ever even with links that are explicit and real. I hate the teasing youtube vids on toys.

How it got started
My wife and I were watching “Late night with Conan” and sex expert and urologist Dr. Berman was on touting this unbelievable sex gadget called a Womanizer that really caught my wife’s attention. It is touchless and gently pulls an orgasm out of you over and over using air flow to instantly increasing your libido by maximizing bloodflow to your clitoris. Better than Viagra for a man. She has never really liked sex gadgets, but this sounded amazing. Like a miracle really. Dr. Berman, Oprah, Cosmo, Glamor, Elle, etc. all rave about it. She was so curious about it, but played it off. After researching it, I showed her the video of three women who tried it. By the look on her face, knew I had to buy it. While she acted reluctant and shy at first, she knew she was too curious to not at least try it a couple of times. The rest is history. It is even better than claimed.

Dr. Laura Berman on Conan
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iU-pKqp3d0M

Three woman tried it
https://vimeo.com/239021847

How it works
The name is awful. The Womanizer. It is German made and the better translation is Pleasurer. We call it the microwave because it takes her from cold to hot in an instant. It is not vibrator or something for penetration. It is touchless and uses pleasure air on the clitoris bringing on the best orgasms and pleasure of her life. Multiple orgasms. And it can do it in under a minute even if she was not turned on at all before. It also heightens her libido. It really is like instant Viagra for women. And instead of desensitizing or numbing her like vibrators, it increases sensitivity and makes her more receptive and ready for passionate sex.

There could be a short 5-10 minute learning curve the first few times as you learn where to place it. But once you figure out where it goes exactly and the suction seals completely on your clit and you let it do the work, O.M.G! Once it seals, it will gently suck and throb your clit and cause it to pleasurably swell getting you wetter and wetter. You will cum as many times as you want. It took my wife just a few minutes for it to work the first time. Because it increases sensitivity and pleasure, she says it gets better and better each time she uses it. If also improves her orgasms in regular sex because her body has learned its orgasmic pleasure potential. Each climax growing longer and stronger and more intense.

Best review and explanation
http://dickandjanesnaughtyspot.com/blog/4447002/Womanizer-Review/1531178

Husband’s perspective
https://ahusbandspassion.com/2017/01/14/her-review-the-womanizer-pro40/amp/

How it works
https://www.womanizer.com/us/how-it-works

What it feels like
Women describe the orgasms like the best oral sex ever. Better than the kind of orgasms you get in a hot bath when the sensual water flows over your clit just right. Or you place your clit right under the tub faucet. Or how a jacuzzi jet or shower massager feels on your clit. Way better than any vibrator or the Hitachi magic wand or Sybian. It literally relentlessly and consistently gently pulls and sucks and pulses the orgasm out of you over and over heightening pleasure and tension and because it does not overstimulate or numb, it increases your desire making you more responsive to sex. While sucking the swollen clitoris into submission giving shattering climax after climax, it causes the g-spot to swell and the deep spot to open up, awakening your desire for penetration and vaginal deep orgasm. Yes, those spots do exist. In other words, it makes you DTF. Deep and hard. Great on nipples also, even giving nipplegasms to men and women alike.

Any woman who loves warm sensual water lapping or pulsing on her clit or oral sex will love the Womanizer.

Almost passed out using it
http://www.sheknows.com/love-and-sex/articles/1123353/womanizer-sex-toy/amp

Sucks clit into submission
https://devianttkitten.com/2015/06/14/review-womanizer/

Microwaved Viagra for Women
This thing is the greatest aphrodisiac and libido booster ever. My wife always wanted a libido pill like Viagra or to be able to flip a switch. Like Dr. Berman says, every single woman needs help in the libido department. With daily stresses, hormones, monthly cycles, etc., women don’t always have time or testosterone to get horny. She says men are like microwaves and women are like crock pots. But once women are turned on, they are much more sexual than men. My wife usually has to be stress free and relaxed and mind cleared. Usually take a nap, a hot bath, and read a romance novel for an hour to get going. Not anymore. This is her switch to flip. Just turn it on and in 1 minute or so, she goes from being ice cold from the freezer to steaming hot like Christian Grey just tied her up and went down on her for an hour.

She calls it her miracle device or a blessing. Something she always hoped for and now it exists.

Viagra works in a man by allowing blood to flow in the penis easier if he is turned on. Women need something similar. They need a swollen clit. The Womanizer gently sucks and increases bloodflow in the clitoris immediately whether she is turned on or not, so it instantly turns her on. Her clit has so much bloodflow, g-spot is so swollen, and the deep spot is exposed and open, that she immediately gets wet and wanton and ready for sex. When she uses this, she can be as wild, free, insatiable, and uninhibited as she wants and blame it on the Womanizer. Like reading Fifty Shades for the first time. She can act on all her fantasies and desires without any embarrassment or judgment. Just pleasure. This is Microwaved Viagra for women and a marriage liberator!

Men are matches and women are ovens. Womanizer frees women to be flamethrowers.
https://bawdybookworms.com/meet-your-new-lover-the-womanizer/

Losing fat
In addition, we have both lost that stubborn belly fat due to all the calorie burning orgasms and sex. We have to eat right and exercise a little also, but this thing made the difference. We have tons less stress, more energy, and this thing will even cure migraines.

Sex helps you lose weight
https://www.sharecare.com/health/sex-and-relationships/article/sex-helps-you-lose-weight

Our sex life
She doesn’t feel guilty about reading romance novels and masturbating while using it because I bought it for her. We named the device after my middle name, so it is our naughty fun code word. As a matter of fact, when she uses it alone, it guarantees that I am going to get it later because it does not overstimulate her and leaves her wanting sex.

The only orgasms better than the one it gives her, are the ones we have during sex after she has just used it and her clit has ultimate bloodflow and sensitivity. We many times include it in our lovemaking. My wife and I now have the best orgasms of our life and more of them. She even squirts now since the g-spot is so engorged. Yes, squirting is real. A lot more experimentation and more fun since the Womanizer helps her libido and helps her become less inhibited. I get the best deep throat blow jobs now while she is using. She has found out that she loves anal. Like Dr. Berman says, anal play (licking, plugs, fingering, sex) brings on the most powerful orgasms for a woman. She highly recommends anal and says there is no reason for woman not to enjoy anal play.



This thing is a great starter for sex and foreplay. I can just pull it out and ask my wife to use it. She might be reluctant or unenthusiastic at first, but in just seconds, all her stress is gone and she is floating with pleasure. It is great to use during sex. Penetration and the Womanizer is a whole new ball game. As one reviewer said, “Who wouldn’t want to experience the miracle of oral sex while being fucked?” And a fabulous way to finish her off in the most delicious way when I am done or getting ready to go again.

She can also use it alone or while reading or taking a bath. Just means more for me and more pleasure for her. Our only deal is that she gives me a code in a text (microwave or my middle name) when I am not around and she uses it, and that I get some when I get home. She is more than ready and willing. I sometimes keep it under lock and key and make her beg for it, or tie her up and use it on her and then fuck her silly. All fun and games with my beloved wife. We have never been happier.

Position guide for using it solo and as couples
https://www.google.com/amp/s/bobsandknobs.com/for-her/best-positions-womanizer/amp/

Testing
They tested it on all types of woman and it worked on 100% of them. It is perfect for women who have never orgasmed. Perfect for women who have low libido. Perfect for wives with libido less than their husbands. Perfect for women with high libido. Perfect for women who take a long time to orgasm. Perfect for menopausal women and college age women. Perfect for widows. Perfect for lesbians. Perfect for women who love sex and love pleasure. Perfect for those who never liked toys because it is touchless. Perfect for women who love pleasure in a hot bath or shower because it is waterproof. Perfect for women with a great sex life or crappy sex life or no sex life. Because it delivers unparalleled pleasure. Multiple pleasure. Quickly and every time. Whether they were in the mood or not. A lot of the appeal is that it is touchless and waterproof. It literally softly pulls incredible orgasms out of you and heightens sensitivity and pleasure and increases your libido by increasing bloodflow in her clit.

Study shows it works for 100% of all kinds of women. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT! 50% orgasmed in less than a minute.
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-rel...women-with-orgasmic-difficulty-300376126.html

All the woman LOVED it
https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/ke...ed-to-orgasm-in-three-minutes-using-the-woman

Amazon reviews
These things were $500 at first (and worth every penny), but now are around $79. Best money you will ever spend.

She was so reluctant and coy to try at first, now she is just like a thousand of the other reviewers and says just buy the damn thing and try it and return if you don’t like it.

Who should want one? One reviewer says, “Anyone with a clitoris.” Another said, “How can you not love something that takes you from ZERO to HOLY FUCK in an instant?”

All women who hear about the Womanizer are super curious about it. Every woman needs to satisfy that curiosity and find out what her body is truly capable of. The best model is the Womanizer Pro40 or if you want a longer handle, the Plus model. Both will give you instant microwaved Viagra for women and ultimate pleasure. Guaranteed pleasure. Multiple pleasure. Mutual pleasure. Heightened need for pleasure. Touchless gentle sucking increasing bloodflow to a swollen clit, creating a yearning for sex as it relentlessly pulls delicious orgasm after orgasm out of you.

Amazon review
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review...mt?ie=UTF8&pageNumber=1&filterByStar=positive



Explicit and NSFW
Explicit Testing
https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/ph...he-new-womanizer-2go-and-i-cum-i-cum-i-cuuumm

Explicit Review
https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/ph5a7084feb36f1/crazy-huge-orgasm-womanizer-sex-toy-unboxing-review

 

[tinglebliss]

This does counter the previous eulogy that suggests it’s effects are relatively instant and certainly not long in appearing, from cold or otherwise. Have you discussed with other users to see how they found it, it sounds a good purchase but perhaps not as immediately knee trembling as I first though?

The effects are pretty instant, but you need to get the clit awake and pumping before you get the benefits. You don't get a hard on without seeing/thinking of something!

 

[LucyCanyon]

The effects are pretty instant, but you need to get the clit awake and pumping before you get the benefits. You don't get a hard on without seeing/thinking of something!

Fair comment, and cumming without being hard is not something to work in!

The reviews seemed to suggest it did both the arousing and the orgasm delivery, but in partner play there still seems a role for the other half if you want, a bit of help preparing and then enjoy the effects?

 

[Johnny1968]

Johnny’s wife here. I was a little upset at him when he bought the Womanizer. Toys just aren’t my thing and I can be a little shy. Thought our sex life was great. Well it was, but I had to admit my libido was down.

He loves it when I am turned on, and I do too, but who has time to get turned on? Three teenagers in the house. Full time job. House to take care of. Ball games to go to. Dinner and clothes to worry about. I worry about my weight and looks. I mean dang, I just want some free time. But I do love sex. And it is true that women have a greater sexual pleasure potential than men. We just have to get going to get there. Like I say, “Men are like microwaves and women are like crock pots.”

I have wished for a libido pill, aphrodisiac, or something for forever. Women have wanted something like this from the dawn of time to help. Romance novels and hormones have helped, but not near enough or fast enough. They just take a long time. Foreplay is awesome. When you have time.

The Womanizer makes ridiculous promises. Touchless orgasm. Small and quiet. Literally pulls orgasms out of you using pleasure air technology that sucks, blows, and pulses your clit with gentle air waves. Rhythmically throbbing your clit, maximizing bloodflow. Swelling your g-spot and opening your deep spot. No overstimulation or numbing. Just continued pleasure. Orgasm in under a minute. Multiple powerful orgasms. Supercharges your libido. Gets you from 0 to 100 instantly. Feels amazing on his or her nipples. Waterproof for tub use. Women raving about it. No freaking way all that could be true. I called BS. Whatever.

But I must admit I was privately wondering how it felt after reading all these reviews praising it. I also watching a video or two and heard what the experts like Dr. Laura Berman and Dr. Emily Morse say. No way it is that pleasurable. But maybe it was true. What if it is true?

Johnny said just try and if I don’t like it, we can send it back. I agreed, but I was shy, a little nervous, unsure, reluctant, but curious. Oh, so secretly curious. So we played with it for a little while, and once the soft silky silicone sealed around my clit - HOLY FUCK! My eyes rolled back. One minute with that libido device feels like Christian Grey has tied me up and been going down on me for hours. There are no words to describe the pleasure. It wasn’t like a toy, it was sensual and erotic. I was wet and swollen and ready. I needed hard and deep penetration. Now. The sex we had was mind blowing and soul crashing.

That was 6 months ago. That was 20 pounds ago. That was 1000 fat melting orgasms ago. My husband and I are are like teenagers in heat and my pleasure literally keeps getting better and better. This thing trains and teaches your body to receive more and more pleasure. I even squirt now. Never felt or looked better. Less headaches and healthier.

We are way more adventurous now and explore new things like anal and oral play. Can’t believe I am admitting this, but I love anal play (licking, plugs, sex, dp) and deep throating him. My libido is through the roof, no drugs needed.

I get to act on all my fantasies and just blame it on the Womanizer. No shame or embarrassment. Just pleasure. Husband loves it because he is getting more sex than he can handle.

It is also a must have for times when one of my romance novels gets too steamy and Johnny isn’t around. Masturbation is wrong if it weakens your desire for your husband or if it means you will deny your partner when he wants it. But masturbation in a marriage is hot when communicated or shared. I just send him a naughty text using his middle name. He knows that it heightens my desire for him and it means sex will be great when he gets home or that night. And he loves it when I use it while I read and we are together or we are messing around increasing my pleasure and libido even more.

This thing in the tub or shower is heaven. Waterproof.

Quickies are amazing now. They used to just be for him. Now they are for both of us. The clit is the key. Once it becomes instantly swollen, the mind and libido and lust immediately follow. If I am not in the mood, we can pull this out and in just a few moments I am ready to make out and DTF. My clit and g-spot become engorged and my deep spot opens and is ready to be filled and reached by his thankfully large 7 inch cock. I am so swollen and wet that he feels enormous penetrating and stretching me. I feel as tight as a virgin.

My sex life and pleasure keeps increasing and now my husband has trouble keeping up with me. Which makes me feel strong, triumphant, fulfilled, and satisfied. It is like something hidden inside has awakened and I feel powerful with a strong libido making him fulfill my fantasies and do unspeakable naughty things to me. Thank goodness for his new Viagra prescription!

This thing is Black Magic aphrodisiac on a stick.

Husbands, just buy it. Let her be upset to begin with. Blame it on me. Show her these reviews. Let her scroll up to my husband’s review and read the links and watch some videos. She can’t help but be a little curious and try it. After a few times playing with it and it seals around her clit, her life will be forever changed.

Ladies, I and thousands of other women highly recommend the Womanizer for anyone with a clit. Nuff said.

Dr. Emily Morse review
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yfuUMh-h9iI

You Tube review
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EvXXkX_1Tns

 

[numeniusa]

I've been meaning to drop in to talk about this for a while:

It's called a 'Wartenberg pinwheel'. Some places call it a 'medical fetish' toy, or a 'pain' toy. Looks pretty scary.

I don't think I would ever have contemplated one of these had a play partner not brought one along to a tryst with my man and me. It could be painful if you wanted it to be, I'm sure, but if you use it lightly it's a delightful sensation, sort of prickly but not painful at all. Like someone tracing shapes on you with a fingernail. Very enjoyable.

I imagine you could do funky things to pastry with it too. Once it had been through the dishwasher....

 

[LostGirlTink]

I've been meaning to drop in to talk about this for a while:

It's called a 'Wartenberg pinwheel'. Some places call it a 'medical fetish' toy, or a 'pain' toy. Looks pretty scary.

I don't think I would ever have contemplated one of these had a play partner not brought one along to a tryst with my man and me. It could be painful if you wanted it to be, I'm sure, but if you use it lightly it's a delightful sensation, sort of prickly but not painful at all. Like someone tracing shapes on you with a fingernail. Very enjoyable.

I imagine you could do funky things to pastry with it too. Once it had been through the dishwasher....

Ok this is my favorite sentence in this thread. I can't stop giggling.

 

[numeniusa]

Ok this is my favorite sentence in this thread. I can't stop giggling.

Wouldn't that be fun, though? Serving some beautiful pastry concoction with 'prick' marks in the top. None of the guests knowing that the previous time that implement was used, it was disappearing into the cleft between...

*coughs*

As I say. Dishwasher....

 

[LostGirlTink]

Wouldn't that be fun, though? Serving some beautiful pastry concoction with 'prick' marks in the top. None of the guests knowing that the previous time that implement was used, it was disappearing into the cleft between...

*coughs*

As I say. Dishwasher....

*Grins*
I like you.

 

[DarkSimian]

Ok, I'm not going to go back and read ALL the previous posts; but I believe the topic is "male sex toys" and here's my take on it.

From time to time, I purchase movies from a popular adult store. Often times, they include "free gifts" with purchase. Mostly, they are sex toys (both male and female), lubes, condoms, or "enhancement products". Since I do not have a regular, local female partner, those toys don't serve a need. The lubes and condoms expire. And the "male toys" just seem sad and pointless to me. But I hate to throw them away (1) they were free, and (2) I don't necessarily want them going into the dumpster. So now I have a box of unused sex toys.

The question is; what to do with them?

 

[tnman03]

I've been meaning to drop in to talk about this for a while:

It's called a 'Wartenberg pinwheel'. Some places call it a 'medical fetish' toy, or a 'pain' toy. Looks pretty scary.

I don't think I would ever have contemplated one of these had a play partner not brought one along to a tryst with my man and me. It could be painful if you wanted it to be, I'm sure, but if you use it lightly it's a delightful sensation, sort of prickly but not painful at all. Like someone tracing shapes on you with a fingernail. Very enjoyable.

I imagine you could do funky things to pastry with it too. Once it had been through the dishwasher....

First of all what a remarkable story. I actually recognized the above adaptive tool/toy for its original purpose. Now I won't be able to keep from remembering Numi's story the next time I visit a doctors office and see one of the above.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Ok, I'm not going to go back and read ALL the previous posts; but I believe the topic is "male sex toys" and here's my take on it.

From time to time, I purchase movies from a popular adult store. Often times, they include "free gifts" with purchase. Mostly, they are sex toys (both male and female), lubes, condoms, or "enhancement products". Since I do not have a regular, local female partner, those toys don't serve a need. The lubes and condoms expire. And the "male toys" just seem sad and pointless to me. But I hate to throw them away (1) they were free, and (2) I don't necessarily want them going into the dumpster. So now I have a box of unused sex toys.

The question is; what to do with them?

I have a toy graveyard. This is an issue for me too. It seems super wasteful to just throw out $200 toys because they didn't do it for me the way I wanted them to, I know I'm not the only one that has that issue. They really need to figure out a better exchange policy. That was actually the whole reason I started the thread originally. REAL reviews.

 

[numeniusa]

*Grins*
I like you.

Come to dinner...

First of all what a remarkable story. I actually recognized the above adaptive tool/toy for its original purpose. Now I won't be able to keep from remembering Numi's story the next time I visit a doctors office and see one of the above.

Here's the medical history: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wartenberg_wheel

I wonder what other medical equipment has been 'repurposed' in this way...

Ok, I'm not going to go back and read ALL the previous posts; but I believe the topic is "male sex toys" and here's my take on it.

From time to time, I purchase movies from a popular adult store. Often times, they include "free gifts" with purchase. Mostly, they are sex toys (both male and female), lubes, condoms, or "enhancement products". Since I do not have a regular, local female partner, those toys don't serve a need. The lubes and condoms expire. And the "male toys" just seem sad and pointless to me. But I hate to throw them away (1) they were free, and (2) I don't necessarily want them going into the dumpster. So now I have a box of unused sex toys.

The question is; what to do with them?

You'd seriously think there would be places you could donate condoms you won't use before they expire. I suppose the issue is that they could have been sabotaged by an evil person... Not you, DS, obviously. But if I needed them for protection I think I'd only accept them from a trusted friend or relative. And that's a weird conversation to be having....

 

[Mindfondler]

I've been meaning to drop in to talk about this for a while:

It's called a 'Wartenberg pinwheel'. Some places call it a 'medical fetish' toy, or a 'pain' toy. Looks pretty scary.

Tinglebliss and I have two of those: one conventional one and another pimped-up version with two hinged heads each equipped with five pointy wheels.

I don't think I would ever have contemplated one of these had a play partner not brought one along to a tryst with my man and me. It could be painful if you wanted it to be, I'm sure, but if you use it lightly it's a delightful sensation, sort of prickly but not painful at all. Like someone tracing shapes on you with a fingernail. Very enjoyable.

I imagine you could do funky things to pastry with it too. Once it had been through the dishwasher....

It's also an excellent accessory to use with a Violet Wand. All of those tiny sharp conductive points combined with high voltages (albeit tiny currents) yield some exquisite sensations — at least, judging by the squeals and squeaks that Tinglebliss emits.
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