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[entitled]

Hidden cameras. Really!

You can tell if a hen is laying (instead of molting) because her comb will get bigger and redder - when she's laying it's like she's in heat and that's how they attract roosters.

 

[MathGirl]

Hen party

Hidden cameras. Really!

You can tell if a hen is laying (instead of molting) because her comb will get bigger and redder - when she's laying it's like she's in heat and that's how they attract roosters.

Dear Entitled,
Thank God you posted the answer to the hen question. I wouldn't have gotten a wink of sleep all night, wondering about that. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Diane the Eternally Grateful

 

[entitled]

Just for that, i've got another one. What is the only venomous mammal?

*grumbles about fumbly fingers*

 

[Guest]

Bear! You naughty, naughty boy!

You're telling all my secrets! What I do in the privacy of my own mind with wildsweetone....well, that will soon be appearing in a story anyway. So behave!

I remain,

 

[gauchecritic]

Re: GC's motto

Dear Gauche,

Could you restate those things in American? I'm looking for a motto, and that might be useful, if I knew what it meant.

Hold on a sec Diane 'til I answer this.

Entitled is probably under the impression that the ONLY venomous mammal is the duckbilled platypus but there is another.

right, to mottos;

Chuff=virtually any expletive eg 'fuck' 'monkeys' or 'tiny rat's ass'

Being arsed off is similar to being pissed off, and surely you know what bollocks is/are?

Gauche

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: GC's motto

Hold on a sec Diane 'til I answer this.

Entitled is probably under the impression that the ONLY venomous mammal is the duckbilled platypus but there is another.

right, to mottos;

Chuff=virtually any expletive eg 'fuck' 'monkeys' or 'tiny rat's ass'

Being arsed off is similar to being pissed off, and surely you know what bollocks is/are?

Gauche

Dear Gauche,
Thank you for clarifying that. To make sure I have it correct, I'll use those terms in a sentence.

"Bollocks you, Chuff. Go arse youself."

Okay? I think I'll say that to someone at the mall today.

Venemous mammal? How about Sub Joe?

 

[wildsweetone]

Re: Bear! You naughty, naughty boy!

You're telling all my secrets! What I do in the privacy of my own mind with wildsweetone....well, that will soon be appearing in a story anyway. So behave!

I remain,

uh oh... you're not going to tell them that are you honey?


venomous mammal... can't be a snake, i've never seen nipples on a snake... mind you... i've never actually seen a snake either...

 

[entitled]

There's more than just the platypus?

 

[bearlee]

Well, if it's not Thesandcreacher that roams Utah, it can only be the short-tailed shrew that probably hangs out in Aussieland or somewhere like that. Used to have one I tamed named wildsweetone, but alas, she' gone now!

 

[wildsweetone]

Well, if it's not Thesandcreacher that roams Utah, it can only be the short-tailed shrew that probably hangs out in Aussieland or somewhere like that. Used to have one I tamed named wildsweetone, but alas, she' gone now!

...such a charmer.

'Aussieland'? God I do so love those geographically challenged bearlee audible chappies...

 

[bearlee]

wildsweetone
So, sorry, Had to step out for a slash, but don't want to get myself up a gumtree here. Just trying to be kind to my dinki-di friends from Kiwi-nothing more, nothing less. I mean normally I'm a fair dinkum but I fear I've gone the gurgler here.

Guess I need to take sickie or get myself flash as a rat with a gold tooth and put on the wobbly boot. My throat is dry as a dead dingo's donger anyway. Maybe then, everything will be apples unless I go arse over tit!

 

[Guest]

Goodness bear......

You sure know how to charm the knickers off a lady don't cha?

I remain,

 

[wildsweetone]

wildsweetone
So, sorry, Had to step out for a slash, but don't want to get myself up a gumtree here. Just trying to be kind to my dinki-di friends from Kiwi-nothing more, nothing less. I mean normally I'm a fair dinkum but I fear I've gone the gurgler here.

Guess I need to take sickie or get myself flash as a rat with a gold tooth and put on the wobbly boot. My throat is dry as a dead dingo's donger anyway. Maybe then, everything will be apples unless I go arse over tit!

More Australian you couldn't get. Pity it's a completely different country with completely different euphuisms though... you were doing so well up until the 'so sorry' bit.

 

[bearlee]

To my good friend Thesandman: Ay? Don't get your knackers in an uproar. I didn't know Utah was up yet but I can see you're as busy as a one-legged bloke in an arse kicking contest today. For me, I have to go-can fart arse around-have some work to do.

To wildsweetone: But I did bust a gut but fear I'm guts for garters now.

 

[bearlee]

Hey Sandman
By the way, I did check my other email and I'll look at that later-really do have some work to do.

 

[Guest]

Ah huh.........

You mean "Dawn" has work to do bear. I happen to know you keep her on leash while your at work. Kneeling on the floor in your office beneath your desk while you pretend to do important things on your computer....downloading all that "porn" while Dawn obediantly services your "wanky".


Ah huh.....sure. "I have work to do". Yeah, right.

I remain,

Oh...P.S.:

Wildsweetone:

Thank you for the other night.

Now I remain,

 

[bearlee]

LOL...Down Dawn...down girl...go fetch

 

[wildsweetone]

Re: Ah huh.........

Oh...P.S.:

Wildsweetone:

Thank you for the other night.

Now I remain,

Thank you for my rose dear, and I enjoyed every moment.