True Confessions..

[SweetErika]

*wondering what she's gonna do with a 'massager' and a baking mat.........*

*waits anxiously for some clue..............*

The baking mat will be used for baking...I have no clue how an 11"x16" thin piece of silicone could be used in the bedroom, though I'm sure the Lit community could come up with ideas.

 

[Bobmi357]

*wondering what she's gonna do with a 'massager' and a baking mat.........*

*waits anxiously for some clue..............*

It should be OBVIOUS what she's going to do. Hubby is going to lube up the mat and sit at one end holding the vibe. The mat is going to be placed on a steep incline and she's gonna slide onto the vibe just like the kids do with that water slide thingie they use in the summer time.

That was no big deal to figure out.

CAUTION: The above comment was meant to be humorous and not intended to actual use. Such maneuvers could cause severe bodily damage for which we will ridicule you greatly should you admit to such antics on this board. The Sturgeon General warns against such high velocity bodily insertions!

 

[crazybbwgirl]

The baking mat will be used for baking...I have no clue how an 11"x16" thin piece of silicone could be used in the bedroom, though I'm sure the Lit community could come up with ideas.

And just leave it to Bob to come up with a plausible idea at the very least! Lol

 

[Kissophile]

It should be OBVIOUS what she's going to do. Hubby is going to lube up the mat and sit at one end holding the vibe. The mat is going to be placed on a steep incline and she's gonna slide onto the vibe just like the kids do with that water slide thingie they use in the summer time.

That was no big deal to figure out.

CAUTION: The above comment was meant to be humorous and not intended to actual use. Such maneuvers could cause severe bodily damage for which we will ridicule you greatly should you admit to such antics on this board. The Sturgeon General warns against such high velocity bodily insertions!

So, Bob, would this warning be a sort of Caviar Temptor?

 

[Bobmi357]

So, Bob, would this warning be a sort of Caviar Temptor?

Personally if I were her hubby and she was really gonna try that, I'd chuck the vibe. Might as well use the real thing.

Its kinda like that trapeeze bit over the bed where she does a tripler gainer with a full body mount. If done right, it will get high marks (except from the canadian judges), if done wrong, call 911.

 

[bobsgirl]

So, Bob, would this warning be a sort of Caviar Temptor?

Caviar is NOT tempting, Kiss. *gag*

Have you ever had that stuff??

 

[Xectxny19X]

food confessions hu? I eat bamboo with hot sauce! mmmm...YUM!

 

[Kissophile]

Caviar is NOT tempting, Kiss. *gag*

Have you ever had that stuff??

Sure. In my view, though, the Greek dish taramasalata (fish roe salad) is tastier and more appetizing in appearance.

 

[bobsgirl]

Ah, a gourmet!

TC

The ending of tonight's episode of "Judging Amy" made me cry.

 

[Kissophile]

Ah, a gourmet!

TC

The ending of tonight's episode of "Judging Amy" made me cry.

More like a gourmand with wide experience, to tell the truth.

TC: During one period of my young adulthood, I ate out in a different restaurant for nearly 100 consecutive Saturday nights and I doubt it I ever spent more than $10 for any of the meals (circa 1975, by the way).

(Yes, an occasional moth does escape my wallet when I buy a round of drinks.)

 

[Brav0tm]

TC:I almost quit my job in Iraq this past weekend and had them send me back to the states!

TC:There are certain songs that will get me teary eyed

Mustard sandwich! Hmmm never tried that one!

 

[jacuzzigal]

TC: I get teary-eyed at a lot of things: TV shows, movies, the Olympics - even commercials (those Hallmark commercials get me every time!). I'm just...empathetic. Or pathetic?

 

[SweetErika]

TC: We have personally tested and highly recommend both the Wahl 7-in-1 and Wet lube. Preliminary testing, that is...a lot more is going to be necessary in the future. That Wahl is a multi-tasker too, especially for $9.99!

 

[English Lady]

tc :

I adore it when I get PM's from random people saying how sexy they think My AV is.


I love a good ego boost *L*

 

[blue112]

Im making a total fool of myself for this girl

 

[English Lady]

Im making a total fool of myself for this girl

Aww I think it's so cute when a man does that.


(don't be too much of a fool though )

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I can't stand my boss.

 

[Kissophile]

Re: Re: Re: Re: True Confessions..

Well...I start with one...

When we were little a great treat used to be a peanut butter and Miracle Whip sandwich on Wonder Bread. Real gourmet stuff.

TC: I just tried this out of curiosity and a perverse sense of humor.

It's not half bad, actually. The acidity of the MW complements the roundness of the peanut butter spread's flavor quite nicely. The MW, which is ordinarily a shade too strident on the palate for my taste, was softened by the peanut butter. The nose is a little shallow but it's a sensuous shallow; this reminds one of a mischievous Sunday School picnic date who lures the minister's son away from the group for a little unholy groping. It's joyously piquant with a hint of cherry in the finish.

 

[Cathleen]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: True Confessions..

TC: I just tried this out of curiosity and a perverse sense of humor.

It's not half bad, actually. The acidity of the MW complements the roundness of the peanut butter spread's flavor quite nicely. The MW, which is ordinarily a shade too strident on the palate for my taste, was softened by the peanut butter. The nose is a little shallow but it's a sensuous shallow; this reminds one of a mischievous Sunday School picnic date who lures the minister's son away from the group for a little unholy groping. It's joyously piquant with a hint of cherry in the finish.

LOL Hmmm, Lit's Resident Food Critic - yet another term for Kisso.

I used to LOVE Miracle Whip as a kid but there is no way I could deal with this one, even if I loved peanut butter this is a definite no-go. You sure are an interesting character study Kisso.

 

[bobsgirl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: True Confessions..

TC: I just tried this out of curiosity and a perverse sense of humor.

It's not half bad, actually. The acidity of the MW complements the roundness of the peanut butter spread's flavor quite nicely. The MW, which is ordinarily a shade too strident on the palate for my taste, was softened by the peanut butter. The nose is a little shallow but it's a sensuous shallow; this reminds one of a mischievous Sunday School picnic date who lures the minister's son away from the group for a little unholy groping. It's joyously piquant with a hint of cherry in the finish.

"Joyously piquant"? LMAO Kiss, you are one in a million!

It's been years since I've had it. I may have to sample it again--I'm all for a little unholy groping.

TC

I have a serious fondness for the Three Stooges.

*Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk*

 

[Nightbird]

TC... Bobsgirls new AV is kinda scarey..

 

[Nightbird]

TC I eat canned Ravioli with Taco Bell Hot sauce.. Yummy

 

[jacuzzigal]

TC I eat canned Ravioli with Taco Bell Hot sauce.. Yummy

TC just reading this gives me indigestion. Much worse than Bobsgirl's funky peanut butter and Miracle Whip concoctions...

 

[Nightbird]

TC... I've also been known to sometimes heat an entire can of Kidney Beans and eat them.

 

[Bobmi357]

TC... I've also been known to sometimes heat an entire can of Kidney Beans and eat them.

After which, his household qualifies as a chemical weapon of mass destruction.