True Confessions..

[entitled]

This sounds like a bad movie. Is Kevin Bacon available?

Last i heard he's married, sorry.

 

[Kissophile]

Last i heard he's married, sorry.

Shit!!! Now what do I do?

 

[entitled]

Shit!!! Now what do I do?

Learn the Footloose dance and go stalking?

 

[SweetErika]

TC: I just got a summons to appear for jury duty next month, and as long as I can do some schedule-shuffling, I won't mind going.

 

[Bobmi357]

Shit!!! Now what do I do?

Get either Leonardo Dicrapieo or Tom Cruise, both have about the same acting ability.

 

[Kissophile]

TC: I like to eat peanuts shells and all. (I'd joke that it's a good way to get fiber -- see the forties thread -- but I've been doing this since my college days when the bars gave away free peanuts to spur beer sales.

 

[entitled]

...when the bars gave away free peanuts to spur beer sales.

i still know a few places that give away free peanuts, and even let you throw the shells on the floor. Have DAMNED good-lookin drunk cowboys there, too! Not that i would notice or anything.

*cough*

TC: i've only been puking drunk once in my life.

 

[jacuzzigal]

TC: i've only been puking drunk once in my life.

TC: I've never been puking drunk.

 

[Nightbird]

TC I have been puking drunk.. I've been night sweat puking drunk..It's nothing to write home to mom about.

 

[Bobmi357]

(Snickers at all the puking drunks.) I don't drink and haven't touched a drop in years, even when I did drink I never let myself get to the point of being puking drunk. Heh so yeah, I'm snickering, and banging on the drum for your hangovers also.

 

[Nightbird]

I don't do that anymore.. I hardley ever drink anymore..

 

[Alyx]

I've never been puking drunk either. I've been drunk enough that by rights I should have been puking though. On my 21st birthday, I drank enough Tequila shots to float a ship full of sailors. And while I was able to make it out of the bar, into the car and later into the house under my own power, it was the first time anyone had ever seen human locomotion by lip power. Yes, I was stinking, walk-on-your-lips drunk. Had a hell of a time too. That's when I discovered that I don't get hung over. No matter how much I drink, I can hop out of bed in the morning and feel just fine. Except for the sore lips anyway.

I have several friends who are pukers when they drink. From the looks of it, it's not something that should come highly recommended. Nightbird's right. It's nothing to write home about, unless you're text-messaging Mom to ask her to call an ambulance because you just puked up your shoes.

 

[bobsgirl]

(Snickers at all the puking drunks.) I don't drink and haven't touched a drop in years, even when I did drink I never let myself get to the point of being puking drunk. Heh so yeah, I'm snickering, and banging on the drum for your hangovers also.

Bobmi, you are a naughty boy! It's not nice to gloat.

I have been puking drunk once, when I was 18. It was terrible, and to this day, I do not remember what went on that night. It frightened me sufficiently that I have not done it since.

 

[English Lady]

I have never been drunk. A little tipsy is as far as I've ever been.

I am grumpy today and I have no idea why.

 

[bobsgirl]

TC

I ate a piece of chocolate cake for breakfast.

 

[My Own Way]

TC

I ate a piece of chocolate cake for breakfast.

I had hershey kisses...!!! LOL...I love chocolate for breakfast....

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I love chocolate anytime!

 

[bobsgirl]

I love chocolate anytime!

I hear ya, sister! Why limit yourself to just breakfast?

 

[CoyoteTales]

True Confessions... let's see...

I enjoy cooking for people, because there's no more sure sign of appreciation from someone than having them ask for seconds. Or thirds.

But when I'm by myself? I cook all the things that everyone's allergic to, that I like the best.

....think that's tame?

Now re-read it again, and put the dirty-minded chef's apron on.

-CoyoteTales

 

[jacuzzigal]

I can be very melancholy sometimes.

Sometimes I can get very jealous.

I generally keep both inside...

 

[Bobmi357]

TC: If Alyx would allow it, I'd tie her to the bed and torment her with a couple hours worth of orgasms.

I discovered a bit of domination streak in myself when we explored BDSM a few years ago. But I'm not into pain, just teasing and tormenting her with more orgasms than she wants. Hehe...

 

[entitled]

TC: i've just decided i want to borrow Bobmi for a few hours next weekend....

 

[bobsgirl]

TC: If Alyx would allow it, I'd tie her to the bed and torment her with a couple hours worth of orgasms.

I discovered a bit of domination streak in myself when we explored BDSM a few years ago. But I'm not into pain, just teasing and tormenting her with more orgasms than she wants. Hehe...

Note to Alyx: Are you crazy? Give the boy some rope, and have fun!!!

 

[bobsgirl]

TC: I've been known to watch and buy from both of the cable shopping channels.

Is there any hope for me?

 

[Kissophile]

TC: I've been known to watch and buy from both of the cable shopping channels.

Is there any hope for me?

Not a prayer.