True Confessions..

[Brav0tm]

After which, his household qualifies as a chemical weapon of mass destruction.

Oh that is way to funny LOL!

 

[bobsgirl]

That is seriously funny.

MrB had chili for lunch and dinner yesterday. I threatened to send him out to the garage.

 

[Lynxie]

It's already been said, but a fluffernutter and a diet coke is snack heaven for me!

An original confession? I once alphabetized my spices, CDs, books, and practially anything else that coule be alphabetized.... but I'm over that now.

And yes, I have left my cat messages on the answering machine...

 

[Xectxny19X]

And yes, I have left my cat messages on the answering machine...

awwww...

 

[English Lady]

T C

I am a Christian and sometimes I cringe at the actions of my "Brothers and Sister in Faith"

 

[Denae]

TC: have had the new computer for two months now and I still haven't completely transferred everything from the old one to the new one AND I haven't hooked up the printer yet.

 

[Cathleen]

TC: I can handle blood and guts but can't deal with a cricket or other jumpy critters ..... ICK

 

[entitled]

Which reminds me...

TC: i've fed my friends chocolate covered grasshoppers and waited until they ate them all (and admitted they were good!) before telling them what they were.

 

[Cathleen]

Which reminds me...

TC: i've fed my friends chocolate covered grasshoppers and waited until they ate them all (and admitted they were good!) before telling them what they were.

You are soooo mean! Don't invite me for dinner.

 

[entitled]

You are soooo mean! Don't invite me for dinner.

They wouldn't try them otherwise, even after they said they would! Besides, there's not enough grasshoppers around here. i'd have to resort to ants.

TC: i would rather write a letter longhand and send it snail mail than use email most of the time.

 

[Denae]

If I see a little bug crawling around inside, I'll scoop it up on a piece of paper and take it outside. I don't mind spiders because I hate flies more.

Roaches? Creep me the hell out, yet I can't squish them either. I've managed to trap them and taken them outside too. I think I've flushed a couple too. I think I'm going to be sick thinking about it.

 

[bobsgirl]

I could aways handle the bloody boo-boos, but when one of my kids came down with those icky intestinal things--the throwing up kind--OMG, I always wanted to join them. "Move over, sweetie, Mommy has to throw up too..."

 

[Denae]

I handle crises fairly well, it's afterwards when the dust settles that I fall apart.

Another TC:
I watched and heard a teammate break her left. After the game we met up at the ER. I did fine with everything seeing her, seeing the x-rays, etc. But when someone described the bone on the x-ray as looking like powdered sugar thrown on it, that's when I sank to the ground.

 

[jacuzzigal]

TC: Was a preschool teacher and camp director for years. Saw tons of health issues with kids from seizures to bee stings to blood to broken bones. I was fine with all of it - but the sight of a loose tooth completely grosses me out. I can't look!

 

[bobsgirl]

TC: Was a preschool teacher and camp director for years. Saw tons of health issues with kids from seizures to bee stings to blood to broken bones. I was fine with all of it - but the sight of a loose tooth completely grosses me out. I can't look!

Ooh, yes, gross. When my front teeth were really loose, my sister's friend's dad came over and popped them out. I'm cringing now just thinking about it.

TC

I once left a Tupperware container, with cookies in it, in the oven and turned the oven on. By the time I remembered it, it had melted all over the cookies, all over the oven rack and the bottom of the oven. Do you know, Tupperware liquefies if it's heated to a high enough temperature?

Good Lord, did it stink!

 

[Denae]

Ooh, yes, gross. When my front teeth were really loose, my sister's friend's dad came over and popped them out. I'm cringing now just thinking about it.

TC

I once left a Tupperware container, with cookies in it, in the oven and turned the oven on. By the time I remembered it, it had melted all over the cookies, all over the oven rack and the bottom of the oven. Do you know, Tupperware liquefies if it's heated to a high enough temperature?

Good Lord, did it stink!

Oh no--not funny at all. How did you ever clean the oven?

 

[bobsgirl]

Oh no--not funny at all. How did you ever clean the oven?

We just had to let it cool and harden and then the only thing you can do is just chip it off a piece at a time. The cookies just solidified into a stinky plastic mass.

I actually paid my son to clean it. It cleaned up surprisingly well. It just took a while.

 

[Bobmi357]

TC: Spiders fascinate and terrify me at the same time. I can watch them on TV, even squish them when they show up in the house. But get one on me and I'm leaping for the ceiling and doing the heebee jeebee dance to get it off me. Of course I've had a few bad bites from them so my phobia is sorta understandable.

BG, I perfectly understand your dilemma, I too am a sympathetic barfer. One whiff and I'm either running for clear air or hurling my cookies into the general direction of the original barfee.

 

[jacuzzigal]

TC: Spiders fascinate and terrify me at the same time. I can watch them on TV, even squish them when they show up in the house. But get one on me and I'm leaping for the ceiling and doing the heebee jeebee dance to get it off me. Of course I've had a few bad bites from them so my phobia is sorta understandable.

BG, I perfectly understand your dilemma, I too am a sympathetic barfer. One whiff and I'm either running for clear air or hurling my cookies into the general direction of the original barfee.

TC: I don't mind spiders, but I can see how Bob would if he's had some bites.

I'm also a sympathetic barfer... think there's a support group for us?

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I could have been a coronor.

 

[bobsgirl]

TC: Spiders fascinate and terrify me at the same time. I can watch them on TV, even squish them when they show up in the house. But get one on me and I'm leaping for the ceiling and doing the heebee jeebee dance to get it off me. Of course I've had a few bad bites from them so my phobia is sorta understandable.

BG, I perfectly understand your dilemma, I too am a sympathetic barfer. One whiff and I'm either running for clear air or hurling my cookies into the general direction of the original barfee.

Spiders are gross crawly things, I refuse to share my living space with them. I will squish them unless a) they are on the run and could by accident land on me or b) they are over my head. I had one fall in my hair once, and I was traumatized for days. This is one reason why I keep MrB around. He's about a foot taller than me and will squish spiders, reach the high shelves, and open jars. Just kidding, of course...

 

[Cathleen]

I could have been a coronor.

TC: In college I took one of those career placement 'tests', there were two very strong areas - and in a very odd way they could be related........ nurse or mortician.

 

[English Lady]

TC: I love spiders Though we don't have posionous ones over here as a rule. My husband is a right pansy though and will run in terror if he sees one

 

[entitled]

A bunch of friends and i were out camping once when the tarantula migration started (yes, it DOES happen). Everybody else freaked out when they woke up to find big hairy spiders crawling all over and ran screaming to lock themselves in the car. I sat there going 'Hey! Cooooollll....' and petting as many as i could reach. Then again, i'm just that way.

TC: i'm craving chocolate, but can't stand Hershey's and have nothing else in the house. i want my Godiva!

 

[Kissophile]

A bunch of friends and i were out camping once when the tarantula migration started (yes, it DOES happen). Everybody else freaked out when they woke up to find big hairy spiders crawling all over and ran screaming to lock themselves in the car. I sat there going 'Hey! Cooooollll....' and petting as many as i could reach. Then again, i'm just that way.

TC: i'm craving chocolate, but can't stand Hershey's and have nothing else in the house. i want my Godiva!

This sounds like a bad movie. Is Kevin Bacon available?