TSCLT 12.0: The pantheon hates a pussy 2.0

[Inflation999]

Some things and people only work right after life smacks them, usually multiple times.

The recording was submitted to the office for the worker to listen to, should they choose to stay in Canada they have some growing up to do. I doubt the worker assigned to their case was happy about any of it. All ten have been rescheduled and notified once again that I possess a vagina and they will be expected to answer my questions and if hired (when hell freezes over) take orders from me, and that like our phone calls, the meeting will be recorded. The minions took a vote and have insisted on at least one or two of them sitting in on the interviews, for 'quality control' should it become necessary.

 

[thør]

Maybe they need to join the Army.....

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Nope. The three-window version for me. I don't need the extra air-conditioning and nobody but me is allowed to ride in it.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Maybe they need to join the Army.....

Or maybe, In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Pick the largest minion capable of a convincing scowl. Wat is amused when online maggots get mouthy because that shit never happens in person.


Happy Saturday!!! Slept okay. Looks like next week's cold blast won't be quite as cold or last as long. Of course, that depends on who's looking at the Weather Rock. Off to get the good doctor up and going here in a bit. She has a home health service call at noon, so we'll do a group thing.


After coffee.


Someone who is about to admonish another must realize within himself five qualities before doing so [that he may be able to say], thus:
"In due season will I speak, not out of season. In truth I will speak, not in falsehood. Gently will I speak, not harshly. To his profit will I speak, not to his loss. With kindly intent will I speak, not in anger."

~ "Vinaya Pitaka,"

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The only good use for suicide doors is opening them so your kid can pee by the side of the road.

The same kid that assured you that they didn't have to go to the bathroom when you left...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Better than having the little wretch piss the upholstery and fuck that up. Anvil cloth has unobtainium woven into it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2...ted-rise-of-fake-news-in-1995-says-biographer


Marc Burrows was digging through old cuttings about the late Discworld author for his forthcoming biography when he came across an interview Pratchett had done with Microsoft founder Bill Gates in July 1995, for GQ. “Let’s say I call myself the Institute for Something-or-other and I decide to promote a spurious treatise saying the Jews were entirely responsible for the second world war and the Holocaust didn’t happen,” said Pratchett, almost 25 years ago. “And it goes out there on the internet and is available on the same terms as any piece of historical research which has undergone peer review and so on. There’s a kind of parity of esteem of information on the net. It’s all there: there’s no way of finding out whether this stuff has any bottom to it or whether someone has just made it up.”


Gates, as Burrows points out, didn’t believe him, telling Pratchett that “electronics gives us a way of classifying things”, and “you will have authorities on the net and because an article is contained in their index it will mean something … The whole way that you can check somebody’s reputation will be so much more sophisticated on the net than it is in print,” predicted Gates, who goes on to redeem himself in the interview by also predicting DVDs and online video streaming.

 

[Inflation999]

Maybe they need to join the Army.....

They are here as refugees, it's a government program trying to find them suitable work and training. I've taken in others for one year placements but reject more than I ever accept.

 

[Inflation999]

Pick the largest minion capable of a convincing scowl. Wat is amused when online maggots get mouthy because that shit never happens in person.



My youngest bio, he's 6'4, 230lb and almost solid muscle from working on the floor. He is as scary looking as they come but the gentlest of the bunch. His twin is close, but he doesn't have the same muscles, he only weights 180 but he inherited my attitutude.

 

[Inflation999]

 

[thør]

They are here as refugees, it's a government program trying to find them suitable work and training. I've taken in others for one year placements but reject more than I ever accept.

When my grandfather came to the new world and needed work, he joined the army.

 

[Noor]

When my grandfather came to the new world and needed work, he joined the army.

These days refugees, asylum seekers and such can join the us Military only after having their status for two years preceding their joining the military. So after two years, yes, before no.
Placing refugees in work, even work that they have done quite well in the past can be difficult.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Give me fat back tires. Trust me, it will balance out the look.

Moah powah! Arg, arg, arg...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

8º now. What a difference a day makes.

Are we Alaska yet?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Interesting. Dr. Tyler and I interviewed the bosslady of a caregiver service. She was an immigrant. Very nice woman and her heart seemed to be fully formed and in the right place. I'd hope that my ancestors were of similar quality when they showed up. Oh, wait, they're all kin to me, so . . . .


Happy Sunday!!! Slept decently until about 0300 when Cat Politics And Placement came into play. It's the girls. The boys don't do any of that shit. Girlcat wants to sleep by my ribs under the covers. That Damned Kitten wants to sleep in the same place on top of the covers. It's not multi-lever chess. Guess who gets clawed? There the good doctor to tend to, laundry to finish, shooping list to buy, and the house chores to attend to also. No slack-ass shit today.


The Cheaps made frozen fish, and the Clees took a lot right up the shitter. Coughed up as many points as they scored and the home team was busy. Good on them. What a turnaround.


I need bitches to get my refills . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Give me fat back tires. Trust me, it will balance out the look.

Moah powah! Arg, arg, arg...

And a big fat Hemi . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

She's my little deuce coup...,


My fenders were clicking the guardrail post
the guy beside me was white as a ghost...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Glowball Warning has increased (left-logic) the temperature outside to 7º.

Big Brother wants you out of your coupe because it is turning the planet into a runaway hothouse...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Anvil coupes have more steel.


Henrys have less steel, are smaller, and therefore lighter.


Anvils have more space more easily for bigmotors . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Glowball Warning has increased (left-logic) the temperature outside to 7º.

Big Brother wants you out of your coupe because it is turning the planet into a runaway hothouse...

Glowball is headed this way.


I prefer a stay-put whorehouse . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Horrible color.

Did I say 7º?

My bad. I meant 6º...

 

[thør]

These days refugees, asylum seekers and such can join the us Military only after having their status for two years preceding their joining the military. So after two years, yes, before no.
Placing refugees in work, even work that they have done quite well in the past can be difficult.

Likely easier to put people to work in places where workers are in short supply. A guy from Yugoslavia came to work for us in the early 80's. He was a good tradesman with poor English skills. He was a good employee and I even let him use my personal vehicle to take his Alaska driver's test. He left to be his own boss driving a cab a few years later. He still drops by on occasion to say hi.

 

[thør]

8º now. What a difference a day makes.

Are we Alaska yet?

You'll never be Alaska as a couple chilly days don't make a cold season.

 

[Noor]

These days refugees, asylum seekers and such can join the us Military only after having their status for two years preceding their joining the military. So after two ye

Likely easier to put people to work in places where workers are in short supply. A guy from Yugoslavia came to work for us in the early 80's. He was a good tradesman with poor English skills. He was a good employee and I even let him use my personal vehicle to take his Alaska driver's test. He left to be his own boss driving a cab a few years later. He still drops by on occasion to say hi.

I am still friends with some refugees that I helped get work for back in the day.