TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[SpeareChucker]

I guess that's one way to cover up the fact that you have


NO



Tits!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's variety for the masses.


Allah knows how Wat aims to please.


Actually, pretty much only in his own bathroom.


After all, the only person he has to please is himself.

 

[SpeareChucker]

So aiming is optional in the rent-a-room?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No, rented stuff is yours for the time you rent it.


But I suppose you could pee in the tub.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Ever seen Jersey Boys?


The man pees in the sink!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So, five guys are out riding around drinking beer and need a pee stop, so they pull in for a McLeak.


The men's room has a toilet, a urinal, a sink, a trsh can, and a floor drain.


Which sounds like a five-holer to them, so they're in and out in 2.3 minutes . . .


unless one stops to order fries to go with his PBR.

 

[SpeareChucker]

A PBR?


Did you get that joke from Johnny?

Was it an autobiographical story from his youth?

 

[SpeareChucker]

The last NFL game I attended, and I do mean THE LAST
was a Chiefs-Raiders game and I went to the bathroom
during a break in the action and guys were even
peeing on the fucking walls. ON THE WALLS!

I expect that out of Raiders fans, but
NOT from the red and gold!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Do Raiders fans know about Indoor Plumbing?


Hey, as long as it's not running into your crawl space, all is well . . . .

 

[JohnnySavage]

Nectar of the Gods

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hey, it won a blue ribbon, hence the name.


Of course, that was a couple of centuries ago, but . . . .


I did help keep them in bizness for decades, so don't go to hatin'.


At least, not for that.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I think Raiders fans pee in the streets...

 

[bellisarius]

You guys are on a tear this AM. PBR and piss huh?

 

[SpeareChucker]

One thing leads to another...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So there was that time I was road-tripping and measuring progress by the number of beer cans tossed out the window, and it was time for a McLeak.


It was very late and no one was on the road but me, so I pulled the car over, got out, and walked to the middle of the westbound interstate lane and peed on the dotted white line.


At least I didn't try to snort it.


So we can add buzzed driving to the list, too.

 

[Cuppers]

i think

already posted per a friends request

 

[SpeareChucker]

I used to have that puzzle...

or that couch.



I can't remember which.

 

[Cuppers]

my falt

a bigger pic

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Always appreciated!!!

 

[Que]

Let the un-mourned go un-mourned.

 

[bellisarius]

Another drive-by cuppers posting.

Two days of century mark temps and then back into the monsoon pattern Sun. I'm looking forward to Sun.

 

[SpeareChucker]

No one in this thread gives a fucking flying fickle finger of fate Query...

 

[Que]

No one in this thread gives a fucking flying fickle finger of fate Query...

Valid.

 

[SpeareChucker]

It will be another super-humid scorcher here today...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Please, Allah, send Wat mountain breezes.


Like the winds blow under the houses . . . .


So noted, however.