TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Monday!!!


Yesterday wasn't as long as the old Long Day Mondays are, but it's still a long day and I'm still tired this morning.


It's gonna be hot the early part of this week and then cool off a bit later on. I have to check out some attics, so I might as well do that early.


Meanwhile, coffee . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Morning Wat.

That attic climbing is best done early this time of year.

Going out to the range this AM. Got a new sight to be dialed in.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Yes, it is Monday.



I'm sorry, but ever since the Marines, I've always wondered just
what the hell is this dialing in the scope. It's like a two-step process;
fire a round, adjust the sights to fit where it hit...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I require bitches to dial in mah coffeh.


Oh wait, it's . . .


wait for it . . .


spot on!

 

[bellisarius]

Yes, it is Monday.



I'm sorry, but ever since the Marines, I've always wondered just
what the hell is this dialing in the scope. It's like a two-step process;
fire a round, adjust the sights to fit where it hit...

The holographic red dots don't quite work that way. Besides, I'm taking a noob out there who has a new rifle and new sights. And as long as I'm gong out I have a new load to check out.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Worrying about something that may never happen is like paying interest on money you may never borrow.

~ Unknown

 

[bellisarius]

Yes, it is Monday.



I'm sorry, but ever since the Marines, I've always wondered just
what the hell is this dialing in the scope. It's like a two-step process;
fire a round, adjust the sights to fit where it hit...

Opps, dbl post.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I blame Manu's hamster.


What do you expect from rodents named Timmah?


This one must be Timmah v16.1 . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

I'll go with the Hamster too.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Maybe more like Version 26.1.





I wonder what weasels we have today. Le(a)d is already here, and has already regaled me with some dumb story.


St000pid h000man tricks . . . .

 

[Endrura]

I have another little chore to do today, harvest my Peaches. I was thinking it'd be nice to genetically modify a Peach tree so that maybe 20 or so Peaches would ripen weekly. But then the law of unintended consequences would kick in and the Peaches would probably be tasteless lumps of pulp.

I used to use a piece of PVC with a 3 sided bag on the bottom to harvest tree fruit. The critters got what I missed but fresh from the tree always tasted best.

Hahaha... every other street in Atlanta is named Peachtree and I grew up in Peachtree City.

Given the tourists I've met from Georgia (mostly hunters), I can only picture the Peachtree city from the second Judge Dredd movie.

~ Unknown

WTF is wrong with that cat???

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home/Scrotel13. Scored some grub from the grocery store. It's good eats.


The PM was being a bit of a whiny bitch this afternoon, once he finally dragged his ass to work. I'm sure tha we're back to being pissy about Lago. This after last Thursday's chat about what we can control and what we cannot. So now it's been determined that we're "behind" on punch here.


Yeah, Wat hasn't punched anyone. Yet.


You know how Jesus hates a pussy? Wat hates a pussy, too . . . and there's too motherfucking many pussies awl up in dis bitch . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I used to use a piece of PVC with a 3 sided bag on the bottom to harvest tree fruit. The critters got what I missed but fresh from the tree always tasted best.




Given the tourists I've met from Georgia (mostly hunters), I can only picture the Peachtree city from the second Judge Dredd movie.




WTF is wrong with that cat???

He's quite angry, and he's looking at you upside down.

 

[silver gurl]

You missed my Sunday.
Lashings for you.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You missed my Sunday.
Lashings for you.

Yes, I truly did, and I admitted it, and I understand deeply your need for Vicious Retribution. I suppose it could be Viscous . . . .


I am unworthy of your attention and you should really send an army of ninjas to de-populate my house. Of humans.


And I forgot it last weekend, too. So we have a Pattern of Miscreance here to discuss. Misfeasance even. I proised you a day and I haven't followed through yet.


I can try to be Good. Can you ever find it in your Heart to forgive me . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

I used to use a piece of PVC with a 3 sided bag on the bottom to harvest tree fruit. The critters got what I missed but fresh from the tree always tasted best.




Given the tourists I've met from Georgia (mostly hunters), I can only picture the Peachtree city from the second Judge Dredd movie.




WTF is wrong with that cat???

You bet they're great. Medium sized free stones. Sweet and juicy.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!! I certainly hope that this day doesn't belong to someone and I've gone and forgotten that, too.


Perhaps it's early onset senility.


Slept okay, up too early, but feel rather rested. We're trying the motel juggling act to rack up the points count. There be free lodging in the future - somewhere.


The coffee is a home run this morning . . . .

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Hey, Wat!

I almost forgot...this hog was sitting outside my drank spot in Bed-Stuy Brooklyn last week. A Harley. I went outside between boozin' to have some Hobbit's Leaf with a friend and there it was.

You da master at these, better'n me. whatchu think? Yea or nay? I'll defer to yer wizdum.

sometimes heads roll up with these outside the joint, but it's not really a biker joint per sé. they just like to bop over.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[bellisarius]

That front fender screams Indian.

 

[Endrura]

This early in the day there better be nothing screamng here unless the coffee maker is broken.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The first 30 years of my childhood nearly killed me.

~ anonymous

 

[Wat_Tyler]

This early in the day there better be nothing screamng here unless the coffee maker is broken.

Sounds more like wailing . . . with a side of the gnashing of teeth . . . .

 

[Endrura]

gnashing teeth I have, the guys are home less than 24 hours and the fridge and coffee pot are both empty when they leave for the shop, I'm making more coffee now

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Guys do get older an eat less.


One day.


Well, this one did.


Old age is a privilege reserved for a few . . . .