TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[Wat_Tyler]

Give Hillary the squirt bottle, too.


Just make sure it's a bit stronger than water.


I think she wants the Henry Clay mantle of futility for failed presidential runs.


Litsters gonna have to Google that one . . . .


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[SpeareChucker]

I've told you this before, but when living at the lake,
I had a cat drag home a freshly grilled steak
from Allah only knows where...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You never told if he offered to share it.


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[SpeareChucker]

It was a cat.


We all know how selfish they are...

 

[Endrura]

Mont Tremblant but that is a drive for you.

I prefer taking my camera and going cross country with the pups. The one stays in the covered sled I haul but the other dives in and out of snowbanks until she's exhausted.

 

[SpeareChucker]

The dachshunds refuse to touch the stuff.
They will signal to be let out, but once they hit the snow
all they want is back in. This will be repeated until
they cannot hold it any longer and then they do their business
right on the back stoop and then it's back to the warm bed.

Does it not ever snow in Germany?

 

[Endrura]

Morning all, cold pizza and coffee makes a good start to the day.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I have some cold coffee sitting here.
It was hot a while ago, but it's giving me the jitters.

Maybe if I had some pizza to go with it...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Off to see what's new about Scrotel Brekkies.


Answer: not a damn thing.


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[Endrura]

I have no idea who left the pizza but it was tagged saved for me so I shall find out and thank them. Monday's are hard and little thoughtful things like that make things beautiful.

As for your geriatric pupper and the midnight cries, the squirt bottle may drive it away but it will still need a bathroom break. Watch your step when you get up.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Oh, they don't want to go to the bathroom!

When, in the past, I have given in and opened the gate that keeps them locked up,
all they did was race to the dog beds in the living room and go right back to sleep.

It's not a bathroom thing, it's just a power trip.
Look at what I can get my human to do...

 

[Endrura]

As a Not-A-Morning person, may I suggest you add some vinegar to your water mix, the smell and taste as they clean up speeds up the learning curve.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Now, there's an idea...



This is where we get to explore the notion
that dachshunds even have a learning curve.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Vinegar would be effective. White is best.


I know, I'm a racisist.


Actually, I don't want to have to clean up after the other varieties.


Off to see what the weasels have wrought . . . .


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[bellisarius]

Morning folks.

Dachshund's hard headed? Nah.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Not the least little bit.

 

[bellisarius]

Going to be a boring day today. I have three deliveries coming in from three different transport source, USPS, FedEx, and UPS. So I'm sorta stuck here. USPS isn't an issue, they always show up at the same time. The other two are "when we get around to it" type services. Bastages.

I'll figure something out to do.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Please do not spend the morning posting cute cat memes...

 

[bellisarius]

I'm not that bored.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Yet.





But we know that active minds have to, well, you know, active...

 

[bellisarius]

I need to get my watch battery replaced but it looks like the soonest that's gong to happen is Thur. If I had the right tools I'd do it myself.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Reminds me of the commercial with two men on exercise bikes:
What men talk about.

One man is extolling the virtues, features and power of his new watch,
a virtual computer on the wrist.

The other man finally asks, "But how do you tell the time?"

"I use my phone!"

 

[bellisarius]

*chuckle* I've got one of those old fashioned watches that has hands and everything. It's going on 25 yrs old and except when the battery runs down, about every two years, the only time I have to adjust the time is for the daylight savings BS.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I wonder how many here cannot tell time with hands.





I still have a pocket watch around here, somewhere...

 

[bellisarius]

50/50 chance?