TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[Wat_Tyler]

Home. Visited with the abbreviated Saturday Night crowd. I wonder if they'll notice that I'm not there next week.


He'll tell us about his weepon. He'll have to. It's what we do.


Off to bed. Tomorrow promises to be a long one . . . .

 

[thør]

Fortunately, I can keep my wheels in contact with the soil, most of the time. Asphalt. Concrete. Something.


They remind me of Cartman. "Respect mah authori-tie!!!"

Just keep the rubber side down.

 

[bellisarius]

Good thunder boomer last night. Lots of rain and took the power out for about an hour. Ever notice how the backup batteries to those digital clocks never quite get it right?

 

[SpeareChucker]

Not really. I have windup and battery clocks that I pay attention to.
The other appliance clocks, I pay no attention to.

Good morning y'all!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Sunday!!!


I make it a point to set all the range clocks when we install new appliances. Nothing says "I'm all fucked up" like a blinking digital clock on the wrong time. So I make them right. I keep mine at home set correctly, or close to it. I usually go for the next minute ahead of whatever the smell phone time shows me.


The bike clock offers a 24-hour clock option, so I took it. It was handy the other day whilst tooling the highlands highway.


Another batch of football offerings to ignore.

 

[SpeareChucker]

You cannot ignore THE #15...



I tried to buy a jersey, but they are all sold out, all of the time.

 

[SpeareChucker]

What is a good 21st birthday present?



Cash?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I can, and you didn't.


You're not the jersey sporting type.


Now, as to the shit stirring type . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

I probably would not wear it, this is true.



But to have purchased one in his rookie season
would have been a righteous investment...

 

[SpeareChucker]

Good read:

[And keep in mind that NRO lost its collective mind over Trump;
they actually preferred Secretary Clinton.]*

https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/09/resistance-politics-degrades-civic-life/






* Excepting Victor Davis Hanson

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I gotta get this show off its ass and in gear, but it seems I have another cuppa to consume first.


No matter, we'll get there.


I'm practicing Situational Deafness.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I am only halfway through my first, and last, cup of the morning.



I just cannot get 'wired up' this morning.



At least not until #15 time!

 

[bellisarius]

The power went out halfway through a broadcast "The Outlaw Josey Wales." One of the few broadcast offerings I'm willing to tolerate commercials for. I need to get the Blu-Ray.

 

[SpeareChucker]

That's one of my essential Clint movies on CD.



BTW: Never watch The Mule. It's a sequel to "Bridges" and it sucks.
It fucking sucks donkey dick and that's being charitable!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ah reckon so . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

If I pull my shoulders back,
it almost looks like I have tits!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Her ass is adorable!!!

 

[SpeareChucker]

Get back to me when her ass has nipples...

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[Wat_Tyler]

Surgeons can work miracles these days.


Mackerels, too.


These daze . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

lol

Turn my ass into tits and my tits into ass...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

She was kind enough to bare her Girliness and to be posted on Teh Intrawebz, so we should be a bit kinder to her.


It doesn't cost anything.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Oh, I would do her if she presented herself so nicely...



But you are a boob guy and that just wasn't "boob.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, and I live in Dah 'Hood so I'm black, is that it?


I'd prefer to be colored.


Especially since I already am . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Oh, I would do her if she presented herself so nicely...



But you are a boob guy and that just wasn't "boob.

Are you saying Wat is a mammarist?

 

[SpeareChucker]

He is mamo-centric...

He would have loved the physical therapist that I saw this week.

He might have even proposed on the spot!