TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[Endrura]

Depends on the woman but normally every 21-28 days we hate the world.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Depends on the woman but normally every 21-28 days we hate the world.

Don't I know it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Home from pouting number one.


Biking. Motorcycling. Harley fucking Davidsoning . . . .


Spell checker hates that one, but I shall force it to submit.


Oh, the new diet-after-a-fashion thing is working nicely, too.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

All praises to Allah for his manifold blessings and great mercies. The president relented. I get to keep the company vehicle until it takes what we fondly refer to as The Giant Shit.


Rest assured, I just did the maintenance on it, and it'll be getting its oil changed with The Good Shit on Sunday.


All bets will be entertained, but I wager that Wat can keep it going well into Trump's Second Term.

 

[bellisarius]

They're going to give you that car instead of a watch at your retirement.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I will have driven it into the ground by then.


Wait, who said I'm retiring?


Not as long as I'll still do shit that none of the rest of them will. I'll have a job until I'm dead.


The Friday Night Crew was in rare form. We had a great chat over supper at our end of the table. They got Dumb-ass Roy and his dumb twat wife at the other end. Good place for them.

 

[bellisarius]

Happy Saturday.

Going to do some early shopping then off to the range to do some of that volunteer'n. Might as well take my rifle with me so I'll have something to do while the paint dries. Maybe my pistol too.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Saturday!!!


Volunteerin' is good for the soul. Hell, just axe Tennessee. They made a whole state outta it.


Slept in a bit. Bought a gift for a guy a few weeks ago, and in the chaos, I manage to have misplaced it. I was going to take it to him this morning, but that may have to wait now.


Silly human tricks . . . .


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[Endrura]

At the rate this job is going Wat you may still be there three days after you're dead.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Maybe.


Or maybe I have the bayonet fixed and I'll get it right through the liver this time.


There is no one left to dispute my word on how to get it done now.


And there is no one left to do it, either . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

If I don't make a point of putting stuff back where it belongs I end up looking for 'misplaced' stuff all the time. It irritated me at me. Fortunately it's always in the last place I look.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well, this wasn't mine, so . . . problem.


It never had a home.


No matter, I sorted out where it must be, logically, and lo and behold, there is was. I have moved it to where it needs to be to make the trip this morning.


Then I stopped looking . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Damn good thing you did. There are more than a few posters here that I firmly believe will keep looking after they've found what they're looking for.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There is so very much to be said about that, but I have no idea where to start.


But I would happily give all their right arms to Allah for a good weasel casserole recipe.

 

[bellisarius]

Clever tool chest idea. I get the impression it's not a working shop though.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, me, too.


Home. Saw a bunch of folks and ran a couple of errands, as such. Took Mom to lunch.


Decided to postpone tomorrow's coastal ride to Monday so I can do shit tomorrow and ride Monday with an empty head, instead of riding tomorrow and thinking about all the shit I need to do on Monday. Besides, Monday will be cooler.


I'ma be quiet for a little while . . . .

 

[Bidin~Time]

I ran my errands early, on the way home. I hope everyone is having a nice weekend.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Not half bad. Hope yours is peaceful and pleasant, too.


Tomorrow will be Sort The House day. It's past time, it seems.


Step One is to get out a lot of shit which needs to be elsewhere. Then it won't have to be sorted.


That way, in case I drop dead, the kids won't think I was hoarding . . . .

 

[Bidin~Time]

It is a good day so far. Tomorrow should be pleasant, too,as I have no plans to do anything until I go to work Monday. I hope for a slow day there too, but I doubt it.

 

[bellisarius]

Heya everyone.

Got my shopping and volunteer'n out of the way. Need to do some more volunteer'n on Mon., but that's OK. More shooting to be done.

Mon. should be a fun one for you BT. Can't wait to hear the stories.

A little windy here but not horrible. The neighbors are coming over for some chit-chat. Only thing I need to do is cook up some more hummingbird juice. The little buggers are going to drink me out of house and home.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Mom was telling me hummer stories over lunch.


If I were here, I'd try to attract some.


Off to see the Saturday Night Gang for fun-n-feasting.

 

[Bidin~Time]

When I try to attract hummingbirds, I don't see a one. When I don't, they come around and I feel bad there aren't any feeders up. I decided this year to just keep the feeders up and if a stray shows up at least it will have somewhere to feed.

Monday will either be a boom or a bust, ya never know til it happens.

 

[bellisarius]

I figured out to use 1 1/4 cups of sugar per qt. of water. The little buggers are sugar addicts. (Everyone else in the neighborhood uses 1 cup per qt. )

The little get together has been delayed a bit. B has a lawnmower issue to deal with and S is on call at the Hosp. Seeing as how she's been there since 2 PM I'd say you might just have a busy Mon. I'm thinking that when she finally gets out of there she'll be more than ready for some of her wine and have some interesting stories to tell.

In the mean time I'm mostly sitting outside watching the hummers and enjoying the evening.

 

[Bidin~Time]

So your house, in effect, has become the place they come to in order to score their sugar high.

She will definitely have stories, probably some you may not want to hear. LOL