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the immaculate conception in a drunken haze with the not so virgin wife

Well, when you've been drinking it's apparently hard to tell one from the other. I have this on good authority from a number of ex-military dudes. That's why the USMC issues the guys with brown paper bags as well as condoms. You're supposed to wear the brown paper bags to prevent you being identified.

Pete obviously forgot this golden rules.
 
Well, when you've been drinking it's apparently hard to tell one from the other. I have this on good authority from a number of ex-military dudes. That's why the USMC issues the guys with brown paper bags as well as condoms. You're supposed to wear the brown paper bags to prevent you being identified.

Pete obviously forgot this golden rules.
Pete wasn’t a Marine…
 
Well, when you've been drinking it's apparently hard to tell one from the other. I have this on good authority from a number of ex-military dudes. That's why the USMC issues the guys with brown paper bags as well as condoms. You're supposed to wear the brown paper bags to prevent you being identified.

Pete obviously forgot this golden rules.
Hmm! I always thought the brown paper bags were to put on the chicks!
 
Hmm! I always thought the brown paper bags were to put on the chicks!
Well, normally, but Marines fuck anything that moves, and the "moving" part is optional, or so I have been told, so best to conceal their own identities first.

And the chick that a Marine would need to bag would be....unusual. LOL. I have heard stories....like the one where my husband was in the UK on some sort of exchange training thingie (way before he met me I hasten to say - we didn't meet until long after he was out) and he was drinking with some Brit Marine Commandoes and the Brits were having this competition to see who could score with the ugliest chick in the bar.....
 
Teh guy from New Jersey now says he would look good in the Oval Office.

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