Variations - Words edition...

[Saltfountain]

That would work!

Yes

 

[AmberLGreen]

Try listening to Piano Man by Billy Joel

The verses are all limericks...

Look at you being helpful and smart
So much knowledge you have to impart
With your hints and your tips
Instead of your whips
New career? You dirty old tart

 

[MiaBabe23]

The above is confusing me more,
That Salt finds girls with no cocks to be bores,
Guys insist that we send tit pics,
‘Cos if we don’t, we must have dicks,
So just swap dicpics ‘mongst yourselves and leave alone us whores!

 

[Saltfountain]

The above is confusing me more,
That Salt finds girls with no cocks to be bores,
Guys insist that we send tit pics,
‘Cos if we don’t, we must have dicks,
So just swap dicpics ‘mongst yourselves and leave alone us whores!

No idea where I said that
I assume you're just being a brat
For removal of doubt
Just want my cock about
I only like girls with a twat

 

[Saltfountain]

The above is confusing me more,
That Salt finds girls with no cocks to be bores,
Guys insist that we send tit pics,
‘Cos if we don’t, we must have dicks,
So just swap dicpics ‘mongst yourselves and leave alone us whores!

You whining that no one sends pics?
Your bio says that you're still his
And you don't want no sex chat
No flirting or like that
Or am I just being real thick?

 

[velona]

I fell into poison ivy
And while I’m wondering why me
I really must bitch
Bout this awful itch
At least it’s not on my heinie!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I fell into poison ivy
And while I’m wondering why me
I really must bitch
Bout this awful itch
At least it’s not on my heinie!

That would be an awful spot!

 

[lindi_85]

I assume she must’ve meant me,
I will assure you I have no peepee.
I’ve got curves and a slit,
That could make grown men quit,
And one that I pierced just for glee

 

[MiaBabe23]

I assume she must’ve meant me,
I will assure you I have no peepee.
I’ve got curves and a slit,
That could make grown men quit,
And one that I pierced just for glee

Lol I definitely wasn’t implying otherwise, just teasing Salt, taking what he was saying to its logical conclusion

 

[Saltfountain]

Lol I definitely wasn’t implying otherwise, just teasing Salt, taking what he was saying to its logical conclusion

Why the angry reaction?

 

[Saltfountain]

Americans everywhere rejoice as limerick week ends...

I genuinely thought this would be an easy week, as these are poems embedded in British culture since childhood. I had no idea they were so alien to the colonial commoners amongst us...

So this week's style will be something alien to us all I think... The theme this week is

Dreams

And the form is a nonet

Now assuming no knowledge from anyone, a nonet is a simple concept, with a highly rigid form, like a haiku.

It is 9 lines long.
There are no rhyme rules, so rhyme or not to your hearts' content.
There are not rhythmic dictats.
The only rules is around syllables. The first line has 9 syllables, and then it decreases by one each line until the final, ninth line only has one syllable.

Have fun, and I hope people find their brains fry less...

 

[Saltfountain]

I can never remember my dreams
I know I dreamed, but they're always
Annoyingly out of reach
When I wake up after.
I wish that I could
Recall them, but
Forever
They are
Gone

 

[Polranny]

Of course they are in my mind
Reveries, nightmares, torments
In a cerebral cloud
They are always there
Sometimes dormant
But they will return
To haunt my soul
Totally intangible
Until I
Wake

 

[Cjbdd]

My dreams seem to be out of my reach
Both my dreams when I am sleeping
And my dreams when i’m awake
Am I wanting too much
Or just unworthy
Can dream just not
that one now
Goodbye
Dream

 

[Saltfountain]

Of course they are in my mind
Reveries, nightmares, torments
In a cerebral cloud
They are always there
Sometimes dormant
But they will return
To haunt my soul
Totally intangible
Until I
Wake

God I feel a cunt here...

I love the poem, but it's not quite there form wise...

Line one should contain nine syllables
Line two should reduce down to eight
Then seven in the next line
And so on, and so on
Until you have reached
The last line, nine
Which has just
One, and
Ends

 

[Polranny]

God I feel a cunt here...

I love the poem, but it's not quite there form wise...

Line one should contain eight syllables
Line two should reduce down to eight
Then seven in the next line
And so on, and so on
Until you have reached
The last line, nine
Which has just
One, and
Ends

I am hopeless at counting syllables

 

[AmberLGreen]

My dreams don’t come to me in the night
They plague my thoughts during the day
Swirling, positive and kind
For those I care about
Perfect dreams and hopes
They fill my head
Silence now
To think
Bliss

 

[Saltfountain]

I am hopeless at counting syllables

And lines

 

[Polranny]

God I feel a cunt here...

I love the poem, but it's not quite there form wise...

Line one should contain eight syllables
Line two should reduce down to eight
Then seven in the next line
And so on, and so on
Until you have reached
The last line, nine
Which has just
One, and
Ends

And lines

I am geriatric ,I lost count and forgot to check

 

[barefootgirl69]

God I feel a cunt here...

Line one should contain eight syllables

Me, too...but the first line is NINE, sensei

 

[Saltfountain]

Me, too...but the first line is NINE, sensei

Yeah, I wrote it in a hurry while I was sat in the hospital

Sorted. Thank you

 

[Cjbdd]

I see loved ones I’ve lost in my dreams
Except for the one I loved most
Why can’t he come and see me
Let me know he’s all good
It’s only a dream
come and kiss me
Just once more
Goodbye
Love

 

[Saltfountain]

I see loved ones I’ve lost in my dreams
Except for the one I loved most
Why can’t he come and see me
Let me know he’s all good
It’s only a dream
come and kiss me
Just once more
Goodbye
Love

That is so unbelievably powerful, poetry bitch

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Before I start, yes, I know I am a dork.

A Murder At The End Of The World
Closer, Derailed, Monsieur Spade
Children Of Men, Inside Man
Blood Ties, Sin City, Trust
Shoot 'Em Up, Anon
Duplicity
King Arthur
My fave
Clive

OK, I'll get my coat....

 

[Saltfountain]

Before I start, yes, I know I am a dork.

A Murder At The End Of The World
Closer, Derailed, Monsieur Spade
Children Of Men, Inside Man
Blood Ties, Sin City, Trust
Shoot 'Em Up, Anon
Duplicity
King Arthur
My fave
Clive

OK, I'll get my coat....

That's really good. Very clever