Variations - Words edition...

[EvaLane]

Oh, if we’re being honest, I’d like to participate
Let’s tear it all down - or better yet, desecrate
That house that never felt like home
Damp clothes, cheap mattress foam
Oh, just call it a joke, toss in a “G’day, mate!”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It was a joy when I first cut the cord
So many movies, I never got bored
But alas it couldn’t last
Shareholders need cash
Now streaming’s shittier than cable before.

 

[Qky75]

Like toddlers they throw whining fits
'cause no one is posting their bits.
She's more than a behind
Try seducing her mind.
Effort's the way to their clits.

 

[EvaLane]

The way I come off, how I’m perceived
Took twenty-nine years for a plan I conceived
If I can’t be me, I’ll be her
If it can’t be we, I’ll defer
The cycle won’t end, because I won’t be believed

 

[AmberLGreen]

What’s getting on my fucking tits
Are the mozzies and the places they’ve bit
Under the cover of night
They sneak in and take a bite
Maybe tomorrow I will be able to sit

 

[lingus60]

It’s annoying when some people on Lit
Think it’s cool to post insults and shit
So what is the point
Of being in this joint
It’s just to have fun isn’t it?

 

[Saltfountain]

It’s annoying when some people on Lit
Think it’s cool to post insults and shit
So what is the point
Of being in this joint
It’s just to have fun isn’t it?

Fucks sake...

Does this mean I have to be nice to @AmberLGreen?

There are few things in life that are finer
Than the contents of Amber's vagina
You'll find Elvis in there
With Shergar and his heir
And a totally lost Yorkshire miner

 

[Saltfountain]

Since Elon Musk took over Twitter
The place has gone right down the shitter
The Nazis returned
As society burned
And people became much more bitter

 

[AmberLGreen]

Fucks sake...

Does this mean I have to be nice to @AmberLGreen?

There are few things in life that are finer
Than the contents of Amber's vagina
You'll find Elvis in there
With Shergar and his heir
And a totally lost Yorkshire miner

He thinks he is funny as hell
But he talks so much shit you can tell
My cunts for designers
Not fucking whiners
He’s in there looking for stuff he can sell

 

[Saltfountain]

He thinks he is funny as hell
But he talks so much shit you can tell
My cunts for designers
Not fucking whiners
He’s in there looking for stuff he can sell

The thing about @AmberLGreen
Is that her cunt has never been seen
She was so soundly pleased
That now it's diseased
It's less of the amber, more green

 

[Saltfountain]

The sports team I hate is Newcastle
E'en tol'rance is not worth the hassle
They distract Saudi shite
With the black and the white
The equivalent of nipple tassles

 

[AmberLGreen]

The thing about @AmberLGreen
Is that her cunt has never been seen
She was so soundly pleased
That now it's diseased
It's less of the amber, more green

I dislike the way that he acts
Like he’s obsessed with my fat, juicy twat
When behind the closed door
He begs for no more
Of the pictures that make his dick flat

 

[MiaBabe23]

Not one rule for some drives me mad,
When the rest of us act well, I’ll add,
Injustice brings waste and harm,
Yet we’re expected to stay calm,
Let’s create an era that’ll make us all glad

 

[Saltfountain]

I dislike the way that he acts
Like he’s obsessed with my fat, juicy twat
When behind the closed door
He begs for no more
Of the pictures that make his dick flat

From reality she must hide
She's pickled, like formaldehyde
She says that I beg?
She drinks straight from the keg
It's the cider inside her insides...

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I started today with coffee and weed,
A contradiction, yes indeed!
The world's gone to hell
So I might as well
Give my brain the break it needs.

 

[Saltfountain]

I started today with coffee and weed,
A contradiction, yes indeed!
The world's gone to hell
So I might as well
Give my brain the break it needs.

It might be that caffeine and weed
Gives your brain just what it needs
You may think it strange
But the effects change
For people with ADHD

 

[Saltfountain]

The locusts move round in a swarm
They descend upon us like a storm
Their ethics are vague
They are really a plague
They're concerned with themselves as the norm

 

[lindi_85]

I really don’t know where to start
My attitudes really quite smart
My brains in a spin
Don’t know where to begin
So I’ll watch instead of taking a part

 

[Saltfountain]

I really don’t know where to start
My attitudes really quite smart
My brains in a spin
Don’t know where to begin
So I’ll watch instead of taking a part

I think that I know what you mean
You're crippled by low self esteem
But I know that your smarts
Is as big as your heart
Way sharper than you let it seem...

 

[NC_Coastal]

Most of us learn from mistakes
But we pay for shit that he breaks
He can't find Tehran
On a map of Iran
Now he drools while the Middle East quakes

 

[Mrtenant]

I pray that Uranus is clean
Its winking if you know what I mean
Is that a star in the sky
Or your beautiful brown eye
Oh my- how space travel makes you scream

 

[AngelicaS1780]

It's hotter outside than in hell.
To the devil my own soul I'd sell.
To escape this grief
And find some relief
I'll put up with the strong sulfur smell.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sometimes posters give me the ick
I don't care 'bout their politic
But, then there are fools
Who don't read the rules
And, damn, their stuff makes me quite sick.

(just venting, sorry!)

 

[Saltfountain]

Sometimes posters give me the ick
I don't care 'bout their politic
But, then there are fools
Who don't read the rules
And, damn, their stuff makes me quite sick.

(just venting, sorry!)

You're always welcome to vent
Because blokes here are rarely gents
Except for the girls
(It's a whole different world)
You'll find half are men in the end

 

[AmberLGreen]

Not many things make me say fuck
But some guys on here just suck
Seriously unhinged
They just make me cringe
To the point that I have to up chuck