Vibrator of the Month Club

[NotHisLady]

So sort of like NetGasm?
Keep them a month then send them back and get a different one?

I'm going to want a letter detailing the sanitation procedures but that does sound interesting--is there an option to buy the ones I like?

 

[Miles Long]

So sort of like NetGasm?
Keep them a month then send them back and get a different one?

I'm going to want a letter detailing the sanitation procedures but that does sound interesting--is there an option to buy the ones I like?

This isn't NetFux!

 

[NippleMuncher]

When did you get Freddy to be your spokesman?

 

[NippleMuncher]

When did you get Freddy to be your spokesman?

DAMN IT!!!!! Why can't I ever attach a gif when I find one??!!?!?!?!

 

[NotHisLady]

When did you get Freddy to be your spokesman?

(you used the page URL, not the image URL)

 

[Emerson40]

DAMN IT!!!!! Why can't I ever attach a gif when I find one??!!?!?!?!

Mr. Muncher,

I think you mean "gif", but your brain defaults to "tit". I think it is in your nature. I believe you have moved on from a boob fetish and may have, in all likelihood, become breast obsessed.

Let us conduct a wee experiment...


Take a look at the following images.


This is just a little bit of pink fabric, bunched up a wee bit and held in place with a push-pin. Most everyone would agree it appears as though some sort of upholstery work is about to be commenced.
What do you see?

Take a look at this next one. A little racier, sure, but I am wondering if you noticed the very colorful socks - from last years pMann collection - during your initial glance. Or were you transfixed by the little side-boob showing and noticed the socks only after taking a second look?

Now we are using something a little risqué once more, with a bit of the ass crack peeking over the pants, and there is again some side-boob, but when you first looked at the image did you see how her necklace and eyes match so well? Also - despite the photographer's efforts to to crop them out - did you notice the model's Australian Sole malady? The light furniture, wall colors, and white capri pants only amplify the need to put a belt sander to the bottoms of that poor girl's feet.

We'll keep the NC-17 rating at bay with this last one. This is a simple, common landscape photo, exhibiting a beach with gentle rolling waves, while a large orange sun sets into the ocean. Though a beach fire is burning, there are no people in the frame. I selected this one specifically because of this, as I did not want you distracted by bikini tops or slight side-boob showing.
You should just see a nice picture of a beach, in the evening with a small campfire, and not see anything boob-like at all.

If you saw anything different other than what has been described in the captions above the pics, or if you saw sweater puppies where no sweater puppies should exist, perhaps you need to take a breather from booble google quests and the Lit amateur pic forum.

 

[NotHisLady]

so my real job sucks at the moment.

I've got the perfect promo spot for the Vibe of the Month Club


Feeling blue?
The man in your life just not quite hitting it out of the park?

Even your favorite porn not doing it for you anymore?

Maybe you aren't looking at the right website yet--try visiting vibe_of_the_month.com

Then it's just a short wait

Until there's a knock at your door

And before you know it!!

So let him sleep,
you'll have a new surprise every month to keep you happy!!

 

[Saucyminx]

I had to dig up this thread, because I found a pic I took in 2006-ish. Did you ever, imaginarily of course, consider doing a line of ice products?

All I did here was freeze a bottle of water, let it thaw a little, and then sit there drinking it whilst on the computer, and lo and behold, the vibes (see what I did there?) from Lit must have influenced the way it melted because. . .well you can see the result.

I cut open the bottle and had my husband (now ex) take a photo to share. I know some people are into ice play. I would scream and run for the hills, but hey to each their own. BRRRRRR!

 

[Sedona1972]

I think you are all awesome! I just laughed, and laughed. I want to join up to the Mr Buzzy club. Once a month whether I need a new him or not please.

 

[shewantsmore]

(you used the page URL, not the image URL)

this one made me smile

 

[Emerson40]

 

[bleublood]

And we can set up a side business for second-hand vibrators. My shadow investors (Lady Tittywank Vandersnatch and Vaginald T. Cuntsnipple, the archduke and archduchess of Crotchengruben) have given us enough seed money to open up

Miles Long's Gently Used Sex Toy Emporium!

Second hand prices, first hand orgasms!

Nice slogan!

 

[Miles Long]

This thread and the fake business both have fake succeeded beyond my wildest non-existent dreams. Thanks for nothing, everyone!

 

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[Miles Long]

Ha! I love this thread.

Your love is tainted.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Your love is tainted.

Firs A whiter shade of pale and now this.
Thanks a lot!

I'm thinking of going over to the Glory Hole thread and posting about "Glooory, gloory, haleluuuujah. glooory, gloory...."

 

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[Miles Long]

Firs A whiter shade of pale and now this.
Thanks a lot!

I'm thinking of going over to the Glory Hole thread and posting about "Glooory, gloory, haleluuuujah. glooory, gloory...."

Glory, glory hole-aleuja! Glory, glory hole-aleuja! His Truth goes marching on...

Incidentally, our best vibrator is called The Truth, but it's not for everyone as this advert points out:

Hey, Miles. I noticed your "Hot for Teacher" post over in that wank fodder thread. Any chance you would consider offering pseudo-discounts to teachers for the VOTM club?

Absolutely! Educators get a 7.5% discount, just bring in your school ID or a pay stub to get your discount.

 

[NotHisLady]

Absolutely! Educators get a 7.5% discount, just bring in your school ID or a pay stub to get your discount.

I only have a fake one! will that get me the same pseudo-discount for the imaginary club?

 

[IrisAlthea]

Glory, glory hole-aleuja! Glory, glory hole-aleuja! His Truth goes marching on...

Incidentally, our best vibrator is called The Truth, but it's not for everyone as this advert points out:

Absolutely! Educators get a 7.5% discount, just bring in your school ID or a pay stub to get your discount.

Great HollyWOOD product placement there!

 

[Emerson40]

I'm thinking of going over to the Glory Hole thread and posting about "Glooory, gloory, haleluuuujah. glooory, gloory...."

 

[NippleMuncher]

Gonna need a little of this for that place.

 

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