<looking around> WOW!!!!! Who are all these people???? And what the fuck is that cat doing using my back as a scratching board????
RAVENLOFT!!!!!!!!!!!
<Desperately trying to shake off the cat but...>
*BANG*
<Stupidly bangs head against bedpole againg, and loses balance>
OUCH!!!! Oh damnit....
*THUD*
<Landing face first on the hard cold floor, still with a puring, and scratching, cat on my back>