AngeliqueIdylle
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Here are two paperback novels.
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Here are two paperback novels.
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It's the danger thing that I supposer I'm projecting ontto it and, as others have commented, they are dangerous and plain stoopid in bed
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Miss Dearheart gave him a very brief look, and shook her head. There was movement under the table, a small fleshy kind of noise and the drunk suddenly bent forward, colour draining from his face. Probably only he and Moist heard Miss Dearheart purr: āWhat is sticking in your foot is a Mitzy āPretty Lucretiaā four-inch heel, the most dangerous footwear in the world. Considered as pounds per square inch, itās like being trodden on by a very pointy elephant. Now, I know what youāre thinking: youāre thinking, āCould she press it all the way through to the floor?ā And, you know, Iām not sure about that myself. The sole of your boot might give me a bit of trouble, but nothing else will. But thatās not the worrying part. The worrying part is that I was forced practically at knifepoint to take ballet lessons as a child, which means I can kick like a mule; you are sitting in front of me; and I have another shoe . Good, I can see you have worked that out. Iām going to withdraw the heel now.
I think one would have to be careful not to poke a hole in the sheets during missionary.
Am I totally naive, but why, in so many porn movies, does the actress wear huge great heels? I can't think of anything more ridiculous to wear during sex. It can't be a BDSM thing, because I'm don't watch those. Is it some bizarre law about the actress not be (completely) naked, so a pair of patent heels ticks that box?
I can't help but think of all the ruined bed-sheets & mattresses
Big ass clown shoes would be more ridiculous.
I've worn socks during sex. Never shoes, of any kind!
You made me think of this Pratchett quote:
I love to wear heels during sex! my husband loves when I wear stockings and heels, too...have to admit, it looks so hot when my heels are on his shoulders or when he is holding them apart when I'm on my back.
In response to the OP ... I wonder if it's part of it is the aesthetics of feet - they're apparently difficult to make 'attractive' during sex scenes. I remember reading somewhere that female porn actors learning to point their toes during filming (where did I read? who knows ... maybe in my own head), but it's probably difficult to remember that all the time.