twister947
Childless Cat Dude
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Best stuff I have found was some Chinese lube from Wish.com. It is a little hard to find now but it is still there. The only English on it is what I presume to be a name, "YaRun". Unfortunately, you can't look for it by that.
It is so damn slippery I usually just have to set the tube on it's bottom because I can't get a good enough grip to screw the cap back on.
The last time I snuck up on the old lady in the bathroom, I slapped a small dab on the end of my cock and slid right up inside her. I had some on the end of my thumb and my thumb was up her ass to the second knuckle before she could give out her normal, "Not up my ass," comment. Partway through, I swapped my thumb for my cock, which never happens without half a liter of wine lubricating her inhibitions and she didn't complain, she just moaned louder and kept on cumming.
If it can do that, it is a miracle lube.
James
This is intriguing, although unobtainable, apparently. Call it Unicorn Oil.
It does raise the question, though: is there such a thing as too slick? Falling out of the saddle is nobody's idea of fun.